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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Another forwarded e-mail to pass the time with. | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:56 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | Let's see how many times you answer "Yes" to this: > Dr. Seuss Purity Test > Have you done it on a boat? > Have you done it with a goat? > Have you done it in a bed? > Have you done it with the dead? > Have you done it in the a**? > Have you done it, high on grass? > Have you done it in the car? > Have you simply gone too far? > Have you done it on the beach? > Have you done it with the teach? > Have you done it on your back? > Have you done it strapped to a rack? > Have you done it in a box? > Have you done it with a fox? > Have you done it in a tree? > Have you done it with more than three? > Have you done it in the rain? > Have you done it for the pain? > Have you done it 'tween the t***? > Have you done it wearing mitts? > Have you done it packed in rubber? > Have you done it undercover? > Have you done it on a perch? > Have you done it in a church? > Have you done it with a virgin? > Have you done it with a sturgeon? > Have you done it with ropes and chains? > Have you done it while insane? > Have you done it on the stage? > Have you done it underage? > Have you done it with all your friends? > Have you done it in both ends? > Have you done it with your dog? > Have you done it on a log? > Have you done it under clamps? > Have you done it with the lamps? > Have you done it without style? > Have you done it on the bathroom tile? > Have you done it for all to see? > Have you ever had VD? > Have you done it on Mother's couch? > Have you done it in your mouth? > Have you done it while on tape? > Have you done it out of shape? > Have you done it on live TV? > Have you done it whilst you pee? > Have you done it in the gym? > Have you done it on a whim? > Have you done it on a dare? > Do you really think we care?  We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| Don CorliBonzo | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:13 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Have you done it in a park? Have you done it in the dark? Have you done it with a clown? Have you done it upside down? Have you done it with makeup? Have you done it when you wakeup? Have you done it in a Big Tent? Tell me, HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT ARTHUR DENT?  THE DON AND EMINENT LEADER OF PCP - Psycho Clown Posse All requests for membership and PCP material should be made to yours truly at - [email protected] Get your PCP logo here Visit this Website This message was edited by Don CorliBonzo on 5-25-01 @ 12:15 PM | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dent, I'm glad I don't have your friends.... SHOOT ALL THE CLOWNS  "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I've done it at the prom I've even done it with your mom I've dont it at the Wiz While your sister drank my jiz Your family's full of Ho's So Fuck You CorliBonzo We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | And you guys say that I need to seek professional help | ||||
| Don CorliBonzo | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:31 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I've done it in her snatch I ask "what can I really catch" I did her in her ass I did her on the grass She yelled my name out twice She thought that I was Christ The she farted like a bomb That's the last time I do Arthur's Mom. THE DON AND EMINENT LEADER OF PCP - Psycho Clown Posse All requests for membership and PCP material should be made to yours truly at - [email protected] Get your PCP logo here Visit this Website | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | In the trailer painted green so as not to be seen CorliBonzo played the slap and tickle with the bearded lady's bristle Bonzo likes the facial hair He can't help but stand and stare Then in walks Hanz, the muscle man and gives it to him in the can. We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| Don CorliBonzo | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | When Arthur was young He could use his tongue Better than a $20 whore. But time went on, and his talent is gone Now he's just pays a $20 whore. THE DON AND EMINENT LEADER OF PCP - Psycho Clown Posse All requests for membership and PCP material should be made to yours truly at - [email protected] Get your PCP logo here Visit this Website | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Bonzo's a clown who can't hide his frown. he can't even pay to get a decent lay. The last whore who tried nearly died when he pelted her with seltzer. We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| Don CorliBonzo | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Is arthur japanese? Is his mom really a tease? Does he really think that's art? I do better when I fart. He thinks that it's so cool I think that he's a fool Why does he even bother? Should I tell him yet that I'm his father? THE DON AND EMINENT LEADER OF PCP - Psycho Clown Posse All requests for membership and PCP material should be made to yours truly at - [email protected] Get your PCP logo here Visit this Website | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Bonzo thinks he has some power. Thinks he'll make others cower. Starts a club to gather friends. But piss off a mod and the party ends. Comes to support an annoying clowns everyone else wants out of town. PCP? You must be on it To think we care about this shit. We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| Don CorliBonzo | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 1:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | why would I piss off a mod? do I look like a clod? I start a group for support I'm not planning on building a fort If I do, I'll tell you what you can have in if you kiss my butt Now go away little boy Go play with your lego toy THE DON AND EMINENT LEADER OF PCP - Psycho Clown Posse All requests for membership and PCP material should be made to yours truly at - [email protected] Get your PCP logo here Visit this Website | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 1:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I need no club you stupid shlub I'll stand my ground and am easily found Keep going round and round And this'll be moved to Fight Club. But lunch break is over Hey, get your dick out of Rover! Thanks for the fun And avoiding puns, Fighting with a clown turned my frown upside down. Back to work Talk to you later jerk. We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | ::Applause:: I am amazed at the rhyming that is going on here. Very good Arthur, and bozo too.  | ||||
| KOATAS | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I only have one reply for this thread BUTTPLUG!  | ||||
| Rone | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | damn it, i accidentially signed on to the poetry messageboard again. i hate when this happens. This message was edited by Rone on 5-25-01 @ 2:15 PM | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | Why the hell did i read this post it makes me want to be a ghost here's a gun, here's my head hey looky here, now i'm dead BANG!  | ||||
| Don CorliBonzo | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Buttplug he says as he runs away Is because he's afraid or is he gay I bore him with my prose and words Maybe he'd rather being turds then a friend joins in his name is Rone could he be the one that Koatas gives the bone THE DON AND EMINENT LEADER OF PCP - Psycho Clown Posse All requests for membership and PCP material should be made to yours truly at - [email protected] Get your PCP logo here Visit this Website | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | ok i made the mistake, but now it is getting a lil much STOP RHYMING!!! | ||||
| KOATAS | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's a good one. For You!  | ||||
| KOATAS | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Ok, I'm no poet, but I'll have a go Don CorliBonzo, named after a monkey It asks a question on everyones mind | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 12:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | this shit should be published... somebody copyright this Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 05-27-2001 @ 9:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Are ya trying to tell us something, again?  Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music? | ||||
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