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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-12-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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...why people who dont deserve or can take care of kids get perfectly healthy children and those that can are the ones who have kids with deformities and other problems

...why we liked button candy so much as kids. i mean it was just sugar with color to it and you ate paper in every bite. maybe thats enough reason right there.

...who was the genius that came up with edible paper???

...who invented sarcasm and did he get his ass kicked when he started it and how did he convince people he was being sarcastic if no one had done it before him???

...why when you have to go to the bathroom, the pressure to go increases the closer you get to a bathroom???

...how steven seagal became as big a star as he was when he was hot???

...what ever happened to chef boyardee's Roller coasters??? i mean they were the best thing to eat when i was a kid, why did they stop making them?

...why they call chef boyardee a chef for just creating spaghetti and meatballs you can eat from a can?? that must make people who spend 10 years in culinary school pretty upset huh????

...who was the first guy to wipe his ass after he shit, what he used and what he told his friends afterwards?????

...how the hell ive managed to stay out of bellevue if these are the kind of thoughts bouncing around my head???????

by all means feel free to add your own:):):):)



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I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 05-12-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
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[obscure reference]these are the kind of thoughts that kept you out of the really good schools[/obscure reference]


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Opie696
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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 05-12-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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who was the idiot who came up with the idea for surfing (no offense to u surfures of the board) i mean how could he come up with the idea of standing on a piece of wood, or now a days cheap plastic or fiberglass, while in the water and trying to ride waves with it? WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT?! lol

and face they kept u outa bellvue cuz they didint want the doctors and nurses to go insane as well.

But hey I love the guy. LOL


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!

This message was edited by Opie696 on 5-12-01 @ 5:48 PM
onehung lo434
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
what ever happened to chef boyardee's Roller coasters??? i mean they were the best thing to eat when i was a kid, why did they stop making them?

Maybe because raviolios was selling better?
On that note
What the fuck happened to Lemon Ice Gatorade?I used to drink 2 of the 32oz bottles a day at work,And all the "original" gatorade is only in the small bottles,If any.

...Why 5&dime stores were still called 5 & dime when there was nothing in them under 3 bucks

...*personal wonder*
Why nobody bitches at a car mechanics rate? Yet when a Tradesman gives them a quote,Its allways too much?






Aquaman
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
How about,
"Does the ocean smell of fish or do fish smell like the ocean?"

~ A Q U A M A N ~
ClusterF
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
[not taken out of context] how steven seagal became as big a star as he was when he was hot??? [/not taken out of context]



uhm... so ya think he's hot huh? Lol.


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Danilo
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
...how steven seagal became as big a star as he was when he was hot???


- hate that guy!, the worst actor ever to appear on the big screen.

...how come k1d afr1ka is still NOT a mod...:)
lol, you know I love you.



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This message was edited by Danilo on 5-12-01 @ 6:34 PM
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?		posted on 05-12-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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Steven Segal was Mike Ovitz (super agent) workout and karate instructor. Ovitz made him into a "star". Nice tip, huh?



"Oh a false clock tries to tick out my time -
To disgrace, distract, and bother me.
And the dirt of gossip blows into my face,
And the dust of rumors covers me.
But if the arrow is straight -
And the point is slick,
It can pierce through dust no matter how thick.
So I'll make my stand
And remain as I am
And bid farewell and not give a damn."

Bob Dylan
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-12-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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Registered: May. 00


...why danilo/skank hasnt been banned for good yet. :)



This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my way
My way, or the highway
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 8:36 PM      
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... why the people who bring joy to this world (see Adams, Douglas) leave much too soon, and the heartless assholes (see MacVeigh, Timothy) are granted more time to exist even when they don't deserve it?



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
why people park on driveways and drive on parkways.

why a refrigerator and your nose runs yet they stay in the same place all the time.

why they put prince albert in a can. dont they know he will suffocate?



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Gang Green
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
...how they fit all that gram cracker taste in every bite of Golden Gram.



fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
how many licks it takes to get to the toosty roll center of a tootsy pop.



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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-12-2001 @ 10:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Faceman said:

how steven seagal became as big a star as he was when he was hot???


How come the latest Mod to come out of the closet chose to do it by the above statement.



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When we held on to the guns

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Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?



fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
...why when you have to go to the bathroom, the pressure to go increases the closer you get to a bathroom???


mind over fecal matter



Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01
Anthony's Whoo-wa
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
How about,
"Does the ocean smell of fish or do fish smell like the ocean?"


That's almost like "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"




"I wish you could see the world through my eyes" -Korn

ClusterF
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey skank... nice name, Deek!!!

DanILO. Only 2 letters removed from DILLON!!!!! How interesting and quite appropriate.


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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
if snow flakes are all different, why are raindrops all the same???

Why do women go to the bathroom in packs?

Why does asparagus make your pee smell funny?

Exactly how many goddamn licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?



"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
-wut ever happened to that show,"Rescue 9-1-1"?
-wuz Robin Williams ever funny?
-how can Fez manage to be a DICK!!!11 all the time



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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 05-13-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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quote:
Why 5&dime stores were still called 5 & dime when there was nothing in them under 3 bucks

because back in the early 1900's thatwhat the price was for all the items. As the prices went up the name stayed the same. So in the late 80's something that cost 10 cents back then probably cost about 3 bucks now


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Bangster
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
...what the hell "same difference" means?

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 05-13-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Why is Xena Warrior Princess called a princes if shes not really a princess?


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night		posted on 05-13-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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....who woke up one day and decided that "fuck","shit", "ass" (among others) were to be considered curse words? And why everyone decided to listen to him?




"Exams are over and I am happy! So, if i'm mean, it just means that you're an asshole!"


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 05-13-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
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I feel like i am watching Coffee Talk with Linda Richmond...lol

Ill give you yet another topic

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are neither red hot nor chili peppers...discuss




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