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Arthur Dent
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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I just found this link where you can read all 5 hitchhiker's books on line for FREE.

For all you cheap people without library cards, I recommend checking this out.

Visit this Website



Please don't throw your toothpicks in our toilets, our crabs have learned to pole vault. (Seen in a bathroom in Destin Fl)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Due to the confusion from too many genres of music, we have decided to put both country music and rap music into the genre of Crap music.
When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Do you really think we are going to read 5 books online??


Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again?

FU Buttmunch

"Think before you write" - Froy

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weinie
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
...and we care why?

weinie
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
btw... guess where my name comes from?

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Hey weinie, I have an idea,

GO THE FUCK AWAY!

If you are having a bad day, sign off and don't think about posting anymore today. Come back when you are in a better mood.

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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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again as k1dafr1ka would say

CARE!?!?



WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
i need a beer
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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holy shit, is this stupid post day???? geez all we need now is a post asking if we are rednecks and then things will be complete...oh my bad we have one of those already:) i have an idea, lets crash wg's...oh wait thats been done too. oh hell im all out of ideas people. sorry;)



Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future, and it's up to me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero. To right wrongs, and to pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers everywhere. And you don't fight destiny! No sir! And, you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all... scratchy


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Do you also have the link where I can read the bible on-line? And I always thought your name came from a Nomadic lineage...




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weinie
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
chill gilligan, chill.

fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
hey great thread! can i have those 2 minutes of my life back please?



formerly adopted by OPAK
skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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not a great idea for a thread arthur, but thanks for the link. if only i had known that before i went and bought the complete unabridged copies of all the books...

Previously adopted by Joey Big Arms.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Fuck You weinie, Fuck You.

Arthur Dent
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
No Corpse, but someone might get curious and read the first couple of chapters and then go get the book.

And it's Friday. Brain fried from a bad week. TGIF.

And to quote:
quote:

We apologise for the inconvenience.




Please don't throw your toothpicks in our toilets, our crabs have learned to pole vault. (Seen in a bathroom in Destin Fl)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Due to the confusion from too many genres of music, we have decided to put both country music and rap music into the genre of Crap music.
When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
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Actually, the books really are hilarious. Highly recommended if you're in for a few good laughs, some sci-fi, and a lot of FUCKED UP LOGIC that just happens to all make sense.

But still.... you've gotta be pretty damn cheap to have to read them all online instead of going out and buying the Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide for $15.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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quote:

a lot of FUCKED UP LOGIC that just happens to all make sense.

When was the last time you used a towel to do anything other than dry yourself?

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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Yeah, I've never really soaked the corner of my towel so that it could be used as a food source.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
weirdnj
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You're a jerk, Dent. A complete knee-biter.
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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quote:

You're a jerk, Dent. A complete knee-biter

LMAO, great reference.


We'll roll on with our heads held high
Our conscience in the gutter
Our dreams up in the sky
---The Living End


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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quote:

You're a jerk, Dent. A complete knee-biter.


Nice. Very nice indeed.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Arthur-A typical name
Dent-Like the one that you got when your mother dropped you...



"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."
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Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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Tomato just doesn't seem to know where his towel is

O+A_Armyman
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I was just on a thread where people were tearing a newbie a new asshole because he made a post that was about a page long.
You think the people of this message board are going to read a book. HAHA.
(That is #3 on my books to read list after "The other side of paradise)<--not a joke i aint normal



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Geocities, worse than UPS
Arthur Dent
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Suprising since Tomato reminds me alot of the two headed Vice-President Zaphod Beebelbrox...


quote:

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn't understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so - but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence the act. He proffered people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous. This above all appeared to Trillian to be genuinely stupid, but she could no longer be bothered to argue about it.





Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.


This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 3-30-01 @ 4:12 PM



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