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Faceman
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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
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lets see what kind of fun we can have with this, post your first blow job experience, either giving or recieving...

my first was in Bayonne Park. those that know it know how big it is and how people just sit in their cars by the water when you first come in the park and do whatever they want. so i was going out with this girl and we were messing around, making out and all that and i was getting excited, so i pulled the zipper down and said "hey wanna suck it" or something to that effect.she was hesitant for some reason but showed a little interest so i pulled a "scary movie" move on her. the old push the head down to the knob move. very classy i know, but it worked. anyway she sucked for a while and finished me off manually. wasnt until later she went for the swallow, with mixed results. anyway shes gone to mexico to study medicine now, (yes i know i thought they only did that in the movies too! LOL) and im with someone better now but that was my first and i wont forget it:)



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
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I was 4 and told a girl to kiss it. Then the teacher walked in and said we were naughty and had to show us how to really do it.



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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
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I guess it would just be wrong for me not to post in this beauty...
Well, i was 15 and my friends cousin (who i believe was 17 then) had come to florida to visit her aunt and uncle. (i was living in florida at the time in case you couldn't figure it out) We got to screwing around in my room and next thing i know my shorts were around my knees and she had a firm grasp on Mr. Winky.. She started going and i'm not even sure if a full minute went by when i was ready to erupt.. so instead of letting her "take it all in" (so to speak) i freaked and jumped off the bed...
oh to be young and stupid again...




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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
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quote:

Then the teacher walked in and said we were naughty and had to show us how to really do it.

You know, that somehow explains so much about you, AM. LOL



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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
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I fuckin hate misleading names to threads!

Shouldn't have this been called "Guess what happened to me for the first time today?"

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Faceman
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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
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ha ha buddy boy sean, the jokes on you, this happened yesterday;);)



Life is like a box of chocoloates, a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat during the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but it's gone too soon and the taste is fleeting. In the end you're left with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but useless brown paper wrappers.


This message was edited by Faceman on 5-14-01 @ 10:47 PM
HummerLovin
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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
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quote:

I was 4 and told a girl to kiss it.


I know whatcha mean AM.. I told a 4 year old girl to kiss it the other day to- uh.. er.. nevermind..




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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:56 PM      
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I was young...I needed the money...


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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
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Still waiting.


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Unicron
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
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Faceman, you from Bayonne, or you only come to town to steal our whores

BTW, still waiting for the knob-hob




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This message was edited by Unicron on 5-14-01 @ 11:20 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
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My first time giving was when i was 6. The chick got naked and gently moved my hands toward her, wait that was my first fisting experience. That is a completely different thread.



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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
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Wouldn't be right if I didn't chime in on this one...

Nothing fancy, I was 15, was dating a girl (first real gf), we were together about a month, her house, living room while her parents were in their bedroom - was her first time as well.


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Skeet Slambone
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:40 PM      
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My first was pretty sick. Some slob hooked up 6 of us.

zootybang
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
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I was 15,my girlfriend was 14.We had been going out for a while,and we were getting serious,by which i mean,she finally let me touch her boobs.
It was her first time giving,and she was nervous about how she would look doing it,so she made me put a pillow over my face so i couldnt she her.It might have been a good blow job,but i was too busy laughing into the pillow to notice.
At least she got REALLY good as time went on,and i got to be the one to break her in.Unfortunately,she went the way of the chick in clerks.
"my girlfriend sucked 38 dicks"

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Lgaia
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
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What's a "Blowjob"?
;)





This message was edited by Lgaia on 5-14-01 @ 11:46 PM
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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
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quote:

What's a "Blowjob"?


quite simply, Heaven on Earth (when done right!)


"Do you suffer from maintenance sex?"
windowlck
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
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All the Yonkers folk might appreciate this.... I was 14 yrs old and walking home from Rockin Rex with this girl that was a friend of mine... we started talking about sex and stuff she told me that she had never given a hand-job before... she asked me if she could practice on me... so being a guy i said sure and we walked over to St. Eugenes Church she took my junk out and stroked it once before she dropped to her knees and went down on me right against the Church wall... Completley unexpecetd...


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posted on 05-14-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
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You're goin' to hell,windowlck.

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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
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quote:

You're goin' to hell


No SHE is.


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Sephiroth
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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quote:

St. Eugenes Church



Holy Shit dude, that was my grade school !!



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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
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Nice seph.... I went to CCD there & live up the block.... that church will always have a special place amongst my peverted escapades.

I forgot one more detail.....Don't think of me as a Scumbag, but mid way though the "act" she told me to let her know before i "finished".... But i didn't want to ruin my enjoyment of it so I suprised her with an oral deposit...

I know i should of been grateful of for her giving me my first BJ... but it was too tempting


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This message was edited by windowlck on 5-15-01 @ 12:55 AM
TeenSlut
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 1:25 AM      
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I gave my first blow job when i was 12. I was on vacation in SC and my girl friend and I met a few guys one night. We ended hooking up with a few of the guys and one of them asked me to meet him later that night. I snuck out of my house and met up with him on the beach. He was a bit older, 16, and we started kissing and he just pushed my head down. I didn't really mind though... I mean he came out to meet me late at night, I couldn't just let him go home w/o getting anything, right? Well anyway, I had no clue what to expect because I was the first out of my friends to give a bj so no one had told me about it. I just remembered my mother always telling me that it's rude to spit, and mother knows best so i followed her advice. I didn't like it that much at first but you learn to love it.



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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 3:34 AM      
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quote:

I gave my first blow job when i was 12



whatever happened to playing with moms make up or barbies at 12?

My first was with a retarted girl who was in a wheelchair, she didn't have to get on her knees cause she had no legs just a couple stumps. So i rammed the retard in her wheelchair and came on her face like she cared her face looked like it had been stormed by kamikazees anyway.


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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
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quote:

my first was in Bayonne Park


Holy shit Faceman, mine too. Mine was when I was 14, back in 1989, in one of the little tunnels that seperate the upper part from the lower part of the park.. right near where all the fields are.. Me and a whole bunch of people were drinking in one of the tunnels on a Friday night. We thought we were cool. you know, 14 and 15 year olds drinking down at the park.. well anyways, everyone went to hang out on the fields and me and this girl stayed in the tunnel.... if anyone doesnt know this park, the tunnel is not that big at all. and it is kinda lit too. it is only about 100 feet long as a little walk-through.. so me and this girl starting making out and my hand went up her shirt and the other hand went down her pants (spandex actually. that was the style for girls back in 1989).. after a while, she unzipped my zipper and down she went. wow.. the best feeling in the world.. i was in shock.. 2 of my friends started walking back, but when they saw what was going on, all I heard was "oh sorry" and they walked away, and the girl continued.

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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
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quote:

he just pushed my head down. I didn't really mind though... I mean he came out to meet me late at night, I couldn't just let him go home w/o getting anything, right?



That is fucked up! You were 12, and he automatically assumed you would blow him? You could have kicked him in the nuts!

Anyway, I cannot even remember, it was at least 20 years ago. Damn, I am old! lol

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