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njstrawberry
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Okay, going by the old school rules, what would be your porn star name when using:

The name of your first pet as your first name
and
The first street you lived on as your last name

Mine would be: Maxie Sherman

and yours?

**credit**Thanks NJPanther for the idea**credit**



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Ahlexus
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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I'd be turning tricks as Sparky Lotus ;-)


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what's a status? 		posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Smokey Tammy

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I Love Anthony Zinni 		posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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Major Woodshore

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jewdown
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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Digger Lawrence



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Lord Duvious
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Crap...I can't remember the first street I lived on. I moved 12 times. Oh well, I like this.

Sonny Burnside


Who says white boys have no flava? I taste like chicken
StayOutDaBushes
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Id have the very cool porn name of Goofy Padegat.



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Arthur Dent
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
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I've never had a pet and I've always lived on numbered streets. :(

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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Mocha Walnut

(With a name like that...I'd have to do geeeeaaay porn.)
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GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist		posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Well this is kind of a lame name:
Samson Wildwood



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SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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Samson 21st Street?

WTF? Can I be Jim Hunglow instead?


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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Aldo Fernwood....



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Wendy
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Can I do my middle name and street I grew up on?

My first pet's name was Barney. (I kid you not)



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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Silver Lyons


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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quote:
Mocha Walnut

Not Gay porn Barry, just black porn.

My name would be....I can see it in lights now....

Buster Seafoam


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Rone
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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freddy spring



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lyneday
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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ginger barrister

and if i used the second pet and second
house
sam bryant



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Black Lazerus
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Lazerus Long



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He who understands how to fight in accordance with the strength of antagonistic forces will be victorious.
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He who is well prepared and lies in wait for an enemy who is not well prepared will be victorious. "!!


6:00am another chick in the house,
6:15 another chick kicked her out ,
Spent one minute trying to dig her out,
the other 14 tried put it in her mouth.



This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-31-01 @ 1:37 PM
McBourbon
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I'd be humping the big titty blondes as TRIPOD RICHMOND! Great name for a male pornstar, huh? Thanks to my dead cat Tripod for giving up her name to make me a star!



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Metalfan
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Banjo Dennis

With a porn name like that....I'll be manning the camera, not in front of it...LOL

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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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jo fairwiew


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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quote:
Lazerus Long

I thought it was Bid Dick Blaq?

quote:
TRIPOD RICHMOND

You named your 3 legged cat Tripod? You sick twisted bastard. LMGDAO!


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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quote:
Lazerus Long

Insert Joke Here


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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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