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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What is the worst smelling fart? | ||||
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| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:09 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | For me it's gotta be egg farts...ughh I have never smelled anything worse (well maybe the rotting fetuses GS keeps in his basement, but that's another thread) LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:20 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | i would have to say the ever popular mexican farts after a nice beef and bean burrito with sour cream and lots of cheese. They come wet and rapid fire. I think about 60 to a clip and they last all night long. when i know i am in for a nice fart attack. I get under the covers and pull the blanket over my head and i inhale those sweet smells till i get light headed. Sig Removed Due To Technical Difficulties Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Fyfetallica | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Definate worst Fart is the morning after a huge white caslte night Proud Graduate of the Drunk Boy School For Misfit Newbies.. If you blow chunks and she stays, shes yours...If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I think the wetest farts I have are the ones I have when I get the green apple splatters from drinking regular milk because of my lactose intollerance!!! Quite slimy!! But then again I have never smelled a vaginal blood fart.... LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! This message was edited by TFEC on 4-8-01 @ 2:29 AM | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I'd have to agree with you there. Actually, DX-Bitch would DEFINITELY agree with you there.  Me droogies: Two positions currently available. | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | The worst smelling fart has to be the beer fart. I actually managed to do that fart one better. The past 2 weeks after drinking, I had the craving for a brownie, and whats a brownie without some milk. My god, the mixture of beer fart and milk fart was an amazing combo to say the least.
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| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | There's not much that is worse than the farts that smell like fucking garbage! Also, the middle of the night beer farts... Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again? FU Buttmunch "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| onehung lo434 | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | 1. Cabbage 2. Pea soup 3. Seafood Reverting to Dusty Rhodes "Now thats fuel! Thats Power!! Fuck the Sig pic,It'll probably offend some fucking spineless tree hugger | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I'd go with the milk fart combined with the Chinese take-out Beef and Broccoli fart. It ties with the Taco Bell breakfast burrito with the coffee. At five in the morning, you never realize what you've ordered until you've eaten it. Remember, any fart you can walk away from is a good one. ---Walk it off, deek! IMG SRC=http://www.geocities.com/katya_annalotovich_x/stewie_o___a.jpg ---Walk it off, deek! | ||||
| FaithfulListener | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 7:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Brocolli...the worst. and any fart caught under the blankents..aaaaahhhhhh the worst when it finally escapes! i cant believe i even answered this question!!!!!  Adopted by: PanterA..Thanks for the Sig pic! Your the best! | ||||
| weinie | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm gonna have to go with the "Post all-nite Guiness drinking" farts. I swear my bedroom smells like a stable the next morning. | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | No man, the worst is when someone who is lactose intolerant has a lot of dairy...my milk farts have stunk up a golf cart...outside | ||||
| IAmMighty | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Turkey & onions, makes Thanksgiving special. White Castle would be up there, but can't risk letting one loose. The flood gates may open up, the Hindenberg of splatters. "Did you punch her in the bunt!?" | ||||
| 1st Sgt. Fil Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Any fart that follows you for an hour. Especially after a whole night of drinking beer and eating Fish & Chips. SUCK I won't change for anyone, MY Keep fighting until I'm done DICK I have a right to be myself, And you can all go fuck yourselves!  | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I had surgery a few years ago and when they woke me up I had thes farts that smelled like swamp gas!UGHhhh I can still remember them I ripped about 5 of them when I went to the bathroom!! To this day I have never evn ripped one that came close to that noxious smell!! LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| johnny hairdo | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I would say the holy shit I'm tripping fart that lingers so long it makes me have a bad trip fart. | ||||
| white shorts | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | the worst kind of fart is the one coming from your 80 year old grandma. | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | or your 10 year old dog.. LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| HUDSON | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Has to be: Broccoli/Nacho Cheese/Hot sauce/Beef/Beer/Garlic Farts! I swear I went to a party and some gastronomical genius decided to place all of these food items on the menu. I pulled a "Dutch Oven" on my girl that night and I almost killed her, the next day she broke up with me siting my "gas" problem.  "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy Grabmyjunk in another dimension | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 9:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I have no idea what a dutch oven is, but it sounds nice... My Fave are any farts that are wet and juicy when they come out, and you think they will be passive, but then they are horrendous. Like when you are standing with people, and you squeak one out, and that first instant you smell it, and even you think its bad. You are like, wow thats a good one, and then all of a sudden it dawns on you that there are other people there. I went to book the hall for my upcoming wedding, and we were going on a tour of the rooms, and at one point I did just that, squeaked one out, not real loud, but nice. I smelled it, and so did the lady that worked there. She just gave me a real nasty look and said, okay lets go. I actually laughed out loud. I got punched for it by my girl, but it was worth it. Cringe conversation at its best.  | ||||
| weinie | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | There's new terminology for farting floating around my office. When someone farts, they are said to have "shot a bunny". Any one else heard this one and would i be scorned for life if I use this myself in conversation? Its starting to catch on here. This message was edited by weinie on 4-9-01 @ 10:05 AM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I always prefered "stepped on a duck" myself | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 1:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: A dutch oven is when you are in bed with your girl, and you fart and pull the covers over her head until she cant take it anymore.. As for the worst smelling farts, it is after a night of drinking, you go to the diner at 3 am, order one of the egg specials with bacon and toast and homefries and smother the homefries in tobasco sauce.. about an hour later, it all churns in your stomach and then all hell breaks loose. proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 1:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Ewwww... "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- as for my status, I just keep on smiling.  | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I gotta go with the cheap beer fart or the white castle fart. Smoke Weed Everyday | ||||
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