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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What happened to Happy Viruses?
Arthur Dent
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Anybody remember when early computer viruses were harmless pranks? You'd start up your computer and it would play "The William Tell Overture" constantly, or a happy face would bounce all over the screen, or it would change your wallpaper to a different picture. But when you re-booted your PC or hit a certain key, the virus would delete itself and no harm done.

Now we get "Code Red", and worms, and all this other crap.

So, if you had the talent to design a HARMLESS virus, what would you have it do?


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This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 7-30-01 @ 1:56 PM
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Get it to fix your signature to fix your sig pic.

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WoundedAngel
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posted on 07-30-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I'd have a Sesame Virus in which the Sesame Street theme would play over and over, and there would be an animated gif of all the charcaters dancing across your screen.


Black Lazerus
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
or i used to love the one with the ambulance that would cross your screen every so often.

"He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot will be victorious.
He who understands how to fight in accordance with the strength of antagonistic forces will be victorious.
He whose ranks are united in purpose will be victorious.
He who is well prepared and lies in wait for an enemy who is not well prepared will be victorious. "!!


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Doc Smith
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posted on 07-30-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I would make one that would put a big message on your screen that says But computers are supposed to make your job easier every time you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del

---Edit---
I'd also like to make one that serves as a moral conscience. Every time you look at a website that has the words "asian" "sucking" "nude" "barely legal" or "Amsterdam" it would play a sound clip that says "Shame shame shame, spanky"


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No one cares.


This message was edited by Doc Smith on 7-30-01 @ 2:26 PM
Tequila
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posted on 07-30-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'd also like to make one that serves as a moral conscience. Every time you look at a website that has the words "asian" "sucking" "nude" "barely legal" or "Amsterdam" it would play a sound clip that says "Shame shame shame, spanky"


I would have to shut off my speakers


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WoundedAngel
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posted on 07-30-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I'd be safe! My search words are "lesbian", "breasts", "amateur" and "voyeur". ;)





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