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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Dr. Gonzo's Sick Story Series: Why Gonzo Hates Living With His Mother, She Is Always Fuckin Shit Up. | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:37 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Dr. Gonzo's Sick Sex Story Vol.32 I'm such a horny fucking bastard that I spend each waking moment trying to figure out ways to get my cream withdrawn. Problem is...I keep getting caught by my mother who is such a sloppy pig she doesn't have the balls to say shit. Although she looks like she should have balls. I swear that wilde beasts cock is bigger than mine. But unfortunatly i have to live with the bitch, and she is always fucking shit up for me. First, she catches me in my car with my tongue one inch deep in a hooker's asshole...smile! Next, when she's supposedly shopping, she comes home and finds me in the basement with slash and kingpin... slash has his huge rod deep in my asshole and kingpin had just shot his load all over my face...smile for the camera! Last (and maybe finally), she catches me in the woods behind our house sweating and out-of-breath as I'm power-ramming our poodles Sweet Cheeks. I gotta admit that dog was the sweetest piece of ass i have had in a while. Guess I'll have to find better places to ride...or go back to banging that smelly bison who is my mother if you can call her that. I also have these little scabies keep engulfing my side of our body. I have a bowel control problem, and she complains about me shitting all over the bed (yes i sleep with my mom and no we don't have sex... well not much i throw the bison a fuckin once in a while). To make matters worse my arm goes to sleep at night cause i like to put it up my ass at night. and whenever the warts on my cock itch she has to scratch it for me....and wipe the puss off my balls. We had been living on the streets until this year, when we got a crap hole apartment that is infested with rats and cockroaches. My moms leg is paralyzed and when the roaches crawl on her, they get on me, and I can't smack them off!! I am fat, ugly, deformed and look like a turtle. I get harassed day in and day out by a group of people who dedicated their life to making the less fortunate miserable. Everyday I question my sexuality because I was constantly sexually abused by my father and sometimes I got aroused from it. I devolved this rash around my penis because I don't change my underwear or shower. I'm 22 and already getting gray hair. I mass produce dildos by pissing in condoms and freezing them for later. One of them broke in my ass and leaked allover while my mom videotaped it and whipped out her "he-cock." I'm a right miserable bastard. when the kids in my park play soccer and the ball goes into my garden I puncture it in front of them. I don't care if they cry, I hate them. I dress up as a woman, I love wearing tights and sticking my finger up my ass. Some day I want to buy a huge black dildo to stick up my ass. I want to walk around with a dildo in my ass. My life is so shit. i never leave my apartment, I want a woman to beat me up, I want a woman to fuck me up my ass with my big black dildo. Ye are all a bunch of ppity seeking pricks, kill yourselves My asshole is corroding from all the butt-fucks I've had by my hermaphrodite mother and the family chimpanzee. She locks me in a closet with it at night and hourly makes me masturbate, which really hurts because of all my hair and stds. My mouth is surrounded by canker sores and my neck has stretch marks on it because of constantly trying to give myself a blowjob. I kinda like it though. Alas this is my life and it could be worse i guess i dunno, I think i'll go play "dress up" with some eggplants. I will explain that fetish next time the only thing i enjoy in life is having oatmeal with my "family". Cause my mom is always fucking shit up.   If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 8-2-01 @ 11:54 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Aww Gonzo....you turned my frown upside down! And you gave me a raging erection! Thanks! Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence. | ||||
| FoundryMusicDoug | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | EEEEWWWWW FUCKING EEEEEEWWWWWWW "Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)  This message was edited by FoundryMusicDoug on 8-2-01 @ 11:42 PM | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | And you wonder why you will never go near my kids AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:43 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: ::::bows:::: If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse. Apparently I was wrong. Good job bro, made me laugh my ass off. Keep em coming. :) Check out my band at: Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- My adopted newbies are sweetasacherry and F the S out of her A E-Mail Me | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | classic gonzo, but one thing was wrongquote:WHY THE HELL NOT, dr. gonzo? last time, the insects got me, but  This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 8-2-01 @ 11:48 PM | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I always tell myself not to open Dr. Gonzo threads, yet I am always compelled to open them anyway, and once again I should have trusted my instincts...lol ::shudders:: CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| Rone | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | lmmfao. sick and twisted as usual. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: if you woulda read the whole sentance. quote: If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Wow. I don't know what to say. Have any apprenticeships?  "The hardest thing in life is living it." | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 12:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Finally!!! Old School (Skool) Gonzo back and just as morally and mentally deranged as ever! Its about God-damn time! Thanks again for the help earlier today too!quote: This qualifies as line of the day!!!! Bra-vo!  Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. | ||||
| Lord Duvious | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 12:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Is that what passes for entertainment around here? COOL  Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy Now I have my wings | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 1:12 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: yes my pain passes off as entertaiment for others If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| StayOutDaBushes | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 1:26 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Gonz cuts no corners and doesnt back down, from sex with guys to taking splooge on the chin and even fucking his own mother, gonz will go where everyone else doesnt dare to go. Congrats Gonz...truly a masterpiece. | ||||
| Kim | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 7:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I second that! :)  The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation." "Nunc scio quit sit amor." "The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." -Victor Hugo | ||||
| whichwaymediumorrare | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 7:52 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | wow that was really cool.there should be a weekly reader.this should be in penthouse forum.nice work.bravo GRADUATED FROM THE HEADHUNTING SCHOOL OF FILZY | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Wow, from tragedy to comedy, or maybe its the other way around. Very nice, I feel your pain. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Sorry GS, but i couldn't get past the 3rd paragraph. I was feeling pretty sick when I came to work this morning and this shit just put me over. Thanx. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 9:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Gonzo - is your mom available this saturday? I need a date. Can I call her? ::bows to gonzo for hitting an all time high...I mean low in his posts.....::  Into each person's life a little pain must fall. I'm just here to administer it. | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 9:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I bow before the master. Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance . | ||||
| OzzLord99 | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 10:15 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Well THANK YOU VERY MUCH! NOW I HAVE THIS HUGE RAGING BONER AND I CAN'T FIND MY DOG. I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO JACK OFF INTO THE COFFEE POT AGAIN.  I'm the sweetheart, that's the A-hole over there!!! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 2:52 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Will you be ok for the game next week though? Tell Dr. Gonzo where it hurts GW i will ease your pain i will make you feel allright... oohh wait that's dr. feelgood, lol oh whatever it takes man. quote: Do you really f=tard? then you is one fucked up motherfucker man. quote: No but since i get to fuck your retarted sister on sunday we can trade, i'll drop her off. quote: good work young one, lol If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | I'm Speechless. | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 3:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Gonzo..have i told you lately that i love you? LOL...nice job kitten ;) | ||||
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