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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Inane topic of the day march 21, 2001 | ||||
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:07 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00  | i see a lot of interesting posts on a daily basis asking off-beat topics so ive decided to give it a shot, for shits and giggles. ive got a lot of crap running around in this head so if i get some of it out, its gotta work better huh???? ok so first topic to discuss... we've all been to fast food restaurants. and most times the waiting is unbearable which makes the term fast-food an oxymoron but thats besides the point. one of the first things that the counter person gives you is your french fries. now the quesion, do you eat your fries while standing at the counter or do you wait until you get back to your seat? im not saying all of them, but do you pick at them while standing there :) i usually wait until i get back to my seat the few times i eat in a fast-food restaurant. i think it has something to do with wanting to smack brat children but im not sure. so enjoy the question and have a great day :)  mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I don't eat potatos so I can't answer this question ;) Sig Pic Under Construction This message was edited by MashedPotatohead on 3-21-01 @ 10:17 AM | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Ummmm...Face....you been working too hard lately? E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | It depends on the state of mind I'm in. If I'm high and I have the munchies, the fries are going to be picked on while I wait for my burger. If I'm living in reality and I'm going there for lunch or some shit, then I'll wait until I get back to my table to eat them. On a seperate note, does anyone have the issue of getting a 20 piece chicken Mcnuggets, and then they only give you one sauce? Then if you ask for more sauce they try to charge you! WHat the fuck is that all about! I got 20 pieces of fake chicken here and you're trying to give me one sauce? Ponderous, F'ing ponderous!  Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again? FU Buttmunch "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Corpse, I also count my chicken nuggets to see if they shorted me any. They suck, but you do pay for 20 E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I dont usually eat inside at fast food, but when I do, I dont eat the fries. In fact, I dont usually get fries. I also usually eat my nuggets without sauce.   TrainwreckRadio | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | They know me at my local McD so I get extra sauce..PLUS they have a dispensor where I can get even more by quirting it into those paper/plastic cups they have there. 20 nuggets don't seem like much but I can't seem to finish them in one sitting....Maybe it's the Big Mac/QuarterPounder I get also :) Sig Pic Under Construction | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | wait, you count your McNuggets and im the one with problems eh????? you should evaluate yourself first. ;) mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, you see now Faceman, you've hit upon a real dilemma here. If and when I actually sit down in a fast food restaurant (yeah, nice term for a burger joint), I often despair over the question of whether to eat my fries very quickly, or to save them for later. My main thrill of sitting down in a fast food place is getting a couple of straws, lots of napkins and picking a good table from which I can scatter spit-balls. There's nothing as satisfying as hitting some unsuspecting jerk-off with a nice spit-ball and remaining unsuspected of having done the deed. But, back to the fries. If you eat them quickly, then your mouth does not want to create enough saliva to manufacture truly great spit-balls, so maybe they should be eaten later. However, if you go nuts on the spit-balls first, then by the time you finish assaulting unsuspecting patrons at the tables around you, your fries are cold and not so tasty. Sometimes if you try and combine the activities, and especially if you like ketchup on your fries, you wind up with spit-balls that look semi-bloody. This can stain clothing and worse yet, give the illusion that the spit-balls caused actual injury. This sometimes poses a problem, when you find that you've misjudged your stealth in the spit-ball battle and you get caught, and thrown out of the fast food place. And when you get thrown out of the fast food place, you'll wish you had eaten your fries first, because that would have allowed you the satisfaction of eating them hot and tasty, and yet would have left you with little saliva to make spit-balls and therefore, you might not have been kicked out in the first place... Basically, that's my position on this whole issue and I'm standing by it.  Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey MPH, do you ask for the "special" sauce?Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | For those with kids, you'll appreciate this. What's really fun is going into a McD on a saturday afternoon with a toddler, get a happy meal and pray that he doesn't already have the toy in it and if he does, try and convince the dipshit behind the counter to change it. All of this while your kid is screaming that he wants to go play in the jungle gym and you've got to keep track of him with the eyes in the back of your head so he doesn't walk away. To add insult to injury, the fries are usually cold by the time I get to the table cuz the dipshit had to ask a manager who was not available so she had to wait for the mgr to become available to ask whether she could change the toy in the happy meal. Fries and Sauce? Wait til you have kids. It's gets even better fellas. SOOOOOO much more fun. I'm happy if I can scarf down a bite on my Quarter Pounder, lot less fries.  Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY! 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0111100011001100000011000000110000110000111000011 0100010011001100000011000000110001001000111100011 0100001011001100000011000000110010000100110110011 0100001011001100000011000000110010000100110011011 0100010011001111110011111100110001001000110001111 0111100011001111110011111100110000110000110000111 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 This message was edited by Grumpy on 3-21-01 @ 10:46 AM | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Nope - I take the burger the way they give it to me, except when I go to Burger King. I'm glad I can watch them make my stuff know, who knows what they do to it before they 'serve' it to you before. I dunno, Maynard but it looks more like a bus than a train Sig Pic Under Construction This message was edited by MashedPotatohead on 3-21-01 @ 10:46 AM | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | On the ol' sauce topic... what's way worse is when you go through the drive-thru, order your 20 nuggets, get them and go... Then when you get home, you realize that the guy didn't ask you what kind of sauce you wanted. You realize this when you find that there's no sauce in the bag. THAT fucking blows.  Logic-in-training: DJPumaNYC | ||||
| Rommel | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | How many times have you left the drive-thru without receiving your specific order ? And, how many times did you remind yourself not to let Diego fuck you, but forgot to check on this self-reminder, only to have been fucked over for the umteenth time !!  Jeder oder Keiner, Alles oder Nichts | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | If the fries are just scooped out of the warming tray, I'll wait. If the fries are fresh out of the fryer, I'm picking at them. That's when they are the best. | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I usually don't eat fries, I go to BK's and get the onion rings. And I only eat them at the counter if they start spilling out and I have to touch them anyway. SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | It's worse when you mention you need sauce and they say it's in the bag. I like the Sweet&Sour and Hot Mustard, so I go nuts when all there is only BBQ Sig Pic Under Construction This message was edited by MashedPotatohead on 3-21-01 @ 10:56 AM | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Face, I keep forgetting to take my medicine...LOL. Do you ever experience that nasty coating that those fucking fries leave. There isn't a substance in nature that effectively removes that crap from your teeth. E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Why is it that the burgers/sandwices don't look as good as they do on TV? Sig Pic Under Construction | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | KFC drive-thru=worse than AIDS we have this one stoner dude (not that all potheads are bad:), just the ones who can't function in society at a fuckin fast food joint) at our KFC who takes at least 10 minutes to just be able to understand your order & then another 10 to fill it... I swear I sat there for just under 20 minutes last time, and guess what happened when I got home? no fucking Triple Crunch Zinger just a Triple Crunch....where's my sauce, bitch?   This message was edited by spitfire421 on 3-21-01 @ 11:16 AM | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Come on, the infamous Joe Pesci line from Lethal Weapon. Do you think they put that line in there for no reason? It's fucking true. TrainwreckRadio | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:18 AM | | |||
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| Banana_juice | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | fast food places are getting ridiculous. you are all right,it doesnt even come fast anymore,and now they want to charge for an extra fucking sauce. what the fuck is up with that. the worst is a few weeks ago, i ordered a chicken sandwhich value meal and an order of jalepeno poppers from burger king (yes, there poppers are actually really good ). and i got it and got home, and in the bag was a chicken tender sandwhich, onion rings, and a whopper. i got someone elses fuckin order proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What is your favorite Fast Food Place? I think there is no better plcae then the Cajun BBQ that they have in Mall food courts. Bourbon Chicken with red beans and rice and sweet potatos. BEST FAST FOOD THERE IS. SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Uhm Maynard, what you do with your nuggets should be a private thing. Definately munch on the fries. For laughs, start munching on the fries of the poor shlep standing in line next to you. It makes for some interesting drama.   o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
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