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posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
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I thought that was a cool topic, but the thread degenerated into a stupid fight. If anyone actually wants to post weird dreams come here. Arthur Dent and Doc Smith, rejoice.
Mine: I was young when I had this dream and nothing yet has beaten it...
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posted on 07-13-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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I don't usually remember my dreams but here's my most recent one from a couple of days ago which I remember. I'm walking in this building with 4 other people (2 guys, 2 girls I don't remember if they are people from my real life or not) and for we come to this room like a lobby of an office. There's this girl with reddish hair sitting on a couch with the camera. 1 guy and 1 girl start to do things for the camera and I tell the girl to photograph them but she ends up photographic me. Her name was Krista, she had a necklace with that name and no, I don't know anyone from Krista.

Then I'm out of that lobby, in another lobby and some guy comes out of an office in a pin stripe three piece suits and calls me into see him. He then tells me he neeeds to get something from a safe and oopens it and takes out a videotape. Two numbers of the safe combination was 56 and 26. We walk into the office, I sit in a chair, he sits in a chair lights a cigar, gives me one and then talks about setting me up with his sister. Then he puts on the tape which was a video of Arli$$ (and yes, I hate the show) and asks me if I like it. Then I wake up.

EDIT: I have to add that this was one of those dreams that you have when you accidentally fall asleep after you wake up but it was pretty long for such a dream.

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-13-01 @ 2:05 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
The strangest dream I've ever had I dreamt awhile ago, but it totally sticks in my mind...

I died (think I killed myself) but didn't realize it. I went to pick up my best friend to go to school (high school) and all my friends were over her house upset, I tried to talk to anyone but not a single person noticed I was there, and I just sat there begging someone to hear me (I actually woke up crying)...that's the most vivid...

Ever have one of those dreams that creep into reality? For some reason I was dreaming that I was doing huge jumps on a dirtbike up huge hills, one unrealistically high jump made me lose contact with the bike and I started falling 5 or 6 stories...I woke up on the floor next time my bed...That Hurt!!!

Other than that, I've had recurring dreams that I was being seduced by this lovely thing (and I definitely didn't want to wake up!):


Anyone analyze dreams?


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Aside from the fact that you have the hots for Jess Alba showing you have a good taste in women- nope, can't analyze dreams at all. If I did I would try and post an analysis of mine.

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney

Arpikarhu
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posted on 07-13-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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i had a dream about one of the ensemble girls at the show where i work. it wasnt sex. we were really in love and it was one of those dreams that seemed very real. for a week afterward i could barely talk to her at work.

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Snoteater
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I've died three times in my dreams. Shot in a old western style dual with machine guns, Shot in another, bleed to death after a glass fight (much like a knife fight, but with glass.)

Virgin my ass, That girls seen more Pole than an Elevator shaft!

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Well I might as well repost mine.

quote:

Running from the cops after having sex with a Prostitute while running from an insane lady who was trying to sell me a balloon for $10.




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posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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quote:

Virgin my ass, That girls seen more Pole than an Elevator shaft!



this makes no sense. are there poles in elevator shafts? mixed metaphor.
dont mean to be picky, but this one bothered me

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Snoteater
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
the pole is the thing on the bottom of the Elevator that pushes it up and goes down much like a C.

Virgin my ass, That girls seen more Pole than an Elevator shaft!

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posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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quote:

are there poles in elevator shafts

Yes actually, most elevators (those that service fewer than about 10 floors) are hydraulic, not cable. The car sits on top of a large metal shaft (sort of a pole, but way bigger)

As for my dreams, my wierdest one is by far the one I posted in the thread which died:
swimming in my underwear in a bowl of alphabet soup

I think it means I need help

If I fall asleep in front of the TV, I have wierd dreams about whatever is playing on television while I'm asleep, so that doesn't count as wierd dreams since I know what caused them. But still something has to be said about dreaming you are Ralph Kramdon all night long.


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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
learn something new everyday. i thought they all ran primarily off the counterweight system.
oh well, still not a great metaphor.
i would say she has seen more poles than a nazi labor camp, or she has seen more poles than jeff gordon.

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