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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Beer, Fireworks, and Tools | ||||
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| IAmMighty | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 12:00 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00  | Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Fireworks hidden in a Kansas City man's oven turned out to be a recipe for disaster when the man attempted to heat up some food but instead blew his kitchen to bits. The explosion occurred early on Wednesday, the U.S. Independence Day holiday, at the home of a 28-year-old man who had spent the night celebrating with a group of friends, Kansas City Assistant Fire Marshall Jim Duddy said Thursday. According to Duddy, the group, ``who had been drinking heavily,'' were shooting fireworks off for several hours on Tuesday night at the Northland area home, disturbing neighbors who called police. Someone in the group attempting to hide a stash of fireworks from the police, stuffed them into the oven and then forgot about them, Duddy said. About 3 a.m. the homeowner decided to bake some lasagna and turned the oven on. ``It blew the kitchen all apart,'' said Duddy. ''The walls were all blown out, the oven flew right through one of the walls.'' Flying glass caused some slight injuries, but otherwise no one was hurt. Is Kansas City going to be syndicated anytime soon???  "Stared at the Mendi Gossamer for too long!" | ||||
| DevonGetTheTable | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 12:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: I'm sorry, but BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! That's gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever read about morons with fireworks!! TAG TEAM CHAMPS DO IT WITH TABLES!  GRADUATE OF THE SLACKJAW SCHOOL OF NEWBIE KNOWLEDGE! | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 12:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | they hid the fireworks in the oven...even though they're drunk, wouldn't it seem like thats the worst possible place to hide them?they couldn't even think the refridgerator or freezer would be good.its amazing how much beer can erode intelligence thanks to fez for the pic | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 12:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: that doesnt sound like a drunken action, sounds more like someone had the munchies huh? i guess the lasagna wasnt the only thing that was baking last night:)  I like watchin’ the puddles gather rain And all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my point of view But it’s not sane, It’s not sane | ||||
| Ashley Olsen | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | That is too funny what an idiot. | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | HHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH  Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse. This message was edited by The Sleeper on 7-6-01 @ 1:14 AM | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:26 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | OK Brain where are you ..help me with this one... {bugs bunny episode}Cheese it fellows..it's the cops...OK rabbit where is he, where is he hiding?..OHH OHH He's hiding in the stove is he?...{Bus Bunny}now would I throw a lighted match in the stove if my friend Rocky was hiding in there?....::throws match:: BOOM!!!  This message was edited by KeeKee on 7-6-01 @ 1:32 AM | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Now when did I become the resident authority on Bugs Bunny cartoons around here?  Her don't know me very well, do her? ;)  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! This message was edited by The Brain on 7-6-01 @ 1:46 AM | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Duck season... | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 8:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | rabbit season... We live for the one, We die for the one. | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 8:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | would i throw a lighted match in the stove if my friend muggsy was in there. you might rabbit you might This message was edited by Canweseeyourstuff on 7-6-01 @ 10:20 AM | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 10:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Ha Ha, its funny cause I dont know him. | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I guess I beter get my fireworks out of the micro-wave huh? ::::Scratche head::::: I got it i will put them in the fire place  Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave. I wish you’d hurry up and execute me So I can be on my miserable way I don’t live today. | ||||
| pmbillrich | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | I gotta move my fireworks from the barbeque to behind the water heater. Out of range, Underground,  two minutes late | ||||
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