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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Conspiracy theories you've come up with. | ||||
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| tankGrrl24 | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:18 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | I was sitting here and was thinking about a conspiracy theory I came up with baked once because the exterminator was in the complex I live in. OK Here Goes: I believe that the Raid corporation is run by nothing more than a giant cockroach, Ever notice how caustic and toxic that crap is? And yet the roaches never die? SO I say this, within the next 15 years it'll be like deet. Within 20- The stuff will wipe us out of existance and roaches will be the size of dogs, within 100,they'll be the size of us. Ever notice how they promise that roaches will be the only thing surviving after a nuclear blast? How would they know that unless the scientists are working for the roaches? Ponderous, SO what's your Conspiracy Theory? | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I've actually come up with conspiracy theories that I don't necessarily believe but I have thought up so there is that part of me that probably believes it. I've already told one such "insane" conspriacy here involving Tim McVeigh and how his death is somehow linked to an old prophecy that will bring about the end of the world. How when his heart stops, proverbal wheels will start turning in motion to bring about the four horsemen and the "lost" FBI files was just to try to prevent annihilation. As far as conspiracy theories go there is, of course the big one which is the Kennedy assassination and yes I am quite learned on that subject. Do I believe it was a lone gunmen? No way in hell, I think it was the people behind the CIA and government and definitely linked to the deaths of his brother Bobby, Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X(sorry KA). More recent political theories of mine involve the Bush V Gore 2000 presidential election being the result of a bar bet between high high officials between the party as a sort of test of the American public. Jimmy Jeffords switching party was because the Democrats had certain "damaging" information/pictures to his person and blackmailed him into becomign Democrat. As for Gary Condit, Chandra Levy is either alive and ran away to fuck him over the same way he fucked her over (she was obviously thinking of leaving) or she has a threat put on her from the Republicans who, since they lost their boy Jeffers, needs a Democrat to pick on. And there is a chance that everyone in government or the mlitary have tracer chips in them. As I said I don't necessarily believe it but I have thought it up. And Bush wants is hoping to God that China or Russia does attack us because America hasn't had an enemy since Communism and the cigarette companeis aren't working the way they're hoping. He wants a war, he wants an enemy and he'll do everything in his power to make sure they throw the first punch. Reality Television is just a way to see how many people are willing to be filmed and put on TV without fighting about it so the government can monitor us better. And I am also willing to believe in supernatural, paranormal forces aside from aliens as well. I'm not saying that someone can say that vampires do exist and I'll believe it but it's not like I won't automatically discount it. I've thought a couple more and if I remember them I'll post them. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | My conspiracy theory - conspiracy theories are intentional misinformation intended to destabilize a fraction of society to facilitate the eventual revelation that we are being invaded by aliens in the form of prop comics. What else explains Carrot Top in a national ad?  AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | hey Ikeaboy...are you ever going to do another column for us or what? My theories: Symantec and McAfee commision hackers to come up with viruses and provide THEM with the cures, to keep them in business. Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A) Visit FoundryMusic & Chat  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I'm actually working on one right now Jeff. It should be done by the end of the weekend. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| tankGrrl24 | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey Ikea, Actually there is a theory regarding the Kennedy assasination, Suposedly The government will release the information regarding what really happened. I have heard that every single blood relative of his must be dead for at least 25 years because of the cover up? Who knows, kind of makes sense considering they are all dropping like flies anyways, another conspiracy that they're being knocked off, possible? Yes | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | All the additives in food were invented by foreign scientists to make us fat and lazy, so they can take over. All sit-coms were created so that when the transmission reaches alien civilizations, they'll think we're too stupid to be a threat. And my personal favorite: The earth is really a giant computer created to find the Ultimate Question.  An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Certain school activities are used as market research for large corporations.(Might be true) Bill & Hillary Clinton broke out the Monica scandal to cover up an even more devasting one. We are being held up on a close eye by the government a la 1984.(very true) Cures for diseases are being held by pharmaceutical companies since treatment is more profitable. P.S-IkeaBoy there is no way that there was a lone gunman in the Kennedy Assassination. It was rumored that Robert and John Kennedy gave nuclear secrets to Marilyn Monroe. To get rid of this situation the CIA eliminated all of them.  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought Syndicate into the International | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Oh there is no way in hell that this one isn't true. I also think that the government runs tests on both civilians and soldiers without telling them. Going back in history as far as Conspiracy Theories go I contend that the government itself caused the explosition of the ship the Maine in order to get us into war. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have many theories of my own. Here are some for you: The Japanese are known for making the "best" homemade appliances and gadgets. America barely makes anything anymore. In my opinion, the Japanese are trying to take control of America. I think that the Japanese have been plotting their revenge against us for that little Hiroshima incident. They have been faking a relationship with us for a while. Anyway, I have a theory that all of the Japanese televisions have a little virus chip in them. The Japanese know that Americans watch too much tv. So, when they are ready, they will push a button and toxic gas will come through the television and either kill all of us, or turn us into zombies and make us follow their orders. One more realistic theory: Weathermen control more than u think. I believe that the whole industry of weather works with the FBI and NASA (which are the same thing), which in turn work for all of the media outlets. How many times have you heard that there was going to be a huge snowstorm or a huge lightning storm, and you hear the weathermen/newspeople telling you to stock up with stuff that will last you a week. It is all a ploy. Moron people think that something is coming, so they rush to the stores and buy everything in sight. Then you feel stupid, but then you feel like, next time i can use this stuff. Then, all of a sudden, a couple weeks later, there is always a big storm that comes outta nowhere. Then, more people go to the stores to get supplies cause they really need help. One problem, prices just happen to be up and supplies just happen to be limited. After that fiasco, the weathermen will warn you 1 more time. Since a storm already happened, youre like Holy Shit, so they make you go out and buy more food and shit. And of course it doesnt happen. But, all those media people still get paid. And do you ever notice that weathermen stay in the same position forever. Ive known Sam Champion and Al Roker, and thats it. You know why?? Because they are guinea pigs for the FBI, and they cant get out. I dont know if any of this is even coherent, it is tough to explain over the internet. I tried my best. "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour - his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out, in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." -Vince Lombardi This message was edited by Cluster F on 7-21-01 @ 1:28 AM | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | That pharmaceutical one is definitely true. Another conspiracy theory is that the government was doing testing with diseases on monkeys and the monkey escaped and caused HIV to become an epidemic. