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| Wendy | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:14 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00  | Why do we say some thing is out of whack? What's a whack? (lol) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Why do people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older? Are they cramming for their final exam? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? You never really learn to swear well until you learn to drive. No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning  [email protected] | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | i love it when people post their e-mail Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | This belongs in the email forum - Strike 1 Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild Sweet Mother Mary, so many say they've seen you But if I'm shown, I promise I'll lie Cause most things are meaningless, the more you get to know them Down here love is the only gun I trust
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| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Thanks for the post George Carlin. It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...  | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | that is a wacky zany list that the z-morning zoo would do. "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Humpty Dumpty was pushed! A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from? BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV. | ||||
| McBourbon | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Was it George Carlin or Steven Wright that did this stuff? Either way, I'm with Slash. Take it to the E-mail Forum. An equal opportunity pisser-offer. "I'll look for you in the 'NO FUCKING' section..." -- Stiffler Newest member of Grumpy's Demented Family | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | McBourbon, I gather thats where you post your better posts? Arthur, is Humpty still whinning that OJ did it?  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Nah, it was building security. You know how they don't like people sitting on the walls at lunch time. They decided to make an example of Eggboy. The good news is the ground was so hot, he immediately started to fry and fed three homeless families. A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from? BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: damn i didnt know cheese talked there should be a forwarded e-mail forum...ill be the mod WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------  Life Sucks, Then You Die "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" I love Danilo! Dont hate me because I'm different... Hate me because I like to piss people like you off "I dont know anything about computers, I thought a download is when you cum on your foot"-Vos Longest "Regular" Standing Member ((it kinda made sense in my head)) | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 4:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Amy shhhhh, your going to roooooon it. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Humpty was a fag. I never liked him. I pushed him, okay? The fat assed wobbly freak. Damn weeble! "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down". They do if you kick'em in the ass hard enough. Feggit!  Don't try this at home kids. Latest member to join my demented family: McBourbon. Be nice or answer to me! And if he screws up let me know at [email protected] | ||||
| McBourbon | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 4:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | ::sniff, sniffle, sniff:: I don't get any e-mail, o&aswallow, that I could post. ::sniff, sniffle, sniff:: An equal opportunity pisser-offer. "I'll look for you in the 'NO FUCKING' section..." -- Stiffler Newest member of Grumpy's Demented Family | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 7:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Alright, i got this email today and i MUST post it. Straight from Ms. "Im a phoney fucking physic scam whore bitch douchbag" Cleo herself. I edited out my name so those who are building a shrine to me have to work a little harder to finish it. Dear &#^O$#(*, We must speak with you. I don’t usually take the time out to write a personal note, *%$^(, but your name was provided by someone you had recently spoken to. We believe your vibrations to be so strong that I’ve endorsed a free Tarot reading with one of our elite psychics! It’s urgent, however, that you call immediately—I can only reserve this number for a limited time. Call toll-free 1-800-***-****, now! ^%*&*&*, we sensed that your connection is likely to be unusually strong, especially in the very near future. It is vital that you call us right away to optimize the results of your reading. There’s not much time! Call toll-free 1-800-***-**** as soon as you receive this letter! With love and prayers, Miss Cleo P.S. Please do not share this number with anyone—it is meant only for you, %^&$^%^$. However, you must call soon—we can only reserve this number for a short time. Call toll-free 1-800-***-**** right now! Must be 18+. For entertainment purposes only. HOLY SHIT ! It's from Ms. Cleo so it MUST be true! OMG OMG OMG OMG I'm like so fucking dead! In fact, Im dead right now! Im posting from beyond the grave!! So she was right!! Listen to her, she knows what she is talking about!! It's too late for me, SAVE YOURSELF !!!!!  Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence. This message was edited by Sephiroth on 8-10-01 @ 7:29 PM | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 08-11-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey, how come you get personalized Miss Cleo notes? No fair! | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 08-11-2001 @ 3:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Seph, I got the same Miss Cleo shit. If she is so psychic, she sould have known I wasn't going to call her back, and never written in the first place. | ||||
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