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Arpikarhu
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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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had a great time last night. but didnt get to meet anyone. was there from 11 til 1. wasnt about to go around asking people are you so and so. i wish there was some way to identify you guys . feel real bad about the lost opportunity to meet some of you in the flesh.

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
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Wear a name tag next time. "Hello, my name is Arpi".

Arpikarhu
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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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not too gay

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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quote:

wasnt about to go around asking people are you so and so


Well, then I guess you learned a valueble lesson

You have to be willing to (gasp) talk to people if you want to get to know them

Now I'm not one to talk, I don't know everyone who is at every get-together (mainly because my ability to put names to faces deteriorates with the square of the number of beers I have...but I digress) but I can tell you the only way to get to know anyone from this board in real life is to go up to them, thrust your right hand near their mid-section and ask who they are. It usually helps if you say who you are too. If they go to grab that hand you put in front of them and attempt to gyrate it vigorously...then you're doing it right


--Edit--
I'm really trying to be nice here, but I am just stupified by someone saying they wish there was a way we could know who each other are without having to go up to people and introduce ourselves


From cowardice that dares not know the truth,
From laziness that is content with half-truth,
From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth,
Deliver me


This message was edited by Doc Smith on 6-27-01 @ 3:32 PM
Arpikarhu
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I enjoy C&BT
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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quote:

I'm really trying to be nice here, but I am just stupified by someone saying they wish there was a way we could know who each other are without having to go up to people and introduce ourselves



easy to say doc but it is hard to walk up to a group of guys you dont know and start quizzing them about their identities without feeling like a tool. not all of us can be as socially dynamic as you

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
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It's really hard, but it's better than just hanging out with yourself all night.

At my first board event, I picked out what looked to be Sean Cold, and asked him for a light LOL and then he made fun of me for standing there all quiet...something like that will definitely help break the ice


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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
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I can see your dilema apri, but doc has a point. Just go talk to a group of people and ask them if they listen to the show or are on the board...shouldn't be too hard. Or you could always set up meeting someone from the board at the event before hand, that way you know who they are...just a suggestion



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Arpikarhu
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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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quote:

Or you could always set up meeting someone from the board at the event before hand, that way you know who they are...just a suggestion




thought about that too late. thats what i will do next time. thanks

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
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Hey, you should have said hello to me.

I was the guy with the beer.

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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I thought you guys took over the place when Joe is playing. Ergo, most of the crowd was board members.

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Actually Painter we did take the place over, when are you coming out again?

And Spit, I'm shocked, I can't imagine that Sean would ever make fun of someone...I don't believe it.


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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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Are you kidding Painter? Last night was probably the lowest turnout of board members yet.
All I know is every time I scanned the crowd I was saying to myself how I didn't know a lot of these people.


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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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quote:

not all of us can be as socially dynamic as you

Sorry if I came off sounding like a prick. Rest assured, I am about as socially dynamic as a hairless chihuaha--come on...I post on a message board...that's step one in the twelve step process to being a recluse--but you shouldn't feel as wierd around us.
You are part of a screwed up little community here, so it's not as if you'd be introducing yourself to a stranger, just someone who you've never seen in person before.

Next time we are at a board event, find me...I'll buy you a drink


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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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quote:

I can't imagine that Sean would ever make fun of someone...


Sean? Never.

That's the one thing I miss about official board parties, Sean welcoming me with a friendly greeting.



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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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quote:

Arpikarhusaid:

...wasnt about to go around asking people are you so and so.

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
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i might go next time.. if ne1 wants 2 go there w./ me let me know

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
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quote:

Rest assured, I am about as socially dynamic as a hairless chihuaha



I can attest to that!! LMMFAOBINGACTRODS!!!


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Arpikarhu
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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
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quote:

Next time we are at a board event, find me...I'll buy you a drink



going to hold you to that. thanks

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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I know CRX Girl asked me if you had shown up, Arpi, but I had no fucking clue who you were or if you were there.

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Arpikarhu
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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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i wore my opieanthony.com t-shirt hoping it might become a topic of convo but never happened.

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:29 PM      
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I've personally adopted the Sean Cold approach to meeting people. Walk right up to them and ask:

"who the hell are you?", unless your kid of course in which case you get ignored and ridiculed as I walk away. Works for me. Try it! see what happens.



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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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this week was definately the smallest board turnout, and the bar was packed more than usual with people we don't know. speaking from experience, its always hard the first time to know who is who, but if you find one person you usually ended up finding everyone. try a little harder next time.


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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
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quote:

Grumpy said:

...unless your kid of course in which case you get ignored and ridiculed as I walk away



Grumpy, it only takes one of you to give up the fight. If you quit now, you will leave Kid beating himself. He's used to that :).

In all seriousness, you both are coughbullshitqualitybullshitquality posters. I don't want to see either of you take a week break again.



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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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I actually noticed you wearing the T-shirt.


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Arpikarhu
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Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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figured since i was one of the few to own one i should wear it. didnt help though.

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