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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
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I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.








This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 2-19-02 @ 2:17 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I want to play too...

O



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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OAAWITE
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You know, this was an interesting idea, but wouldn't a paddle at either side of the board, really bring it home?

You were so close, it surprising that you couldn't see the obvious need for paddles!

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or
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Confirmed kills: FoundryMusicJeff

This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-8-02 @ 7:19 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 2-19-02 @ 1:58 PM
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
forget i posted...it didnt work

This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 2-19-02 @ 2:01 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
[make my text do cool things like free float, and explode and shoot fireballs out of the screen. And make it really big and bold too]

Puny mortals with your stupid little html tags, look at what MINE can do!

[/make my text do cool things like free float and explode and shoot fireballs out of the screen. And make it really big and bold too]

**edit neither did mine fbd


Confirmed kills: FoundryMusicJeff



This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-8-02 @ 7:19 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
(If this pic doesn't show up, it's Alkey's head bouncing back and forth... fuckin' host site... !@#$%)





"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é

This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 2-20-02 @ 2:27 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
SIG HOSTAGE!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
SIG HOSTAGE #2! WHITE OPRESSOR!

Edit* Apparently, #2 is a sneaky one...


















This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 2-19-02 @ 2:33 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Ants wins.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Pong! aka Alkey's latest attempt at trying to be funny or original


No, no, no. I was trying to be funny AND original. Stop bitching and watch the floating boobies.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
OAAWITE
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Alkey's hotlinking from a site that is not his own. Didn't Cranky Ass get banned for that?


Confirmed kills: FoundryMusicJeff

This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-8-02 @ 7:20 PM
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02




"Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool
The Rules of Being Steve: 1) Be Desireless 2) Be Excellent 3) Be Gone - The Tao of Steve
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
Alkey's hotlinking from a site that is not his own. Didn't Cranky Ass get banned for that?



Look at oa winging shots in alkey's direction looking for that second confirmed kill, thus proving once again, once it's in the blood, its hard to get rid of



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah		posted on 03-08-2002 @ 6:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
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I wanted to give it a try.



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All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
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yup, that's almost pong.


>) >) >) >) >) >) >)
We'll all look the same someday
And even now the robot starts to think
I wonder what it dreams
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
seeing Alkeys head bounce from side to side....CLASSIC....INSTANT CLASSIC!!!!

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
My turn. It'll look better, if you put your moniter on it's side.

---.---



:rolleyes:


LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Oooohh ooooh...can I play, too? Please? Please?
Huh? Pretty please with sugar on top? :)





This message was edited by LunaBabe on 3-9-02 @ 10:31 AM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
|·|

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Ftl, thats just hypnotizing.




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You rock!!!11!!

:rolleyes:


diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
butter


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
ftl wins


>) >) >) >) >) >) >)
We'll all look the same someday
And even now the robot starts to think
I wonder what it dreams



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