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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Creative Ways To Cope With Stress
Kim
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ok I know we all deal with stress in our own ways...What creative way would you relieve your stress if you could???

Just thought everyone could use a little smile :)

Creative Ways To Cope With Stress

Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and
sneeze them out. See how many you can do at
a time.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you
have other plans.

Dance naked in front of your pets.

Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and
launch them from high places.

Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw
underwear on the natives.

Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return
it the next day.

Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the
fitting rooms are, and ask for help.

Read the dictionary backwards and look for
subliminal messages.

Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.

Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and
put it back in the wrapper.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and
pretend they're in jail.

Braid the hairs in each nostril.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it
when it comes back to you.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Drive to work in reverse.

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.



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Sephiroth
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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i was just gonna post a thread about how i can cope with the stress im going through right now

way to read my mind kim ;)

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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this list was authored by a woman.







220, 221, whatever it takes.
SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Sex always helps me relieve stress.

In fact it helps relieve everything.



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Arthur Dent
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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quote:

Dance naked in front of your pets.


Can we be your pets?

Put the sander bit on a Dremmel and carve up a block of wood. Try to make it look like something.

Tie a bell filled with catnip to your cats tail.




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Kim
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

way to read my mind kim ;)



Great minds think alike :)


Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Great minds think alike :)


wow thanks
you dont know me very well do you
hehehehe..j/k

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
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Not just sex but orgy sex. There is no friggen time for stress during an orgy.


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DreamWeaver
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
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Crack cocaine

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
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You got that email too huh? I don't like the frog in the blender one, but the fork as jail bars and the "Have a nice day" ones really cracked me up.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
njstrawberry
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Hey o&aswallow does that also go for orgy sex with pets and farm animals?

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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Straw...I think he likes horses.:)

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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quote:

Hey o&aswallow does that also go for orgy sex with pets and farm animals?



No, no, no. Way to much stress there. Those sheep never stop bah'ing. Reminds me of a wife, always complaining. Bah, bah, bah. Never shuts up.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
jap bike jim
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
whack the bag. Then see if you can hit a passerby.

"Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome."
Kim
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Roger, I got the email and for once it was a forward that made me laugh!

Another creative way to relieve stress is to have a water balloon fight with your boyfriend ~evil grin~


Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Yeah, its like Jokes4U, I signed up for it hoping for a daily laugh. They usually suck soooo bad.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
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quote:

Masturbate like a hopped-up lab monkey.


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SFShield
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Masterbate and put a bullet in my boss's head.

-My boss is an f'n tool
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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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I do one of the three S's :

  • Sleep
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  • Smoke




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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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an eight ball
a case of beer
a pool table

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meatballnip
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
uhhmmm...drink. as most of us do.


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Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
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Here's one...
Buy a box of condoms, blow them all up, and sit in a room full of ballons.

And another one...
Try fishing for crabs with a fishing pole.

And last but not least...
Play any sport in a sports store.
Lots of fun didging them Floor clerks!



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