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Posted By	Discussion Topic: Jerry "the King" Lawler honors Helen Hart
TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 11-05-2001 @ 8:09 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Sorry Dudley Boyz, this deserved it's own thread. I found a website with famous quotes by Lawler and here are some of his about Helen hart. LAWLER: Tonight on the King's Court, I will be talking to Bret "The Hitman Hart. You know, the guy with those Jurassic Park parents. Stu Hart is so old, I told him to act his age, so he drop dead. And Helen Hart, well, she was just born old. When she was a teenager, her acne had liver spots. Stu and Helen Hart have 12 kids including Bret, Owen, and Diana) LAWLER: Hey McMahon, I just saw a movie this past week about Stu and Helen's kids. McMAHON: What's that? LAWLER: Twelve Monkeys!!! LAWLER: I was offered a job to write and draw a cartoon about the Hart family. I had a hard time trying to draw Helen Hart because I don't think anyone has invented a pen with enough ink to draw all the wrinkles on her face. McMAHON: This coming weekend be we will be celebrating the 219th birthday(4th of July)of... LAWLER: (Interrupts) Oh who, Helen Hart? LAWLER: I think Stu and Helen Hart should get an appointment with Isaac Yankem? McMAHON: What for? LAWLER: So he can put braces on their false teeth! Ha! Ha! LAWLER: The reason why Helen Hart is not here is because I heard she went shopping at an antique shop, and they decided to keep her. LAWLER: Stu Hart is starting to look a lot like Santa Clause. McMAHON: How is that? LAWLER: He keeps carrying that old bag (Helen Hart) around with him LAWLER: Stu and Helen Hart hate their kids so much, they would return home from school to find their parents had run away from home. ________________________ (After Bret Hart lost a match, Stu Hart had a disappointing look on his face) McMAHON: Stu Hart must be very upset right now. LAWLER: I would be upset too if I were married to Helen Hart. __________________________ LAWLER: Helen Hart is so old, her wrinkles even have wrinkles. LAWLER: Ever since I heard of the Hart family tree, I wanted to chop it down! (a shot of the Hart's house was shown) LAWLER: That looks like the home of the Addams Family. (In referrance to Stu and Helen Hart's children) LAWLER: What'd they have 40? 50? I don't know, 60? They were horrible, all except Owen. M.COLE: Owen Hart now... LAWLER: How many kids did they have, 70? M.COLE: King, what are you talking about? LAWLER: How many kids does Stu and Helen have? M.COLE: Eight, Nine? LAWLER: Nine-ty?
TheShocker	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 6:15 PM
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