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Brittney
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
A lot of poeple seem to think that I am too negative, so I figured I would share some positivity and give others a place to be positive also...
So, here goes:
I like my job because:
1) I get to slack off and go on opieanthony.com all day
2)We have an ice cream truck that comes almost every day, and I get to eat ice cream.

I've been adopted by spitfire!!!
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
3.) you get to see mt friend, Unicron?

Where's he at, anyway?



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

Oh, I believe in yesterday's
got nothing for me









This message was edited by SLASH on 6-27-01 @ 5:18 PM
Brittney
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
oH, I wasn't even talking about that job...
I like my OTHER job, becuase:
1) I get paid to hang out with my friends
2) It's a cool place to work
3) I drink for free


As for Unicron, I dont know where he's been...

I've been adopted by spitfire!!!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Brittney, you forgot to add how great it is hanging with me all day.

Let's see, I get to hire talented people, fire worthless people. Get to interview and hire really hot admins (keyboard skills optional). I get to travel often, get paid fairly well, can actually slack and accomplish quite a bit on a daily basis and I can close my office door and do whatever I feel like if I choose. Oh yes and I can turn O&A on at 3.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Damn, all work and no play makes Brittney a girl who posts in the FU Forum alot...



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

Oh, I believe in yesterday's
got nothing for me







Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
mmmmmmmmmmmmm! ice cream!

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL



Master of the Air Guitar !!!!
Brittney
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
And....I LOVE hanging out with swallow!!!!!!!!!!

I've been adopted by spitfire!!!
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
...because it allows me to spend time on this message board throughout the day...



AIM: SkiT4you
First Member of the JWO
FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
... I was able to put a WOW sign and sticker on the Zamboni.

"Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)

Well I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
...because I'm the "token black", so I have a relatively high level of job security. :)

being black paid off for once.



"What's with the Mission Impossible III shit, Milo?
You're a geek!"



o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

because I'm the "token black", so I have a relatively high level of job security



Gah Damn quotas and EEO crap! :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 6:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
by the way OAS, if you ever need to fill that quota, you know how to reach me ;)



"What's with the Mission Impossible III shit, Milo?
You're a geek!"



The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I like my job because...I'M THE BOSS

onehung lo434
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

because I'm the "token black", so I have a relatively high level of job security


When you applied for the job,Did you tell them you were black,Or did they just pick up on it? :)




DasDoomper
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I love my job because:

1) I work at home
2) I get to travel a lot
3) I get paid very well

It's nice to be away from people sometimes, especially the stupid ones.



DasDoomper

fatty chopped meat
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

...because I'm the "token black", so I have a relatively high level of job security


note to self..........."show up at work in blackface tomorrow"



Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01



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