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o&aswallow
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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While watching the History Channel the other evening, they ran a commercial that asked, if you could be anyone throughout history, who would it be? What would you do? How would you change the course of history?

So who would you be? Would you be that person as they were, or would you do something different to alter the course of history?

After much thought, I could only relate to comming back as someone in modern times. So I decided I wanted to come back as President Kennedy. And I would have to alter history. I would have carried through on my personnal thoughts of breaking up the CIA and withdrawing our advisors from Vietnam. Doing so would have saved the wasted lives of many that died there and would have pissed off Johnson and his Texas war machine buddies. Because of that, the Texas politcal trip would never of happened and I would have avoided that whole messy Dallas thing. I would have won a second term and my brother Bobby would have been a shoe in for 8 years after me, thus saving the nation from the disaster of the Nixon years.

And if none of that worked out, then simply banging Maryin Monroe and Jackie would be worth the trip back in time.


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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Damn.... nice explanation.

I would have just said "I'd be JFK, and duck."

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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I guess the first one that comes to mind, even though I'm a Civil War Historian, is Julius Ceaser. I don't think that his death was good for the Roman Empire at the time, even though the empire lasted for hundreds of years afterward.
"No, hon, I don't think I'll be going to the Senate today."

Other than him, maybe Alexander the Great. His death was premature as well. It would have been great to see what he could have really done.

By the way, very funny Follow This Logic.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
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I would like to come back as Hugh Hefner without the wrinkles. Just look at his 5 latest girlfriends.

Arthur Dent
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
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::Let's go for the contoversial answer::

Hitler. Drop all the genocidal racist bullshit. Not only morally wrong, but that single minded focus cost Germany the war.

So, take over for Hitler, take over the world (entirely possible) and then turn around and establish a global democracy (really a Republic, look it up). No more international wars.

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njstrawberry
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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Hmmm there are a few people I would like to come back as...

Jeannette Rankin - Republican from Montana, first woman to have been elected into the House. Assisted in passing the 19th Amendment in 1919.

Bettie Page - I do not think I need to explain who she is.







This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-7-01 @ 12:15 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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More anti-pc:
Judas, the only disciple who thought Jesus needed a wider audience and did something about it.
Plus, he banged Marilyn Monroe. Unlike the real Judas, I'd have better press and be lice free.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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I would love to have been a figure in the old times here in the 1700s, like Patrick Henry, or someone who believed in the ideals which we have twisted today. Where belief meant something, and freedom was all that mattered.





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SFShield
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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I would come back as President Clinton. You get to go around banging interns and you get away with it.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Hmmm, there are SO many. My first thought was Tim Leary or Janis Joplin, but after seeing o&aswallow's post I realized I'd wanna be Marilyn Monroe.
Besides JFK, she got to fuck DiMaggio, Marlon Brando, all the hot bachelors of her day.
Plus she proved you can be plump and sexy!

SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Ron Jeremy.

Ah to be an ugly, overweight, averaged junk guy who bangs hot chicks everyday and gets paid for it.


The "ugly, overweight, averaged junk guy" part would be a downgrade for me but you get the point.



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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Joesph Stalin for his boyish good looks


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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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I would come back as myself and change all the stupid s- I have done in the last 3 years. Damn me for being an ass f. Oh wait, you said someone famous. I guess I would be a musician, like Billy Corgan or Trent Reznor.




This message was edited by skitchr4u on 6-7-01 @ 12:22 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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quote:

Plus she proved you can be plump and sexy!



Translation = voluptuous!


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FoundryMusicScott
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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Who's Bettie Page? Was that the mid twentieth century pin up girl? I think it is.

And boyish good looks, Fez? What, so he's innocent when he purged everyone? Man that's funny.

Patrick Henry was a prick, but he was a good prick, like John Quincy Adams during the antebellum period. Although he believed more in localist theory than nationalist. Loose translation, he was a conservative Republican. But he was a radical in the Virginia House of Burgess, that's for sure.

Global Democracy. That trick never works.

I guess I might want to come back as pope Leo X, and prevent the Reformation from ever existing. That would be interesting.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Damn, got me thinking about this one...
I'd like to be a rich Renassaince guy, like Raphael or Leonardo (no, not the Ninja turtles). I think that it would be fun to be able to paint, sculpt, draw, invent, and play sports all day long...and get paid very well for it.
Other than that, I'd like to be the first guy who tried to get milk from a cow. I just want to be able to stand there, look at acow and be the first one to think, "Hey, I think I'm going to drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze them."

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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Good topic OAS.

That does take a lot of thought.
I'll be back with an answer.





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Jennitalia
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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at first i was going to say laura ingalls, because i used to love her when i was little. but if i had to live on a farm, id die of bordom...or become very friendly with the farm animals...
so now im going to say i'd want to come back as madonna.




o&aswallow
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Doc, the first to suck teat? Bravo!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Arthur Dent
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
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quote:

I'd like to be a rich Renassaince guy


Admit it, you just like the tights. LOL

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njstrawberry
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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quote:

Who's Bettie Page?


Full name: Bettie Mae Page
Born: April 22, 1923 in Nashville, Tennessee

With locks as dark as midnight and a smile as bright as day, Bettie Page was much more than a beautiful pin-up model, she was simply the best. A legend as much today as during her modeling days. A true icon and inspiration. An example that being 5'5 at 130 lbs is a perfect body.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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This is a great topic, but......I think that you should have to live that person's life EXACTLY the way they lived it. So basically, nothing would change, history would repeat itself exactly.

With that said, I would like to be someone like maybe Lee Harvey Oswald. I would love to know exactly what happened with the asassination.

Maybe Hitler, just to see what he had going through his head. And to see the final events leading up to his death.

Julius Caesar, to watch the plot unfold against him.

Amelia Earhart, to see what the hell really happened on her last flight.




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spitfire421
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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lol Suzie, those were the 2 I was thinking of exactly...

actually, coming back as Cleopatra would be interesting:
she screwed 2 of the most powerful historical figures EVER, using them to gain control of Egypt; she is one of the most powerful women in history in a time when women had little or no power...ambitious, intelligent, a charistmatic leader, though I would have sided with Octavian because Antony was just plain stupid

sorry, I know I'm romanticizing her life, but I'd take the good, leaving out the asp/poison- no suicide...or maybe I just want to be waited on by hand and foot and worshipped by millions :)


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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Her thighs were a little big, but she had such intense sensuality in her face and eyes that her pictures are some of the sexiest around.







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