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought Syndicate into the International | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:And Epilogue: Now it hosts a show on 'NEW 6:00 am Sunday mornings. Another obvious one is that if you're in the military or work in a government building every email you receive, every instant message you type are analyzed and kept in a huge database. Also the people who run the corporations are closer to the people who run the country than people in Congress. But I also have a theory about the Japanese trying to control us. They have young kids with Pokemon, older kids/young adults with things like Dragon Ball Z and anime (nothing against anime because anime is cool), corporations and adults because they make good products and a lot of it happened all of a sudden at the same time. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-21-01 @ 1:40 AM | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 2:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Jeff, I actually used to work for Symantec. Keep that shit quiet, man. Their hitmen are GOOD.  Me droogies: None. Syndra has graduated and will one day take on droogs of her own. Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 9:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Trust me, you all give the Federal Government wayyyyyy too much credit. The FBI can't even keep track of it's firearms and computers, how are they going to keep track of your porno rentals? Oops, gotta go, a big black sedan is pulling up in front of the hou......... AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 9:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Donny, donny, donny I don't think anyone here has said "federal government." When we talk government, we are really talking about the people behind the government. People who are the ones trying to silence others, people like the CIA, etc.. The FBI does nothing, Congress does less, people like Eisner and Gates are more important than people like Condit or Leiberman. The people who we are referring to (I believe) have no official title, have no official names and you'll never hear them or see them mentioned at press conferences. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 10:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | The CIA, and the NSA, and the NRO - all tasked with OVERSEAS collection. And they get burned on that all the time-not hard to figure out when the guy assigned to an embassy as a visa clerk spends most of his nights talking to soldiers or foreign government officials. NSA and NRO-if you make phone calls overseas, maybe they have you on file somewhere. But by the time they crunch all the data, unless you are of SIGNIFICANT interest, they will not ever revisit you again. Relax, the only people interested in your postings may be Ikea for trademark infringement. And the Congress can barely run the country as it is, do you really think there is some "shadow government" of big business controlling your lives? The only thing business is running is business - and yes, money does move things in Washington. It always has, and it always will, even if my boy McCain gets his little bill passed. Most conspiracy theories are as valid as the things mentioned in the "What I learned at the movies" thread. The Kennedy Assasination-Okay, I'll go along with that one, but look at how BAD the coverup was! THAT's why conspiracies regarding the NWO and all that shadow government crap don't work. We can't keep secrets even when we hold all the fucking cards! AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 10:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Actually the FBI harasses political parties that are not mainstream. Recent case involving the Socialist Workers Party where they harassed members. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought Syndicate into the International | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 10:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I didn't know Robert Torricelli was a commie! AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 10:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Don't get me started on that douche. We went to meet that asshole in washington and I was ready to ask him about his little scandal and all my teachers didn't want me to say anything to him because they all know that i'd by the guy. So this douchebag doesnt even take questions and just wants to take a picture for us so they can put it in the newspaper and he can look good. But that's what most senator a-holes do. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought Syndicate into the International | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 10:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | There are unseen forces behind this message board that, through subliminal means, make people log on during work hours. This causes people to slack at work, and be non-productive. This results in a down turn in the companies involved, thus then, the country. This make a great buying opportunity for the 13 people that really run the country. | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 10:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Buy me a drink (when you're legal) and I'll tell you all about Robbie and his friends - or just keep reading the papers, the FBIs leak like a beer drinker with a bladder infection. Oh, and Painter may be on to something.... AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Painter definitely is high. It's 12 people not 13 you pothead. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought Syndicate into the International | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:I'm not saying big business is that government that controls our lives, they do perfectly fine on their own. Big Business controls the media because big busienss IS the media and we get all our information via ... THE MEDIA. Why is it so hard to believe that there are smarter people who work behind Congress so while Congress puts on a dog and pony show they control what really happens? Dent's going to know where i'm coming from with this- The elected officials are just there to distract people from what's really going on. And in all honesty I'd prefer people I don't know ruling the country than the fools sitting in the Capitol. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-22-01 @ 3:56 AM | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Yes there is. It's called the WTO. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought Syndicate into the International | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 07-22-2001 @ 6:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:There's one more person that the 12 don't even know about. | ||||
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