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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Perfect Crime | ||||
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| absolutzero
| posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:26 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01  | What do you think would be the perfect crime? One where you do not get caught and there is little or no eveidence to be connected to you, and what kind of crime would it be? | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Somebody call the police. Get him before he can run away.  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | ::remebers Spazs plan for the perfect crime and the song Ant did to go along with it:: ::starts laughin his ass off, and walks out::   | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | The perfect crime would be breaking into a bank that you work part-time for. Using tools while being suspended from the ceiling as to not set off the alarms. | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Tequila u forgot the semetrisized hole in the front door. | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | dont forget the stethescope to open the combo lock on the vault. VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED, TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED. | ||||
| KeeKee
| posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Has anyone seen SpiderSpaz? | ||||
| punkrocker | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Don't forget a Spiderman Costume! Adopted By Slackjaw | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: remebers?...you got a cold opie?  But why? I did it right the first time! - Orson Welles | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 9:56 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | walk up to a random person on the street an just blast them in the head for no reason. no motive, no weapon, no positive ID. It's a fruitless crime, but easy enough to get away with.
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 10:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | And you escape by hiding in the Super System. (God I love that bit) Anyway real perfect crime. If youfeel no guilt there's plenty of ways to arrange a perfect murder. Random person in the street at night, quickly stab, shoot or strangle them. Take someone out on a boat without anyone seeing you, talk to them as a friend and then kill them, easy way to hide the body. Less blood, more gooder.  Anxiously awaiting more details on American Psycho II, I hope it works. | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 10:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I often think about The Perfect Crime. I spend alot of time upstate in NY and I have to visit banks from time to time. These places are not as secure as they are down here. Some banks don't even have cameras and there are quite a few that are in the middle of nowhere. I don't think robbing one of these banks would have a big payday but Hey a few extra dollars can't hurt. Here's what I would do: 1. Rent a car from down here. Something small that blends in. 2. Drive upstate and find bank. The further upstate the better. 3. Find a vacnt house somwhere on the other side of the town from the bank. 4. Call police from payphone. Say house is being robbed. Very small town police dept's up there. 5. Cover license plates with something or if you are able to alter, even better. 6. Drive to bank 7. Walk in. Say "Give me money". Get money and leave. 8. Drive away. 9. Return plates to their original condition. 10. Drive home. Stick to the interstates. you can blend in easier. 11. Return car. 12. Spend money. It'll work every time.  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 10:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I agree, upstate new york is a great place to do crimes. When I saw colleges up there and saw how it's surrounded by nothing except cows and land the first thing I thought was if I went to college up here, I would become Patrick Bateman. Anxiously awaiting more details on American Psycho II, I hope it works. | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 10:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | K1D has a point about getting away with it, but I can't imagine getting much satisfaction from it. Too many times people do the out of the way bank crap, and get caught up in it and eventually screw up and get busted. In a purely philosophical way, I can't come up with a crime I would want to do. All the crimes mentioned so far have significant victims. To me it would have to be a victimless crime, and I just can't think of one. Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it! | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 11:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Wasnt that tried in Fight Club? | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 11:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey bluetarp I have one, hacking cia computers. Oh wait the victim would be the hacker because he would be mysteriously missing. E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 11:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | How about pissing on unsuspecting peoples car door handles? It's relatively harmless, yet somehow it brings a certain degree of satisfacion. LOL
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| Dan-O | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 11:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | ::smokes bowl and commits victimless crime:: ::smokes another one:: god I feel so dirty...  "Art isn't easy" | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 11:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I think it was done in American Psycho, the book or I might be confusing with the episode where he stabbed the guy to death. Anxiously awaiting more details on American Psycho II, I hope it works. | ||||
| absolutzero
| posted on 04-14-2001 @ 12:32 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | american psycho II has a chick from that 70's Show in it i am not sure of her name milla...something all you need to be the primus in the nexus This message was edited by absolutzero on 4-14-01 @ 12:41 AM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-14-2001 @ 1:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Mila Kunis is playing the new psycho, see because they don't have a great novel to work with they might make it more a cheesy slasher type movie instead of a great flick like Psycho was. I also hope they don't "fate" Patrick Bateman Anxiously awaiting more details on American Psycho II, I hope it works. | ||||
| absolutzero
| posted on 04-17-2001 @ 1:36 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | yeah This message was edited by absolutzero on 4-17-01 @ 1:43 AM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 1:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | You hide a fish somewhere in the...nevermind | ||||
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