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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: CURE FOR STRIPPER GLITTER !!!!! | ||||
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| dmb22dmb | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 5:16 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | Ok people HERE IT IS!!! you come home and your girlfriend/wife/fiance finds glitter on you,,, BLAME IT ON COORS LIGHT Coors light bottles print their label on a metalic paper and if it is wet (and all are) the labe falls apart and gets on your hands (looks like glitter),,,once it's on your hands it get every where. I have been in bars and had people ask me if I was wearing glitter and HONESTLY it's from the darn coors light bottle. I hope I can save at least one person allamony with this information - Minister of defense [email protected]  | ||||
| 1st Sgt. Fil Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 5:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Ya sure? If you don't have regrets, you haven't accomplished anything. -Josh Silver, Type O Negative | ||||
| dmb22dmb | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 5:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | 110% [email protected] | ||||
| West Coast Dave | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 5:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | This won't work. Women are smarter than this. They can detect this kind of stuff like a greyhound. Opie & Anthony Express Syndication soon! Let's go Rangers West Coast Dave | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 5:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | no amount of glittery desperation will ever make me even claim that i drank that schwilly beer... the body glitter truck exploded, that's my story and i'm sticking to it  Happy 420, stoners | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 5:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: LMAO Danked thats some funny shit. Also what happens if your girlfried/wife whatever knows you dont drink coors lite? What you do is come home with a card telling her how much you love her just make sure the card is covered with gliter, make sure you get some in your car too.(Not my idea heard a caller call up with that a few months ago)  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 6:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Not that I would know anything about strip clubs or coming home with glitter on my clothes, but a friend of mine told me that he keeps clear packing tape in his car. Before he goes home, he pulls over and checks for glitter. He wads it around his hand, sticky side out, and picks up all the glitter witht he tape. Again, I'd like to preface that I know nothing about glitter or strip clubs. I'm just passing on information I thought might be helpful. Thank you and have a nice day. :)  5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through? | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 6:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: and then when she asks you why there's glitter all over your crotch, you can tell her you wanted to mark it with your scent | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 7:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Spray yourself with WD40. Tell her you had car trouble. The glitter must be bits of metal, when you were fixing your car. | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 7:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I just tell her I was at a club. (Yeah right)  See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected] Currently I've adopted usofar and Bumpkinhead | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | or heres an idea, you have an open, honest relationship with your girlfriend/wife. not lecturing, mine's in the toilet, but i always thought the idea was that your partner was your best friend  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo i have amicably adopted arpikarhu and dxguy18 is my bitch [email protected] | ||||
| Teen Tomato Boys | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:36 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | The Coor's idea might work if we were old enough to drink...got anything else? "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!" "Are you not entertained!?!" "We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..." Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots... | ||||
| SeXxie Lil' OpAck Grl | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Ive gotta agree with CRX on this one, for christ sakes, I know that i dont give a shit if my other half goes to a strip club or not, i went with him on friday, hes honest when he goes, i just have 2 rules, 1) he doesnt get ass after he goes to a strip club 2) he better only be going a strip club that has hot chick, cuz if hes wasting his money on nasty girls thats just stupid...so now my conclusion is just tell ur girls ur going/went to a strip club, if they cant handle it they need to check there security...come on now...most strippers like women better anyways  | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I agree with CRX and Sexxie...tell em the truth, it will most likely work. However, it is also a good idea to give you girl some glitter of her own, and you can just blame it on her stuff... | ||||
| Teen Tomato Boys | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 9:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | skitchr4u that's a good one... "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!" "Are you not entertained!?!" "We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..." Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots... | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Absolutely SeXxie. And, all the leading studies show that if you go to a strip club with your girlfriend, fiance, wife, significant other, your chances of getting into a threesome are drastically improved. I will not drink Coors Light to defeat the glitter problem. Horse piss!  Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! < | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Aint that the truth! Girls are much more likely to hook up with them than your husband/bf. I also agree with Buttmunch, it definately increases your chance of a 3some. An honest/open relationship is the best, as long as he is coming home to you at night you have nothing to worry about. Care to stick your hot dog in between my buns? | ||||
| dmb22dmb | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Pay alamony or give her 50% - Ask Anthony the answer is simple......... you guys are to damm funny I need to come here more - Thanks for making my day more gooder [email protected] | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | thanks for the tip.. can you recomend a cure for stripper herpes?
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| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:No,that's why they make condoms...My wife is a dancer,and I can tell you that most of the girls are married(sorry guys) and they fuck w/the female patrons to (a)get a rise out of their dates (b)make them uncomfortable so they leave(if they are obviously pissed that their man is enjoying the show) And CRX,you hit the nail right on the head,jealousy will kill ANY relationship.  Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
| weinie | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 1:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Why the fuck would I want my girl to think I drink a crappy, no-class beer like Coors Lite. I'd rather she think im with a stripper. (Hopefully a high class one!) This message was edited by weinie on 4-25-01 @ 2:30 PM | ||||
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