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| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:58 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Ok, to make a long story short. I thought a woman that worked in the library at the school I work at was cute, I asked her out she said yes, things progressed after the date until she said, "I have a secret". I pictured at that moment a "psycho Mark/she/he" moment, well as it turned out, Monica had three breasts! I felt a bit daunted at this, and I think I ended up looking like a retard. I did not run, or leave abruptly, I just smiled, said "its fine" and just spent the rest of the night doing heavy petting. I like this girl and I feel like shit, did I fuck up? I feel really bad "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy | ||||
| DannyNoonan | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:40 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: Hell no, giddyup!!! AND, how did she hide them? Loose shirt or blouse? Damn, I've heard about this (and saw it long ago in Penthouse, I think...). "More the merrier"...:) | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | She dressed very conservatively, which, in an odd way drew me to her. Turtlenecks, sweaters, and fully buttoned blouses I am, after all, from Pennsylvania "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy | ||||
| DannyNoonan | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:50 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Women with secrets can be sooooo good...or they'll ruin your life...there is no in between. Feel her out (pun is intended here...) Seriously, treat her like you would anyone else you'd go out with...obviously, you're attracted to her...just let things take the natural course. I say this, of course, if you can be comfortable with her mutation...I could be. Ok, enough Loveline tonight...enjoy;) | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 5:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Where does she buy her bra's | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ok here is the deal: only one date with her, a little bit of fooling around.. that's it! She has two regulr breasts, like a large b or c cup Between the two there is a small one, like a small b all three have nips, and yes the nips get hard when aroused "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey, alright. You ever read the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? You have your very own triple breasted whore from eroticon 6. Not that she's a whore. Sounds perfect, one in each hand, the other smaller one in your mouth, good fit!  Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it! | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Shit forgot about that book!! Now if she were a midget she could be from "TOTAL RECALL" thanks for the mental image Tarp!!!! "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy | ||||
| Kim | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | :::shakes head and walks out::: | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I like the woman, I was orginally attracted to her personality, so I guess I can overlook her ahhhh, nonconformity. "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy | ||||
| Raven | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:32 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Dude -- don't be a dum ass - if you like her -- than STAY -- if not spare her the problems of wondering why you don't (+3 breast = more gooder) MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock" | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: :::Follows Kim...praying for Monica's sake she doesn't ever read this board:::  All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| Ricky Retardo | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:45 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | 3 tetas... Imagine the fun you can have w/ those... (in Rick Ricardo voice)Lucy!! Why did u come to the club, when I told you not to go to the club?!This message was edited by Ricky Retardo on 5-4-01 @ 11:47 AM | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Dude.. you will be the envy of all your friends. I mean.. who can say they've banged a girl with three cans? Not I!!!! Seriously.. I see where you are coming from, you're wondering about the circus freak aspect, but if you genuinely like her, then give it a shot. Chicks with three cans need lovin' too.
Adopted Dilloners in training: katya_ann AND Evil Opie - AIM CHRIS052076 | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well Monica is not a fan of the show, and I am willing to give the relationship a try, so more info later guys! "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy | ||||
| smex182 | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 9:38 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | You must admit 3 teets is odd all I can think of is the chick from Total recall. I wish you luck but if I was in your place I would try to push to have it removed. I'm sure if we can build new ones we can get rid of them too. G-Luck This message was edited by smex182 on 5-5-01 @ 10:01 AM | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 9:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | SMEX - I thought of the same thing when i read this thread. TOTAL REEEEEEEE REEEECALLLING LMAO | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Just think about the fun of TF'n. It will almost be like a threesome (oops, pun intended). Dude, if she is good people, and she sounds like she is because she told you right upfront, then enjoy each other.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Can we see her stuff? | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | brown, she wears a turtleneck to work in 90 degree weather, like she is going to pose topless for a digital WOW picture!!!! "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it! | ||||
| Austin 3:16 The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 1:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Hey think of it this way GrabmyJunk if u ever have kids with this chick they will never starve. Graduate of Sephiroth's school of newbies, thanx for the sig bud. E-mail Me | ||||
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