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Posted By	Discussion Topic: Roomate Venting Thread
growbaby	posted on 02-25-2001 @ 7:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Ok people, this was on the old board and i am sure many people will still want to use this. i need a place where i can get out my rage for my fuked up, donkey raping, schit eating, roomates. i am still looking for some good advice on how to confront my roomate who jerks off all fuking day and he is a homo. this guy stays in bed for hours and just spanks. he is like a monkey. the worst part is sometimes i wake up in the morning and open my eyes and i see across the room this ftartd is spanking. what a way to rise and shine. whatever Why don't you go play hide and go FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Sephiroth	posted on 02-25-2001 @ 7:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	replace all of his porn with Gay porn, maybe that will help. But if it dosent, i suggest you watch your cornhole. " At the center of the planet, all souls will gather. There, I will ascend to Godhood" - Sephiroth "Hey are you "THE" white guy all the brother talk about?" - Vos "If you download MP3's off the internet, we will hunt you down like dogs and fuck you till you're dead"- Nutty McShithead E-Mail Me
growbaby	posted on 02-25-2001 @ 7:41 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	well, as of now i am not worried about get raped. i am just scared to touch things. if they ever had forensic team come to my room, they would probably find this guys splooge everywhere. i am thinking of wearing surgical gloves. Why don't you go play hide and go FUCK YOURSELF!!! This message was edited by growbaby on 2-25-01 @ 7:45 PM
FoundryMusicMatt	posted on 02-25-2001 @ 7:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	Ok, I swear, this actually happened to my girlfriend's brother's friend's uncle's first college roommate. ;) One day this guy goes to the bathroom and it hurts like HELL when he takes a shit, plus there's blood in his stool. So he goes to the doctor, the doctor checks him out, and says, "Well, my only reccommendation is to stop having anal sex." The guy is outraged and replies "What?! That's crazy! I'm not gay! You're a quack!" and storms out. The next week he goes to the bathrrom and the same thing happens. So he goes to another doctor who replies "This type of ailment is caused by anal sex." Again the guy gets outraged and storms out. So he goes back to his room and goes to sleep. The next morning, he asks his roommate if he can borrow one of his shirts. The roommate tells him it's in the top drawer. So the roommate opens the top drawer and what does he find? A bottle of ether and a rag. :) That REALLY happened, then he went to call the police and there was a needle on the phone with a message "Welcome to the world of AIDS", and a month later he was at a wedding and the groom stood up and said "This wedding is over and the resaon is underneath your plates" and there was a picture of the bride and the groom's brother doin the nasty there. Really. That all happened.
DreamWeaver	posted on 02-25-2001 @ 9:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	thank god this is back... no complaints as of yet, but the day isnt over Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
DreamWeaver	posted on 02-25-2001 @ 9:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Hey Matt...I do believe you call that an Urban legend Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 02-25-2001 @ 11:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Thanks for bringin' this back growbaby.. Oh, and forgetting to give me credit for being the original thread starter... hehehe.. j/k Anywho, no complaints tonight cause i haven't seen the roomie since i got back from my weekend at home.. However, I'm pulling an all-nighter for a couple exams in the morning and i get the feeling that at around 3 am i'm going to accidentally unplug my headphones from my computer and my music is going to blast throughout the room and wake the bastard up! Oh goody goody, i can't wait!! ::evil grin:: "You and me have, Such wonderful times, When I'm all by myself."
WhackBagKid TALK TO ME, GOMEZ. HE WHO IS #1.	posted on 02-26-2001 @ 12:31 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	check the couch,,,if its cantaminated,,you might as well wait till next superbowl John Madden: Here's A Guy That When He Talks He Drools!!
growbaby	posted on 02-26-2001 @ 5:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	My deepest darkest apologies to hummerlovin. i totally forgot who originally started the thread. But i must say to Matt, i agree with dreamweaver, that is urban legend. Why don't you go play hide and go FUCK YOURSELF!!!
HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 02-26-2001 @ 8:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	No prob growbaby.. I was just fuckin' with ya.. Just to let everyone know, I'm not nearly as evil as i wish i was.. didn't have the heart to pull the plug on the headphones and wake the roomie last night.. he seems to be getting a little better, i just had to stick him with hot pokers a bit to get him in line.... "You and me have, Such wonderful times, When I'm all by myself."

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