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o&aswallow
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:13 PM      
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Has anyone seen the person once known as Gonzo? The members of O&A.com have been waiting for a congratulations to the Salad Tossers speech but none has been heard. The last we saw of Gonzo, he was sitting on a bench at a secluded softball field in South Plainfield, NJ, hanging his head in defeat. Not a Joe Torre sleeping in the dugout kind of head hanging, but more of a Wide World of Sports - agony of defeat head hanging.

After the game Gonzo seemed fine. He seemed to accept defeat, but then fate tempted him. A young lady strolled through the park with two little children in tow. The children ran onto the ball field and this look came into Gonzos eyes. He began to salivate. Was he thinking if only these kids had come earlier, would there have been a different outcome?

The young lady headed off into the dusk with the two young children. Gonzo has not been heard from or seen since.

If anyone knows of the whereabouts of Gonzo, or the fate of these kids, please let us know.


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The Brain
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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
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quote:

He seemed to accept defeat, but then fate tempted him. A young lady strolled through the park with two little children in tow. The children ran onto the ball field and this look came into Gonzos eyes. He began to salivate.

ROFLMMFYBOBWAKGSITBKTFOTP! :)



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This message was edited by The Brain on 6-18-01 @ 8:32 PM
Opie696
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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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U guys know that hes havin a tough time right now. Maybe hes just takin some time to think and sort things out. Hell be back, just give it time.


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Sephiroth
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
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I dont know where he is, but i do know that he is gonna be pissed when he sees this.



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Till it pumps in death
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Whatever stands left"
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Opie696
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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
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Definitley, maybe u guys should edit ur posts so he dont go nuts on ya.


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:56 PM      
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Lock this thread ASAP so they can't edit the messages j/k. But seriously editing your messages won't work another mod will surely clue Gonzo in.



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
As a matter of fact, I think I do know where Uncle Gonzo is... [beingascrypticasipossiblycan]and if he is where I think he is, then feel better soon, bro. [/beingascrypticasipossiblycan].



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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nah, Gonzo will find this funny. He has a good sense of humor.

But, Opie is right, he's going through some shit right now. Keep trying to cheer him up.

I'm waiting to write my soFATball post until he finally decides to make an appearance.



o&aswallow
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Keep trying to cheer him up.



Thanks BM, that was the intent. I'm affraid some of the previous speculation warnings may be scaring some off. We all know Gonzo is a good sport.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener
Claire
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I hope GS will realize that Swallow posted out of love & concern. I've been wondering where the blue furry guy is myself.

He is probably doing the same thing I did last week, when my Nan died-sorting things out, being supportive to others suffering the loss, going through shit, being absolutely exhausted.

I just hope he knows/feels that we're all here pulling for him.



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njstrawberry
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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I don't know about Gonzo, but today in the mail I received one of those flyers with the kids' pictures on it. I don't know what that is all about. LMAO

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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:08 PM      
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Great job Grk and may I add, very NICE new sig pic. ;)



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This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 6-18-01 @ 11:09 PM
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
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quote:

Great job Grk and may I add, very NICE new sig pic.

Yeah nice sig, but I was getting so used to seeing Alley... :(



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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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LMMFGDAO HOLY SHIT.thats priceless. hope u r feeling better now big blue guy. (he sure as shit a int little blue guy)

;;;;;;yells down a dark ally::::;

GONZOOO gonzooo where r u gonzo
hmm i don't see him any where. oh well he come out of hiding sooner or later.


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FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yanno, the cops showed up at my house Sunday morning and asked me if I knew anything about this and they held up an eggplant with a collar and a leash around it. On the dog tag it said "My owner is GonzoStyle". There was a note attached to the collar that said and I quote "Someone please find me and take care of me. My owner is no longer capable of nurturing me. I do my chores very well and I will love you long time. If you find me and it's after Monday 3pm, please take me to FukMeBoob's place of residence." They said they found the eggplant sitting in a stroller holding a green balloon at the softball field in South Plainfield. So now...I have an eggplant with lots of lovin for me. GS, please come back soon and get better quickly, we miss ya and so does your eggplant. If you don't come back soon, I'll be having eggplant parm for dinner one of these days.


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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Anyone know if Gonzo is going to Gagootz' sendoff
party?


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o&aswallow
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
FMB, how could you not have those natural maternal instincts when you saw that eggplant holding that little green balloon? Priceless memories.

QT, awesome job! Bra f'n vo!

I passed a police roadblock in South Plainfield today. This thing is heating up.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener
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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:37 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
maybe he's with grumpy........





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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
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Nope, I just saw grumpy. He was lurking by the south park forums looking for a guy to let him back inside.





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FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Swallow I tried to nurture it and take care of it, but all it keeps doing is whining and crying out in this little peep voice "GonzoStyle, where are you Daddy?" It's so sad, I can't take it anymore...

This just in....S.P. police got a phone call from some hick town police station in Pennsylvania. They ran some tests on some bodily fluids found at a mostly Philapino day care, the DNA was a solid match with Gonzo Style....the plot thickens...


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!
All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 7:47 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OH no, not Pennsylvania. State lines have been crossed. The FBI will now need to get involved. FNB, you need to lay low. You need a hideout. Protect the eggplant at all cost!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
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TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 7:50 AM      
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ill go get uncle gonzo, i miss him
actually i talked to him last night

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