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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Masturbation question | ||||
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| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 2:59 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Ok this has been bugging the shit out of me and I need to know what you ftards think. While spanking one out, most people fantasize about someone you usually can't have. Now while you are thinking about nailing this hose bag, how do you picture yourself? I mean, if you are one mammoth fat fuck, do you, let's see, picture yourself as Fabio? Now I am not a bad looking guy, so I can just see myself fucking the crap out of some chick who wouldn't even shit on me, but what about others? I see some real fucked up looking people buying porno mags and even that seems like a waste! So help me out dawgs, before I am forced to ask this question to one of these window lickers!  Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I picture myself as Mike Tyson, ripping and tearing through a village and grabbing up some skanky bitch and climbing up onto the empire state building and raping her until she is and inch away from death. then i pretend i am OJ and then i slit her throat and fuck the hole.  I like the way you stay on attack No matter what, I keep coming back And how you try to hold me down But you end up driven to the ground ... And that you say you will pray for me You realize you are prey for me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Well I'm not the smallest dude in the world, but I'm not one of the mammoth fat fucks you are talking about. I always Imagine myself of course, but I wonder what these mosters imagine themselves as? Do they see themselves as huge monsters plowing a chick that they can't even see over their gut? Or do they think of themselves as Bodybuilders? The real question is do they strike a pose and flex in their dreams? Maybe while they fantasize about the hose bags, they are really masturbating while smothering themselves with Vegetable oil. I guess these are the questions we have, and the answers will never be known... Yes I am bringing the food this time!! FU Buttmunch "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me This message was edited by Corpsegrinderjunk on 5-1-01 @ 3:29 PM | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | I picture myself watching a porno of you two LOL There's a hole in the ceiling down through which I fell There's a girl in a basement coming out of her shell And there are people who will say that they knew me so well... I may not go to heaven | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | i like to picture myself as Opak as i defile rosie o'donnel on her desk. I also like to picture myself as a furry blue muppet and get magus to lick hershey's syrup off my nutsack as i smack him in the face with my hard cock. As froy dances in a g-string on top of a bar and slash comes in the room and whips out his cock and says "you know you wanna suck it." Then i we have a menage a mod. I like the way you stay on attack No matter what, I keep coming back And how you try to hold me down But you end up driven to the ground ... And that you say you will pray for me You realize you are prey for me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | LOL...Hey Sean, I picture myself laying on your Racecar bed while your toothless mom does a striptease over near your oversized plastic football toybox..LOL!! She might wanna shave her pits and salmon hatchery though...makes it difficult to get turned on seeing something that resembles a wookie with gravel pocked tits and fish belly dance around trying to make ya shoot chowder..LOL!! He-He...how goes it you sick bastards?? | ||||
| NJDude | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | quote: Hmmm so what you are saying is that you dream of watching gay porn!!! I thought Fagus I mean Magus would give an answer like that  E-Mail Me | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, Sean, I usually picture myself as me. I am not a fat fuck, but, a little large.(damn beer) The women can be a number of women, whether I have actually seen them or not. It is, as you have stated, usually women I have no shot (no pun intended) at being with sexually. Anyway, the women that are part of my masturbation sequence will determine the actual intensity of the climax. Some "perform" better than others. Oh well, I have said enough here! I have to go masturbate now! I just have to choose who the woman, or women will be! ;) E-Mail Me  Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01 I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01 WOW is here, please WOW this bully today! This message was edited by Ronreddog on 5-1-01 @ 3:41 PM | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | huh? I don't picture anyone else but myself, the way I already look ;) (ok, maybe with bigger tits LOL)...interesting question though no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I pretty much picture myself except with a 15 inch cock.  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | LOL Spit...but you told me the other day you Fantasized about being spread out on the blue tarp in Gonzo's "Pen" and Bukkake'd by the whole mess of us while Corpse took the pics(Empty Gun Syndrome)..LOL!! | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey, my mentor, how the hell are you? I did not want to give away the fact that I actually used your mom as my woman reference when masturbating. Her Montana Crotch Rat of a pussy and that goddamn fish smell really turns my crank! lol E-Mail Me Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01 I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01 WOW is here, please WOW this bully today! | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Howie, I think your mixing up my fantasy with yours, remember? You told me you wanted to watching your mom with all orifices filled with oa.com cock while Metal's mom is tonguing your balls :) :::pondering how that could be a turn-on::: but you said you wanted corpse to tape it...maybe that's where you got confused LMMFBO no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-1-01 @ 4:02 PM | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Nah, ctually mine involved a Stun-Gun, Bottle of Jack and a never ending parade of Girl-Scouts knocking on my door while looking out and seeing Metal's handicapped drooling retarded mom mowing my yard..LOL!! As far as the tongueing of my balls...Ron already beat you all to it...he's the best "Bag warmer" in here and STM..lol!! | ||||
| fatty chopped meat | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | i picture myself as myself >> and yes of course i jerk it to the girls i could probably never get (which is basically everyone now that i am married) Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01 | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 4:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: damn, I don't even get a shot at the title [sarcasm][/sarcasm] for all you s..l..o..w people no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 4:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Spit, the title can be yours, if you really want it! LMMFBO And Howie, goddamnit, Grumpy is the title holder! E-Mail Me Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01 I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01 WOW is here, please WOW this bully today! | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Now how in God's name did this turn into a fuckin STM thread? I was confused for a second there, I thought I logged into the wrong site! Howie, blow me you pimple ridden, yam bag slobbering douche bag! And come on where is all the people that can answer this? I have been to the parties boys and girls! There are some fuckers who's hands have head aches, so what gives? Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 5-1-01 @ 4:26 PM | ||||
| pinknips | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Sean I always picture myself when I want to get with the likes of someone un-reachable and when I am feeling real kinky it helps for me to imagine myself wearing your boxers... something about that scene just gets me goin real good. ;)  | ||||
| geedagreek | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | i like to think im a viking fucking a 13 year old dirty indian girl, but thats just me.... "DO you know what a love letter is?...It's a bullet from a FUCKING GUN...staight through your heart....." Jesse Jones, Yuppicide | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Goddamn, Pink, now I will think about YOU when I go home to masturbate tonight! lol E-Mail Me Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01 I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01 WOW is here, please WOW this bully today! | ||||
| pinknips | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 5:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Yea Dog me and every other person on the board without junk... Doesn't take much to get you going. ;) | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 5:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | HAHAHAHAHAHA The Dog has been put to sleep LOL There's a hole in the ceiling down through which I fell There's a girl in a basement coming out of her shell And there are people who will say that they knew me so well... I may not go to heaven | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 5:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Hey Ron is that the first time that you C-blocks yourself?? LMFAO!!! Yes I am bringing the food this time!! FU Buttmunch "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 5:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Ronreddog = Proud starter of the C- Blockers C- blockers  See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected] Currently I've adopted usofar and Bumpkinhead This message was edited by Fez on 5-1-01 @ 6:05 PM | ||||
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