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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: A REAL Friends Poem | ||||
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:08 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00  | For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, a touch of reality... When you are sad, .............I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are blue, .......... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. When you smile, ............ I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared, ......... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, ......... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused, ........ I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick ......... Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have. When you fall ...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath ............... I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? ....... Because you're my friend.  Fun how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music? | ||||
| Opi wan kinobi | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:16 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | That was beautiful Slash, lol, it makes a person think though. "these are not the radio hosts you r looking for." | ||||
| hugenuge42 | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | ::sniff sniff:: that was beautiful man HEY! | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | and i thought skank and amy were the only ones who posted their forwarded emails on this board. live and learn, live and learn This time I'm 'a stand up and shout I'm 'a do things my way It's my way My way, or the highway | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | LOL I was waiting for that I figured if TFEC can do it, so can I Fun how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music? | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | lol Slash.. too true, too true.. but definitely funny!! NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "It's hard to garble nawdle zous, With all these marbles in my mouth" E-Mail Me | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | ::wipes tear from eye:: Slash...that was beautiful man...  Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | after a beautiful thought like that, i just feel awful that i didn't get a chance to talk to you at the party on saturday ::grabs tissues::  "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My adopted mini-critics are Getinthecoffin and BarbieDiesDos Anyone else looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | SLASH thanks for bringing warm wish’s to the board. Please keep posting these lovely poems so you can brighten up everybody’s day. Adopted Newbie Within the Protected Big Arms: Jesus H Christ Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge | ||||
| *Rhino* | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 8:01 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | :sniff:that was great man.why did you become a poet?   | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 8:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | sorry for this interruption. oh hi tazz how do you feel in your new name???? This time I'm 'a stand up and shout I'm 'a do things my way It's my way My way, or the highway | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 8:08 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | slashy poo you had me before you said a word, my love that was so sweet. I can't believe all that love for just me... you're getting a hummer for this one baby.  I like the way you stay on attack No matter what, I keep coming back And how you try to hold me down But you end up driven to the ground ... And that you say you will pray for me You realize you are prey for me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 8:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | "Gay!" "Totally Gay!!!" "Liberace Gay!" he he, "You're a girl." Ok, I admit it, I only glanced at it, but I'll take any opportunity to make fun of SLASH. :p Oh and Slash, you're still not getting my Bud Light.
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| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 8:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | It does my hearst proud, that we still have poets in this day and age.... and too think he's one of us. Damn, we're all real proud of you boy.  NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!! EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END. E-Mail Me | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 8:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | ok im jumping on the bandwagon with my poetry, i hope you guys enjoy it... here i sit brokenhearted came to shit, but only farted This time I'm 'a stand up and shout I'm 'a do things my way It's my way My way, or the highway | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 8:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Gonzo, I want you to syphon my prosate through my ureter, ya big LUGquote: You ok? Your reply has a certain Skankish vibe to it... LOL Fun how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music? | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 11:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I don't care how many times I see that, it never gets old. Two thumbs up! Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it! | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 05-10-2001 @ 11:41 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | SLASH has compared me to Skank, the end is sure to come soon. I must walk softly... mustn't upset the balance of life...
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USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 05-11-2001 @ 9:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Slash, the poem came out great! I mean the rough draft you were working on at Bar9 doesn't even compare to the finished product.  Chef Corpse Boyardee brought the food! < | ||||
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