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Banana_juice	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 2:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	i searched for this topic becuase i couldnt remember if it was on this board or the old one,and i couldnt find it on this board.. these are some great pick up lines. feel free to add to the list... 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 15. Are those real? 16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 19. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. 20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 22. Fuc ! k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? 23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. 30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? 34. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. 35. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? 36. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. 37. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 38. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me

MaynardGKrebs	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 2:58 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	You didnt get enough of this topic 2 weeks ago? Remember right before the pool tourney???

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 2:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Ugh! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Wrong! Try again dumb-ass!! :) Friend of Pedro Guerrero.

danked Dankarella!	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	not to mention that every person in the world already has a copy of this forwarded to their e-mail day after day... thanks though

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: You didnt get enough of this topic 2 weeks ago? Remember right before the pool tourney??? These were up right before the pool tournament? Damn, if I knew that I could have used some of them. ;) "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" My graduated adoptee: BACKDOOR BUNNY Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock

Mi1o Yambag	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	...see my status Smoke Weed Everyday

GonzoStyle	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:02 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: These were up right before the pool tournament? Damn, if I knew that I could have used some of them flock you did, you used some on me you whore. and i saw you trying to hit on other chicks. I loved that one line "hey baby that dress is very becoming of you, then again if i was wrapped around your ass like that i'd be cuming too." very weak dude. Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Flock of Moosen, you used 50% of these lines when talking to me? What is going on here? ;) My Graduated Newbie: JasonFromRiverEdge

Banana_juice	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	OK OK OK .. i fucked up. sorry about that. i put in a search for pick up lines, and got nothing for some reason. my bad.. sorry everyone. and yep danked, your right. i am sure most people got this forwarded to them.. proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me This message was edited by Banana_juice on 4-2-01 @ 3:06 PM

Arthur Dent	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	Experiencing a sudden sense of deja vu... Visit this Website 'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.

CacaSmooches	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:07 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	That old gag... "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: flock you did, you used some on me you whore. and i saw you trying to hit on other chicks. I loved that one line "hey baby that dress is very becoming of you, then again if i was wrapped around your ass like that i'd be cuming too." very weak dude. quote: Flock of Moosen, you used 50% of these lines when talking to me? What is going on here? Damn it guys, you weren't supposed to tell anyone! "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" My graduated adoptee: BACKDOOR BUNNY Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock

GonzoStyle	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:09 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	sorry whore...err i mean flock my bad. [jedi mind trick] you saw nothing [/jedi mind trick] Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Yeah sorry slut... I mean flock. My Graduated Newbie: JasonFromRiverEdge

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	My reputation is ruined now. :( :::hides head in shame::: "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" My graduated adoptee: BACKDOOR BUNNY Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock

Sephiroth	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Hey Baby, I can start innane topics that have already died on OA.com. Your place or mine? "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master NEWBIE UPDATE-Austin 3:16 is training hard, but Kill Em All has gone AWOL. If you see him, tell him to report back to base Immediately!!

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