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TeenWeek
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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 7:53 AM      
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Dudley Boyz and Test vs. Apa and Big Show
Test was the big man in this match. He powerbombed Bradshaw which didn't seem to affect him. Then came a huge 3D by Test and the Dudleys to Big Show! immediately following that Bradshaw gave a huge clothesline to Devon. pinned him for the 3 count. Here is your winners: APA and Big Show

Kurt Angle promo
Kurt came out to a huge pop. He challenged Stone cold to a match at Unforgiven. Kurt kept taunting Austin to come out and not be a coward. Booker T then came out with Shane McMahon. After a few words Kurt told Booker T that he should go audition for Soul Train! Booker T challenged Kurt to a match later on that night. Then he does the spinneroni. Kurt annihilates Booker T and Shane. He ends up giving Shane the Olympic slam. Then Austin comes on the Titantron and teases Angle. He tells him he's in the back of the Joe Louis Arena and if Angle wants to he can come and get his medals. Angle then runs out.

During the break
Shows Angle looking for Austin in the parking lot.

Undertaker vs. Xpac and Albert (handicap match)
Undertaker got a hell of an enormous pop and as usual there were a bunch of "X-PAC SUCKS" chants. good match. powerbomb by Albert to Undertaker. Undertaker then gets up and hits the DDT on albert and then takes care of Xpac. During this time Albert grabs a chair and hits Undertaker with it. He pins him for a 2 count. Undertaker then gets a chair himself and hits Albert. The WCW ref rings the bell disqualifying the Undertaker. He gets mad and tries to chokeslam the ref but gets hit with a chair by Xpac. he gets up and gives Xpac the last ride. Here is your winners by disqualification: Xpac and Albert

Promo
Stacie and Stasiak prepare to come out.

WWF Smack of the Night
They showed the clip from Raw when angle attacked raven backstage.

Promo
Stacy Keibler and Shawn Stasiak apologize to Debra and Stacey gives Debra some of her cookies she made. She calls them Keibler cookies. Debra tastes one and then all of a sudden starts beating the hell out of Stacy Keibler. Debra nails her over the head with the cookie tray and chases the both of them out.

Edge and Christian Promo
Edge tells Christian that tonight he wants to go out there and win the U.S. title from Kanyon on his own. Christian agrees.

Austin appears on the Titantron again and once again calls Angle out to the parking lot.

Angle heads out to the parking lot and starts beating the crap out of Tommy Dreamer. He then continues to try and find Austin. Austin sneaks up behind him in a limo and tries to run Angle down! luckily he misses.

Rhyno and Rob Van Dam vs. Y2J and The Rock
Lots of pops for Rhyno that's because he is in his hometown. Great match, Jericho gives Rhyno a few flips. Rock and Rvd go toe to toe. Rvd has some great acrobatic flips and reversals. Rvd gives Rock a boot to the head. Jericho gets tagged in and puts the walls of Jericho on Rvd but Rhyno breaks it. Rhyno pins Y2J for a 2 count. Rvd gives Jericho a boot to the head and goes for a three count but only gets a two. Jericho tags Rock, Rvd Tags Rhyno. Rock cleans house and gives a DDT to Rhyno. Rock pins but only for a two count. Rock then puts the Sharp shooter on him. Booker T's music hits and he comes out with Shane. As Booker T tries to come into the ring the Rock knocks him down. Rock then goes for the peoples elbow on Rhyno but Shane jumps on him before he could finish. Then Y2J comes in and goes for the walls of Jericho on Rhyno but it gets broken up. Rock gets the Rock Bottom on RVD. The Rock then gets gored by Rhyno. he covers the Rock for the 1.2.3. Here is your winners: Rhyno and Rob Van Dam

Promo
Tajiri and Regal are in the Commissioners office when Torrie comes in. She tries to ask him for a job but he tells her no. Then Lance Storm comes in and wants revenge for last week. Tajiri mocks Lance which was hilarious and Lance says since he thinks he's so funny that he will see him in the ring tonight.

Edge vs. Kanyon (U.S. Title Match)
Edge came out to suprisingly to almost no cheer. Don't know why. Then Kanyon comes out and Christian is right behind him.(strange). Edge starts on kanyon right away and goes for a 3 count but only gets two. Kanyon puts Edge in a sleeper (which always ends up with the arm staying raised on the third drop) Edge and Kanyon did about 6 or 7 reverse roll ups. Finally Edge spears Kanyon and pins him but only for a two count. Kanyon gets knocked out of the ring and while he is out there he grabs the belt. Christian grabs the belt away from Kanyon and "tries" to hit Kanyon but ends up hitting Edge instead! Kanyon then pins Edge for the 1.2.3. Christian tries to apologize to Edge. He says to show him how sorry he is he will challenge the Rock for the WCW title on Raw this Monday night!!
Here is your winner: Kanyon

Lillian Garcia interviews Hurricane Helms
She asks him about his whole superhero persona. He tells her since he's a superhero he will take out Spike and Molly tonight in the name of all that is good.

Spike and Molly Holly vs. Hurricane Helms and Ivory
The match wasn't that good but the whole Hurricane Helms thing was pretty entertaining. Molly DDT's Ivory for a two count. Spike comes in and does a reverse neckbreaker on Helms and gets a two count. Molly goes on the ropes and tries to get the Molly go round on Ivory but misses. Tag to Spike. Hurricane helms does his finisher and gets the 3 count. Here is your winners: Hurricane Helms and Ivory

Austin interrogates Angle again and debates whether to toss Angle's medals in the sewers or keep them. he tells him he will keep them and if Angle wants them he can come get them.

