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| Psycho Bitch | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:21 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01  | This is my first time starting a thread ! So last night I had this really dumb argument with a guy I know. I'm sitting there thinking to myself "Why am I even explaining anything to this moron?" Then I wondered if it was the dumbest fight I ever had and I thought it may have been...I began thinking about all the dumb fights I have ever had with men....then I remembered this: Two weeks ago I met my ex whatever he was (we have been fighting since April, basically a friend I had hooked up with a few times) on the steps of the library so he could yell at me to my face instead of hiding behind his damn email account. Anyway we fought for a while (Well, HE fought, I laughed) then he told me I needed to move on with my life...umm okay, I thought I had but obviously I must be as crazy as he keeps saying I am. Anyway then he asks me if I have any pictures of him in my apartment (???) Well yes there is one. It's a picture of him and 3 of my other friends that was printed in the Daily News after the Yankees won the 2000 World Series. I had it laminated and framed, it hangs on my dining room wall. He told me to take it down. Umm why?? No, I'm not taking it down and who the Hell is this guy to tell me how to decorate my apartment??? So then he asks if there are anymore. Nope, there aren't but he won't believe me. So I told him to ask any one of his friends who have been to my apartment if they had seen any which he replies with the ever so mature response of "I'm sure none of MY friends (OUR friends) would be dumb enough to go to your apartment" So I named two. Well the look on his face was truly priceless lol I knew he was thinking I had sex with these guys (I didn't but letting him wonder was too much fun so I didn't say anything) After about a minute of complete speechlessness he says "Well I'm glad to hear you've moved on (??? Umm but didn't you just say....nevermind lol) and by the way that guy you met at Bar 9 (The person I am using for se....err I mean dating.....heh heh just kidding hun :p) never did thank me for that drink I bought him for talking to you all night" Ummm huh? At that point I just thought to myself what the Hell am I doing sitting here listening to the ramblings of a 25 year old acting like that 3 year old you see in the supermarket that has the temper tantrum at the checkout line because his mommy won't buy him the toy he wants and I walked away…. So I started this thread because I wanted to get some other stories. It seems sometimes like I am the only one who had these really stupid fights with men. I think it must be me :p Anyway whether you are a female or a male please post your dumbest fight stories here so I know I'm not alone!  Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :) ~~Psycho Bitch~~ "The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior over and over expecting different results" Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I can see the dumbest fight you ever had starting right about.........NOW! 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Be nice Sloats. | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | not a b/f-g/f fight, but i once had an argument w/ my dad when i was younger over what kind of cheez he put on my pasta. pretty dumb. [email protected] My unofficial adopted newbie: devil's a-hole, when he decides to post that is LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Yeah DZ, that is pretty dumb. But, I had a fight with my mom the other night about a glass of water. So I picked it up and smashed it over the bitch's head. That'll teach her to fuck with me. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | double This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-13-01 @ 11:34 AM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I am taking a class now on the Psychology of Gender. This class examines and tries to explain the differences in how men and women think, speak, and act. I've heard some pretty good stories in that class. This is one I described in class, and I actually found out the reasons behind it (other than the fact that my girlfriend at the time was a friggin moron) I was in the car with my girlfriend, and she asks "Are you hungry?". I had just eated a few hours before, so I wasn't, I said, "No, I'm fine." and kept on driving. She started to get mad--she does this thing where she scrunches up her face and gets real quiet when she's upset with something I did--and I have no idea why. About ten minutes of complete silence later, she says "You don't care abot how I feel, do you?!". I am floored, where the hell did this come from. Well, I asked her what she was talking about and she said that she was really hungry and wanted to stop for something to eat because she hadn't eaten anything all day, and that I didn't care about her because I should have known that's what she was getting at when she asked me if I was hungry earlier. Apparently that was her way of telling me she wanted to stop for food without actually telling me she wanted to stop. I could not see the logic in this at all, I told her how was I supposed to know what she was thinking and asked why she didn't just come out and say that she was hungry, it's not as if I would have said "No, we can't" I simply didn't know she wanted to stop. We fought about this for a good half an hour, over who was being nicer or who was being a fucking lunatic. Looking back on it now, it was the stupidest thing to get into an argument over...neither of us were really right or really wrong, we just convey our thoughts to each other in different ways. OK, this is the most I've typed in a long time, and my wrists are starting to hurt, so I'll stop it now  I can levitate birds. No one cares. | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | i'm hoping that's a joke maynard, but if it's not, well then i guess the bitch deserved it ;) [email protected] My unofficial adopted newbie: devil's a-hole, when he decides to post that is LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Hey Maynard, did you ever get into a fight and then double post about it?? Oh, I guess yes.. :) I remember fighting with my little brother about which toy was ours fro christmas because there were 2 wrapped differently but not labeled, and we knew they were ours, after about 10 minutes of this, we each picked one and they were the same.  | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Ever have an argument with someone and five minutes into it somone walks over and points out that your both saying the same exact thing, but in such completely different ways you only THINK your disagreeing? An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | lol now that's a funny story king. what were your parents saying? ah christmas, such a wonderful time of year. [email protected] My unofficial adopted newbie: devil's a-hole, when he decides to post that is LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | The Dumbest Fight I Ever Had...probably the ones I've lost ;) | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Not exactly but I have had the argument where I'm trying to explain to someone that we are arguing over the same exact thing but they just don't get it.... Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :) ~~Psycho Bitch~~ "The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior over and over expecting different results" Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p | ||||
| YerMomsBox
| posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Doc- maybe if she had prefaced her statements with the phrase "follow this logic", you would thus then have understood. Anyway, I dated this girl who was bi-polar and was on Zoloft (to keep her from killin' ya'll). She would argue about EVERYTHING! She hated this female friend of mine and if she saw a girl who reminded her of my friend, there would be an instant argument. My stupidest arguments probably took place with my younger brother. We used to fight over food all the time or fight about who was taking up too much space in our room. Those arguments usually turn into all-out street brawls. Josh  | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 12:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Silly Doc, aren't men supposed to know what we really mean is that we're hungry?? :p j/k Seriously though that class sounds awesome. I'd love to hear more about it. Email me when you get a chance. Or IM me :) Thanks Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :) ~~Psycho Bitch~~ "The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior over and over expecting different results" Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p | ||||
| whodawhatawhata | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 12:33 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | Dumbest fight, hmmm. I guess it was with my brother years ago. He was trying to teach me to swim. I wasn't too sure about his method. He said EVERYBODY learns by having someone else's foot stepping on their throat. Graduated by Just Jon | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 1:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:I guess the key word here is "tries". Mankind has been trying to figure this out since the begining of time. Dumbest argument was; which pistachio nuts were bigger,Iranian or Californian. Dumbest fight was with a guy who was about 6'8",290lbs. Sometimes you just gotta take your lumps.  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: DZ, they were sleeping, thats what made it stupid. They woke up shortly after and laughed at us. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: DZ, they were sleeping, thats what made it stupid. They woke up shortly after and laughed at us. | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | i once got thrown outta my house because me ad my sister were fighting ove what movie to watch, i wanted to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and my sister wanted to watch Dirty Dancing (DUMB FUCKING MOVIE) anyway, my pops overheard that, and, as always, sides with my sister, and threw me out for 2 days. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 5:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Unicron, did you crush any of their skulls, or did you make an exception for them? :-) | ||||
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