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SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
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Which one of your testicles hangs lower? For me, it is my right nut.



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
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Slash: Hi, I'm Slash and I start wierd topics.

Group: Hi Slash.

Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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MadMickwop
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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Left.




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av8er
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posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
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My left. Which, coincidently, I named Saul.





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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
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They are both equidistant to the ground. I'm that special 1 in a million case.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Testicle Curiosity


Nope. Sorry. Not curious at all.

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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
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quote:
Which one of your testicles hangs lower?
Don't you remember? ;)


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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:50 PM      
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right



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We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Don't you remember?


Hell yeah!

How could I forget the first ball that entered my mouth when you squated over me and teabagged me?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 7-16-02 @ 11:52 PM

goatweed
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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
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I love it when the romantic side of you comes out, Slash - it really makes my pubes tingle!

I also recall you enjoying the fact that they were shaved :-D

Now THAT'S a question to pose to the members around here - do you have Sasquatch balls or kojak balls?


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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Now THAT'S a question to pose to the members around here - do you have Sasquatch balls or kojak balls?


I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Sasquatch balls don't get juggled by as many tongues as Kojak balls.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Velociti
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Formerly diadelsuerte.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
i'm gonna have to say left on that one.


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PrOjEcT MaYhEm
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rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Never thought about it....

:::Runs to the bathroom and checks::::

Yeah, for me it is my left nut...


And I swear I don't have a gun...

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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


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5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

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USA		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:18 AM      
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Meet me behind The Chapter House and I'll show ya. ;)



Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Testicle Curiosity
Is this penis envy's hesitant sister?


*edit - I was born with undescended testicles.






"BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."


This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 7-17-02 @ 12:33 AM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 3:10 AM      
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quote:
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Sasquatch balls don't get juggled by as many tongues as Kojak balls.



you got that right



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 6:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I only have one testicle, so I don't know how to answer this question. Since it's only 1, it's not the middle, and it's niether left or right. So my answer is 42.



mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 7:27 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
Sorry it took so long to reply but, I had to check. Like my politics, right.





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI



This message was edited by mikehern on 7-17-02 @ 7:28 AM
Lou Weed
I was not put on this earth to edumacate this message board.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 8:17 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
If you're going to check at least follow the proper procedure..

Testicular Self Examination
How do you check your testicles?
Lets face it, if you spend 2 minutes once a month examining your testicles, you could save yourself a lot of worry.

Its best to do it after a bath or shower, when you'll be relaxed. Whilst standing, support your testicles in the palm of your hand to check the size and weight. One testicle may be slightly larger than the other but should weigh the same.

Hold one testicle between the thumb (on top) and the middle and index fingers underneath, and roll gently, checking for lumps or tenderness. Then do the same to the other testicle. Repeat this once a month.
As I type this I am checking myself right now wait wtf is that ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.




wtf I just noticed I have a seam along my scrotum.

Freddy's Ghost
I'm not fooling anyone. I'm not as smart as Fast Freddy.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 8:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
quote:
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Sasquatch balls don't get juggled by as many tongues as Kojak balls.

Without a doubt! Chicks dig it!


"You think you know, you have no idea" - < That Cribs show is Wack!
Jinny
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Sasquatch balls don't get juggled by as many tongues as Kojak balls


You are correct, sir

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 3:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
Just checked and it;s defiantly the right.thanks for calling me back crx.

happy anal jim



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