During the commercial break something big happened in the crowd but I couldn't see. There was lots of cheering though.

Perry Saturn comes into Regals office and says he's still looking for moppy. Regal says a letter came for him and showed it to him. It had a ransom note for moppy. If Perry wanted moppy back it was gonna cost him $100,000. Perry ran off yelling for moppy to come back.

Mike Awesome approaches Angle and tells him that he will never beat Stone Cold and he will never get his medals back. Angle gets pissed and throws him in the ankle lock.

Once again some big crowd fiasco happened again. same place. This time I overheard someone say someone on the other side of the arena was stripping.

Tajiri vs. Lance Storm
Tajiri does some great maneuvering and gets Storm in the Tarantula. Lance gets out and gives Tajiri a boot to the head and goes for a 3 count but gets 2. Storm does a huge powerbomb on Tajiri. Tori Wilson comes out to aid Tajiri. He gets up and as he turns around Storm gives him a boot to the head. Storm pins Tajiri and gets the 3 count.
Here is your winner: Lance Storm

Commercial break and yes the crowd went nuts again for whatever was going on on the other side of the arena.

Booker T vs. Kurt Angle
Angle dominates the beginning of the match until Shane holds down the ropes and makes angle fall out of the ring. Booker grabs a chair but the ref makes him put it down. Booker with a boot to angle and he gets a 2 count. Another boot to Angle by Booker and another 2 count. Booker then puts the sleeper on Angle but angle gets out. Booker gives angle the scissors kick and does the famous spinneroni. pins angle for a 2 count. Angle gets up and Olympic slams Booker T! Shane then comes in and Olympic Slams Kurt! Then Rock comes in and starts clearing the ring. Angle pins Booker T but there's no ref. Earl Hebner runs out from backstage and runs in for the 3 count! After the match Rock and Angle continue to beat up Shane and Booker T. Angle then signals and has milk thrown in! Angle tosses and milk to the Rock and they both pour it all over themselves! MILKAMANIA HAS INVADED THE JOE LOUIS ARENA!

After a while Rock leaves and Angle is still in the ring. As Angle walks down the ramp to leave Stone cold comes on the titantron and says he's sick and tired of seeing Kurt cry about this and that and if he wants his medals he better get on his knees and beg for them. Kurt refuses. Austin says since Kurt wont beg for his medals he doesn't have any use for them. He ties Kurt's medals to what seemed to be a brick and tossed them into the Detroit River!!!

Kurt went running up the ramp and the show was over.

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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 8:08 AM      
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quote:

Angle tosses and milk to the Rock and they both pour it all over themselves! MILKAMANIA HAS INVADED THE JOE LOUIS ARENA!

This whole pouring of the milk on themselves is funny and all. But I'm starting to think its a little gay? Guys pouring milk on eachother?


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TeenWeek
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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
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I think the most amazing thing is Rock and Undertaker both lost.

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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
The "Medals into the River" gag seems an awful lot like when Rock tossed Austin's smoking skull belt into the river.

Sgt. Squeegie
posted on 08-29-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Angle heads out to the parking lot and starts beating the crap out of Tommy Dreamer. He then continues to try and find Austin. Austin sneaks up behind him in a limo and tries to run Angle down! luckily he misses.



Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Stone Cold get run down 2 years ago at Survivor Series at the Joe Louis Arena? Things are getting too repetetive.




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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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finally a good episode, rock & taker lose, and those gay-ass medals r gone :)

Vapour
posted on 08-29-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

The "Medals into the River" gag seems an awful lot like when Rock tossed Austin's smoking skull belt into the river.

quote:

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Stone Cold get run down 2 years ago at Survivor Series at the Joe Louis Arena? Things are getting too repetetive.

WWF is running out of story Lines. They are repeating the same story lines only with different characters.
Vince you have tried enouh. You now need new minds with new Ideas like FACEMAN

Lets hear it for the FACEMAN

HA HA HA HA

This message was edited by Vapour on 8-29-01 @ 1:58 PM
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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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Say what you want about Smackdown! tonight, but this...
quote:

he gets up and gives Xpac the last ride
makes it worth the watch.


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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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sounds like a very fresh show. One that i will indeed tape since i am going to be at the mets game tomorrow. Milkamania rules!!

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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 3:28 AM      
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how du u think angle will get the medals back? maybe they'll show a taon the titatron of angle fishing em out or even swimming in a red white and blue speedo, that would b hilarious

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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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you are right, rock did throw austin's belt in the river, but the week before austin threw rocky's pager and assorted items in the river, so the rock was solely seeking revenge.

and all art repeats itself, there is nothing original anywhere anymore. the nwo invasion was stolen from new japan 2 years prior...and that is just one example of taking something used, and making it good. as long as they put on good shows, they can reuse story lines all they want...imo





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TeenWeek
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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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It was a copy, but I liked it. It is just getting Austin more over as a heel. Anyone else sick of Austin saying what yet?

Vapour
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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quote:

Anyone else sick of Austin saying what yet?


Teen, What? you're tired of hearing austin say what? What?... Huh... I can't hear you... what?... what... What did you say?... Huh.. what? speak up... What?

I think he's just using it as a filler in trying to sell his character as a heel. Yeah I'm sick of it too.

HA HA HA HA
TeenWeek
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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
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What




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