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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess) | ||||
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| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:38 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | The following exam was administered as an Ebonics version of the SAT 1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy: A. A dime and two 40's B. A new pair of Fila's C. Dashikki down the block D. Yo mama 2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack For da rent.You: A. Bust a cap in his ass B. Say, "Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?" C. Have anuther kid on welfare D. Yo mama 3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros,and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens: A. Shit goes down in da hood B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly C. Shit man, I do'no maff D. Yo mama 4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left: A. Haff B. Da uther haff C. Zum mo D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama 5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese: A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's C. You blade and ya colurs D. "Shit man, what's a nigga like me doin up at dis time in da morn?" 6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You: A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's C. Gaffle da man D. I do'no maff 7) Wher iz da mutherland at: A. Afrika B. Compton C. Souff Centra D. Yo mama 8) What am da capita of California? A. Da Hood B. Compton C. Compton D. Compton 9) Tek 9 : Gatt :: A. Yo mama : Dashikki B. Fila's : Nike C. Tu pac : Barry White D. St. Ive's : Colt 45 10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic :: A. Da Man : Da Systum B. ReeRun : MC Hammer C. Fat Albert : Shaft D. Yo mama : Dashikki NO. LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?  Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 7-10-01 @ 9:43 PM | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | sean after reading that i feel mad tough yo "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:11 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I am equal parts angered and amused by this post. But, since it's Sean, I'll just laugh and realize that sometimes I take myself too seriously. Although I do find is suspicious that Sean found this "tess" in the first place. :)
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| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:18 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | come on Kid, now this is really funny: Leroy attends Oakland High where they teach Ebonics as a second language. Last week he was given an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. Here is what he did............... RECTUM-I had two cadis, but my ol' lady rectum both. HOTEL- I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the hotel everyone. ODYSSEY- I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe. STAIN- My brother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner. SELDOM- My cousin gave me two tickets to the knicks game, so I seldom. PENIS- I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis. (Pee in this) CATACOMB- Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody give that catacomb! FORCLOSE- If I pay allimony this month, I'll have no money forclose. UNDERMINE- There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine. TRIPOLI- I waz gonna buy my old lady a bra, but I didn't find no tripoli. DISAPPOINTMENT- My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house! INCOME- I just got in bed with de hoe, and income my wife. HONOR- At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be honor first? FORTIFY- I axed da hoe how much, and she said fortify. ISRAEL- Rufus tried to sell me a rolex, I said man that looks fake, he said no, Israel. Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Don't you mean "owverly sensative"?  Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Oh, I believe in yesterday's got nothing for me | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | awww shit!!! I don't know who to smack upside their head first. Sean, you prick! I let the first one slide, and you reply with that shit? Dude, you are a friend, but show some god damned respect, would ya?
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| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:34 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | whoa, hold on there negro. You must have me mistaken for one of the fags that posts all nice and shit. So sorry to disapoint you now why don't you kindly go fuck yourself and please try and have a nice day! Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:38 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | mod or not, you crossed the line. you don't have to be nice. in fact, I wouldn't expect you to be. but, how about showing some respect for the "black people" on the board? hell, I didn't post a reply about the IAT (Irish Aptitude Test), focusing on how much liquor you should be able to drink by what age, did I? Get off of your "Too cool for school" kick and realize you are just one of "us" (the regular posters), that happened to fool "the man".
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| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:44 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | wow, you showed me. :::sniff, sniff::: Don't make me drag you out of your wheelchair and smak the shit out of your junkie ass! Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-11-2001 @ 12:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | KID is this what you meant? I be equal parts angered an' amused by dis post. But, since it be Sean, I gots'ta plum fall out an' realize dat sometimes I snatch myself too serious-like.  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 7-11-01 @ 12:06 AM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-11-2001 @ 1:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote:  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-11-2001 @ 6:06 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Hey Kid lets take a walk down memory lane. quote: Pussification out the window here buddy quote: Well Mr. "Insensitive Prick." You wanted cruel and funny shit well this is cruel and funny. And you say sean is being cruel well here's on last quote for ya. quote: You asked for it pally, careful what you wish for cause you just fuckin got it. You bitched about all this shit and now someone is actually doing what you wished for and still you bitch. And before you give me the whole race card speech, get a sense of humor we are all people black or white gay or straight i don't give a fuck we can all be poked fun at. I'm jewish make holocaust jokes i could care less. You said you didnt do an "Irish Apptitude Test" who said you couldn't?   So spake the Cherub; and his grave rebuke, Severe in youthful beauty, added grace Invincible: Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely; saw, and pined His loss; but chiefly to find here observed His lustre visibly impaired; yet seemed Undaunted She-Mail Me Here | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-11-2001 @ 12:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Fuck, 'Modding off' Can we please keep this in one thread? Too 'cunfusin' last time.  I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 07-11-2001 @ 12:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Irish Aptitude test??? Come on, the Irish are too drunk to take tests. Christ...one day someone compalains b/c this is no longer a simple site about a comedic radio show, another day one languishes about it being too much community/politcally correct and wants to "change the system/fuck the system"...and now one is all sensitive to some tweaking. And these "ones" all a coming from one personage...Kid A. Ponderous. Sean never brought race into this thread...you did. He just posted one of many tweaks on one of many stereotypes. Get over yourself and go take a Mydol.  This message was edited by TheGooch on 7-11-01 @ 12:50 PM | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-11-2001 @ 1:00 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Interesting... | ||||
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