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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: I'm an idiot, anyone else? | ||||
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| MamA CaZ | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:29 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | Ok, I'm starting this thread in hopes someone else has done something as stupid as i did today (or at least tells me it wasn't as dumb as i think it was...) here it goes: I bought a new pair of CK shorts yesterday & decided to wear them on this humid afternoon... I was running around with my son from about 9am this morning till 3pm this afternoon, where I dropped my son off with my brother... My brother is about to dart up the stairs & says "ummm caz, you know you still have the sticker (size 6 sticker that comes on almost ALL new jeans...) on the back of your pants...?" not ONLY was it just a sticker with a "6" on it... it was about 5- 6's in a long *VERY NOTICABLE* line right on my right buttcheek... errrrrrr you think anyone NOTICED? i feel like a schmuck... share your stories here... I have been adopted by JUST JON | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Nope, I can honestly say I've never done that. If anyone had mentioned it to you, you could've just said you were starting a new trend. Wasn't that a trend last year with baseball hats, wearing them with the tags still on them? Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | i can honestly say ive never wore a pair of pants with a size 6 sticker on them. :) In dealing with these changes Living with these changes Oh no, the world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon ... in me | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | well, i meant to PLEASE share your embarrassing stories with me.. Preferabley MORE embarrassing than mine... I have been adopted by JUST JON | ||||
| Boston Fan | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Damm, I've never done anything even close to as embarassing as that! Don't worry, no one ever looks at your ass anyway... Long Live Syndication Underground! | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Oh... but i DIGRESS... i have a nice little *tushy*...or so ive been told. I have been adopted by JUST JON | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | actually, i saw a guy with the sticker on his ass the other day :) An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) and if you need adoption, i'm an available foster mummy | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: its usually the skirts you leave the size 6 sticker on...right Facey?;)  | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | i once told people about my irrational fear of cotton balls on a message board and got stuck with it for a status. lol Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL  Master of the Air Guitar !!!! | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Boston Buddy, where ya been? Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Oh, I believe in yesterday's got nothing for me | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:39 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Call me strange, but I usually wash my clothes before I wear them. That usually takes care of the stickers I missed, I guess.
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| MamA CaZ | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: errrrr well i guess dirty ol skanks like me forget these things huh....lol I have been adopted by JUST JON | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I liked the way you made a point of sharing the stickers size. Slick!  | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Somehow I dont believe that Caz would have shared the sticker size so easily had it been a 30. I have a story that trumps yours easily. I was 12 years old, this was about 8 years ago. My grandma bought me a brand new pair of nikes when i went to visit her. I put them on in the store and they felt great, they looked cool, so I gave G-Ma the thumbs up to make the purchase. However, when I got home and put them on the next day I couldnt quite fit my foot into them comfortably. It freaked me out so I stashed them in a closet and continued to wear my old ones. Months later the brand new sneakers were found by my dad and he was pissed, I told him that they didn't fit. So he stuck his hands in the sneakers and pulled out the fucking tissue paper that goes in the tips of the sneakers from the factory. Nice head Deek. | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: ok, that wasn't intentional, although i can see how you might think it WAS... had i been a 30, i probably STILL would have said 6... hehe maybe 8 or 9... anyways, whackjob thanks for your story, but you only felt stupid with yourself & your dad... (maybe gma...) i was walking around, in & out of the shops in my neighborhood, being the social little butterfly that i am.... with that damn SIZE 6!!!!!!!!! (hehe) sticker... might as well put a KICK ME sign on my back I have been adopted by JUST JON | ||||
| DannyNoonan | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:33 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I've looked at the board for an hour trying to decide whether this goes in the "idiot" thread or the "fear" thread...lol Jumped in the shower today, water got warm...nice. Then I notice a HUGE spider on the ceiling of the shower about 14" from my head. I freak and bang open the door to the shower (it has a glass mirror on the other side...it slams against the toilet...shards everywhere) and start to leap out...as I'm about to land, I can see the piece of glass my right foot is going to hit... Long story short, trail of blood on the white carpet across my living room, all the way up the stairs to release the spider from a glass container...my neighbors, 100 yds. away, witnessed the whole preceeding...me limping on my deck, totally nude...fuck! | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I can top all of you. One time I was in a JC Penny's changing room, buggering myself rotten with some pork knuckles, when Ben Affleck walked in on me! Boy, was I embarrassed! But he just punched me in the back of the head and raped my ear cavity before telling me what I was doing was normal. Then he went to pee on me, and quarters came out instead of piss!!! When I went to collect them, he slapped my hand and said cryptically, "No, those are for Steve." Boy was my face red! Hell, I like you! You can come over my house and fuck my sister! SlartiWHO? SLARTIBARTFAST! | ||||
| Jennitalia | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | im quite the idiot. i've stapled my fingers on 3 different occasions. and one time in college i was talking to my mom on the phone and tweezing my eyebrows, and somehow i ended up sticking the tweezers in the vanity mirrow socket and shocked myself | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I see GOP thinks he's the new Gonzo with these little stories now. Only problem is Gonzo's are funny and have imagination behind them. You are just a moron who is racking up posts left and right in a little over a month on the board and last I checked, not one of them made any sense or contributed to the board in any worthwhile manner. If there were a Top Ten list of most hated people on this board's history, you'd easily make that list jackass! :( "What are you speaking, German Brian?"
"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?" | ||||
| BawxedWine | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:26 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I once told people at work about how I used to take Dimetapp when I was like 14, in order to sleep and kinda got addicted to it. Needless to say, they ragged me about it for months. I'm fine now though, now I'm just addicted to Robitussin. I showed my stuff and I graduated. All mentoring courtesy of canweseeyourstuff. | ||||
| Loki | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:38 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Jesus fucking christ! The dude's just trying to have a good time. Yes, the story sucked, but still he's been in the barrel long enough I think. Oh and GOP, please leave the sick shit to GS. Keep at it though, just don't post it here yet. I am the shadow across the land; I am the bringer of plagues. My wrath will consume all and shall be ceaseless! | ||||
| Loki | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:44 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | Oh and my embarassing story; Well the other day, I was bringing in about 6 or so carts to the store(yes, I'm the board bag-boy) and I was going around a really sharp turn, and apparently I didin't turn fast enough, becasue one of the carts fell off the curb and into the street. Fuck, that sucked. I am the shadow across the land; I am the bringer of plagues. My wrath will consume all and shall be ceaseless! | ||||
| My Turn in the Barrel Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Flock, while I agree that GOP's story was stupid and not funny, it was also harmless and on topic. Your post on the other hand served only to defile this thread and clearly stems from a personal vendetta you have with GOP. That makes you look like a jackass more than him. If you have a problem with him, take it to FC. As for him not having one post make any sense, check the killer mom thread where he posted a very insightful commentary on where the mother stands in society. You seriously need to chill. And to stay on topic, I once went to class with two different sneakers.  I Just Wanna F the S out of your Sister This message was edited by My Turn in the Barrel on 6-26-01 @ 4:24 AM | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 5:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | A few years ago I bought sneakers while tripping on acid. They felt fine at the time but once I came down it turned out they were two sizes two big for me and non-returnable. There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | In High School, I was in the back in history class and a bee was bothering me. It landed on the glass window and I went to slap it with my hand. My hand ended up going through the window and my arm got cut. | ||||
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