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spitfire421
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00


There's lots of words here, but if you're not too busy (tog) Visit this Website


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
DreamWeaver
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Very nice Spit.....aahhh i feel so clean and fresh!!


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Ahhhhhh a nice new, quick thread. So clean in here. ::sniff:: Got that nice "new thread smell" too.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oops. Sorry Buttmunch. I posted last. Didn't mean to. My count said 997 when I posted it.

SNAKEBITE
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Boy that was quick, at least I'm on the first page :) Good job Spit!

Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Buttmunch
USA
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, KERBS, you really fucking ended the old thread with a fucking whimper.

Nice job, DEEK!

And it has nothing to do with WHO ended it, but yours is blank. I had hoped for something more prophetic and inspiring.

Oh, well, fuck it.


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!
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This message was edited by Buttmunch on 4-19-01 @ 12:59 PM
SNAKEBITE
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Is a temporary banning in order? lol

Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Arthur Dent
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.



'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, another new slacking thread...by far the best franchise on O&A.com!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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DreamWeaver
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I like this one:

4.3) Inviting Others to Slack With You

They say misery loves company. Well, so does apathy. Slacking is fun enough alone, but when you get a friend to join
you, it elevates to a whole new level


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Ronreddog
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Very nice Spit.....aahhh i feel so clean and fresh!!



Yes, Dream, and you smell good too! ;)

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I have adopted squidink for the next 10 days

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Spit, love the new title. I'm glad you took the reigns on this, you're doing very well with it.

Have fun kids,

SLACKING, it's not just your job, it's a way of life. :)



Welcome to Chutes and Ladders

spitfire421
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

2.4) Web-Based Slacking

If you amongst the fortune who have internet access at work, count yourself lucky. Working in fast food or
construction involves much more work, and seriously hinders your ability to slack, but it also takes away your
ability to spend countless hours staring at a monitor pretending to work.



I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I feel clean and ready to celebrate all the slacking.



Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.

This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 4-19-01 @ 1:09 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

5.3) Excuses

Touching back on the subject of lying, excuses are a huge part of slacking. If you get caught, do you want to be stuttering
all over the place and looking like a jackass, or do you want to quickly explain yourself and get on with what you were doing?
I can guess which way you would answer that. Have an excuse prepared ahead of time. Recite it. Know it. BELIEVE it.

The best defense is a good offense. This is also true with excuses. If you get caught or accused of slacking, come back
with some accusations of your own. The accuser will immediately be put on the defense, and completely forget why they ever
even bothered you. Or at least regret it. Use this one with caution, you don't want to look like a jackass.


This is a gold mine!!!!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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This message was edited by Cap'n Fudge on 4-19-01 @ 3:27 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Server going down ruined the slacking, I had to actualy do work to look busy. That sucked.

And way to cut and paste there Cap'n.




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This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 4-19-01 @ 3:30 PM
Rommel
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Am I allowed to smoke in here ?



FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Holy crap.... all that time without the board.... went into heavy withdrawals over here. I actually had to do WORK. What the hell?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thank god my slacking home is back!!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What happened?

Sig Pic Under Construction
fatty chopped meat
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ahhhhhh a nice new, quick thread. So clean in here. ::sniff:: Got that nice "new thread smell" too.


i wonder if they can bottle this scent!

great sig spit



Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01
Rog2K
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Slacking lives!

Hopefully next week I can contribute more. This week's sucked ass.....

(PS: DId I make the first page!?!?)


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-George Carlin

Ronreddog
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
GOD DAMN, I was going through withdrawals too FTL!

Feels good to be back! Now, where the hell is everyone?

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Sig pic courtesy of the dear departed CBH, may he rest in pieces!

I have adopted squidink for the next 10 days

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
spitfire421
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
well, at least I got to spend the past 2 and 1/2 hours since the board's been down at Barnes & Nobles...another great slacker moment :)

Here's something nicey-nice for the thread



I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Spit, you've got pretty good taste in broads. :)



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