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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Time for some more jokes...... | ||||
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| tfec173 Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:12 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | Why don't you see any spics on star trek? Because they ain't gonna work in the 24th century either!!!! DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE BOARD!!!! LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| James T. Kirk | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 |  You ain't kiddin'.I had one down in the engine room and I found him sleepin' in the dithium crystal room.Bunch of slackers! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:20 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father."  Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| tfec173 Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | What do you call a black brain surgeon? Nigger DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE BOARD!!!! LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:26 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | A guy and his nephew are walking down the street. They come across two dogs that are fucking... The Nephew: "Hey Uncle, what are those dogs doin?" The Uncle: "Well... the one on top hurt his leg, and the other one is helping him home." The Nephew: "Ain't that just like a friend? You try to help them out, and they FUCK you every time."
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| hellspawn warrior G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Brinstar Invasion Team | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | A hippie couple takes their son with them to a nude beach, and the father takes the son down to the water. The son comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobs a lot bigger than yours." She says, "Well, the bigger their boobs are, the dumber they are." He goes back down to the water, and in a few minutes he comes running back and says, "I saw men with wieners a lot bigger than Daddy's." She says, "Well, the bigger their penises are, the dumber they are." He goes back down to the water, and in a few minutes he comes running back and says, "I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest woman I ever saw, and the more they talked, the stupider he got."  | ||||
| white shorts | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | how many niggers does it take to clean a bathroom? none, thats the puerto rican's job.  | ||||
| tfec173 Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Fuck no wonder there ain't no clean bathrooms!!! What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four;)  DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE BOARD!!!!LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:41 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | is this a joke or racism thread ding ding ding anyway A girl asks her mommy "Hey mom what we're you and dad doing in the bedroom last night?" The mom replies we were baking a cake sweetie. What about in the bathroom mommy? Mom says "baking a cake sweetie" So the girl says "I bet you were making a cake on the couch also" Mom says "how did you know sweetie?" "Mom i know cause i like the frosting off the cushion" Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| white shorts | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | how do you starve a black man? put his food stamps under his work boots. (DING DING DING) This message was edited by white shorts on 3-4-01 @ 12:58 AM | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How do you hide money from a hippee? Put it under the soap.  To look at my photo albums Visit this Website E-Mail Me here or E-Mail Me here Professional Slacker | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 1:48 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | What's the difference between a porch-monkey and a yard-ape? Chain length  Adopted by Fez I need a napskee | ||||
| SpiderBob | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 8:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | There is a guy sitting on a beach, sunbathing in the nude, and as this 7 year old come up to him he covers his junk with a newspaper. She Asks "What under that paper mister' Guy "Just a bird" The girl then walks on, and then the guy fell asleep. The next thing he knew, he was in the ER and was asked by the cops what happened. "Well there was this young girl who walked on by and then I fell asleep, and now I'm here." Well the cops found the girl and asked her what happened. "Well officers, I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I cracked its eggs, broke its neck, and lit its nest on fire." Rangers Suck!  | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 8:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | this guy, named jimmy, was walking down the street, and this other guy, they never met before, said "HEY JIMMY!" LOL! HE NVER MET HIM AND HE ALREADY KNEW HIS NAME?! WTF?! wow., hilarity  Burn Down The Factory! | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | The New Jersey Nets. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 9:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How do you get a retarted girl pregnant? --Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest.. Burn Down The Factory! | ||||
| SFShield | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | DING! DING! DING! | ||||
| SpiderBob | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Swallow if you want to play like that, then New York Rangers. Rangers Suck! | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:16 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 >years of > >his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a >house and > >tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He >tied > the > >man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He >got on > >the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her >neck. > >Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the > > > husband made his way across the room to his bride, his >chair in tow, and > >whispered, > > > >"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing >on your > >neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything >he wants. > >If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend >you > >like > >it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives >depend on > >it! Be strong and I love you. > > > >After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: > > > >"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't >seen a > >woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering >in my > >ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the > > >Vaseline > >in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."  | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 12:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | God Damn TFEC, are you gonna steal all my jokes;) A white man, an indian, and a black man were sitting around talking one day. The indian declared, "We were once many but now we are few!". The black man said proudly, "We were once few but now we are many!!" The white man laughed and replied, "That's cause we haven't played cowboys and niggers yet!!  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | The devil walks into a crowded church. Everybody sees him and runs out screaming except for one old man in the front. The devil approaches him and asks "aren't you afraid of me?". The old man replies "Nope, notta bit". "Do you know who I am?", the old man says "yep, you da devil. Lucifer himself". "Do you know what I can do to you?", he says "yeppers, a world of pain" "Do you realize that I can condemn you to bowels of hell and torture you for eternity?" the old man says "Yep, know that one too" "and you're not afraid of me", the old geezer says "Nope, not a bit" The devil asks "Why aren't you afraid of me?" and the old man replies "Cuz I've been married to your sister for 43 years."  Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 6:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?," demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."  | ||||
| tfec173 Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 8:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Son: Daddy, daddy what does a vagina look like? Daddy: Well son, before sex it looks like a beautiful rose.. Son: and after sex? Daddy: Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonase? DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE BOARD!!!!LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| tfec173 Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 8:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | How do you get a bunch of nigglets to stop jumping on the bed? Velcro the ceiling!! DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE BOARD!!!!LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| tfec173 Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None.....he fell!! FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
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