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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: WWF Blackout match at Summerslam | ||||
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| EvilGoofster | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 4:02 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01  | Well folks, another Summerslam has come and gone. And while to the delight of the millions (and millions) of fans who welcomed the Rock back to pay per view with open arms, it wasn't the greatest match of the night. It turns out the best match of the night wasn't even aired. But don't fret there, ole Goofy C JR has you covered. It was a tag-team match pitting a legend of the WWF Cowboy Bob Orton along with Rob Van Dam's younger brother Job Van Dam, against the GWO (Goofsters World Order) comprised of it's only two members Vincent and Goofy Chris (AKA Goofpac), in a career change match. Stipulations were that if the GWO won the match, Orton And JVD would quit the WWF and join the GWO. If the GWO lost, well, they would have to get jobs, with an added bonus of Goofy Chris's job being handpick by JVD. The action was fierce and furious throughtout the whole match (with the exception of the Goofster crying like a little girl every minute not wanting to get in the ring and face employment). It looked like the end when the goofster hit JVD with a chair behind the ref's back and slapped on his finishing move "the nervous giggle", when out of the locker room appeared Bill Alfonso, who blew his famous whistle into Goofster's ear, allowing JVD to slap on his finishing move "the job application", making the king of duck feeding tap out. The San Jose arena gave a standing ovation which lasted 10 mins for Cowboy Bob Orton, who announced his retirement shortly after the match. "My work is done, it's time to ride off into the sunset. And besides, the chants of "Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy" were starting to grate on my nerves! Vincent also departed the GWO, and the WWF saying "maybe Ted Dibiase could use an alter boy." Fans were then treated to seeing goofster start his new job on the tv montiors. And what is his new job you ask? Why, something that fits his oh so many talents....jizz mopper for "Spankland", one of hollywoods seedest porno shops. Fans laughed and cried as goofster was handed a bottle of windex and a bounty towel and was told "get to work big shot, this is how Opie and Anthony started", by the owner miguel. Everyone might have smelt what the Rock was cooking, but everyone laughed the hardest as you saw what the Goofster was mopping. The moral of the story??? Don't be a goofster!!! Get a job!!!! | ||||
| ButchDoink | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | AMEN TO THAT, MY BROTHER! I sure hope that yer workin' for a livin', instead of always invitin' yerself someplace where you are only just barely tolerated anyway! Now get to work, or else my cousin Rocco Doink is gonna come and beat ya down with his giant inflatable coin! | ||||
| Heartbreak F'n Kid | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 4:27 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | You two are the same person. And you still can't make sense. "You ask your momma if Shawn is gay" | ||||
| EvilGoofster | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 4:46 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | The Heartbreak Kid? You gay or something? Get a job! Bang!!!! It's me It's me It's Goof-E-C | ||||
| ButchDoink | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | hey Heartbreak Kid, get a grip, and get a job! I sure hope that yer workin' for a livin', instead of always invitin' yerself someplace where you are only just barely tolerated anyway! Now get to work, or else my cousin Rocco Doink is gonna come and beat ya down with his giant inflatable coin! | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 5:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 |   Silent Game has enrolled in summer school. Theres still one seat open! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. | ||||
| ButchDoink | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 5:34 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | that wacky Job Van Dam! I love that finishing move! | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 6:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Nothing like some hanger-ons arguing over something. I think i'll have to take that hammer from you horny and kill myself with it for even reading this thread. | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Wow.....U owe Me Two minutes of my life for reading that retarded drivel....Cuntchdoink...DO ME A FAVOR AND SLIT YOUR WRISTS...and to the other asswipe that started this shit...GET IN THE COFFIN!!!!!!  Thx to FN Moron for the sig. -wCw- 1 | ||||
| TheShocker | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 12:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: It's like I always say, arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics: Even if you win, you're still retarded. Some things are too important to be taken seriously. Go Ahead. E-Mail Me | ||||
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