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| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 11:17 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | So as to not have their guys working on Christmas Eve, the WWF had to tape Raw for this week last night (Friday). Smackdown will be taped tonight I think. Here are the results courtesy of RajahWWF.com. Raw Tapings: [Airdate - 12/24] That's right, it's a cool Friday night in Florida, and the WWF's best are getting in some tapings, just like old times. The pyros explode and the video rolls, and we are LIVE in Miami, Florida. Tonight will see Stacy vs. Torrie in an Eggnog Match! Oh, and also Jericho vs. Rock for the Undisputed Championship. Rock Interview -The Rock's music hits, and Miami's Favorite Hurricane-Turned-Wrestler marches down in his personalized #94 University of Miami jersey. Finally, The Rock has come back...home. Tonight is a special homecoming for the Rock, because he has a shot at becoming the Undisputed Champion. In front of all the Rock's friends, families, and millions of fans, he will whoop Jericho's ass just as surely as the Hurricane's are going to march through the Rose Bowl. But seeing as we are all in the holiday spirit, the Rock has a special message regarding tonight's show. He gets his book "The Rock's Night Before Christmas". 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. It was a warm Christmas eve, not an inch of snow, as Rock got ready to beat Chris Jericho. It seemed sure the Titles would switch, as Rock made Chris Jericho, his personal punk bitch. The Rock stood over Jericho's body, in sweet victory. As he looked all around, Rock's fans in his sight, he exclaimed "Merry Christmas to all, and to all..." "Medal" hits, and Kurt Angle comes out on stage before Rock can finish. He talks about Santa being a pervert, seeing all these kids while they're sleeping. But it's good that Santa is working tonight, because Angle plans on being very naughty. You see, there's one man with more power than Santa Claus, and that is Vince McMahon. Vince has given Angle a special gift: a shot at the Undisputed Title. That's right, tonight will be a Triple Threat Match: Rock vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Title. It's true, ho ho ho, it's true. Seeing as Rock was interrupted, let him finish his story. As far as Kurt Angle in the Rock's match goes, Angle's ass will be redder than Rudolph's nose. Angle and Jericho will both be sad-looking, after Rock kicked both their candy ass, if you smell what the Rock is cooking! In the back, Vince is drinking with Patterson and Brisco, both dressed as elves. Vince introduces everyone to BuhBuh Claus, with Ms. Stacy on his lap. She whispers in BuhBuh Claus' ear, and he exclaims that she's been a very naughty girl. Booker T and Bossman come in to join the pary, just in time for Vince's surprise. Here comes Santa's reindeer! Vince introduces four of Miami's finer ladies, one of whom begins dancing on the table for the boys. Fade Out. Test vs. Rikishi -Clothesline from Rikishi, then a Samoan Drop. Rikishi looks to Back That Ass Up, but Test sidesteps and clotheslines him. Test bullies Tim White a little before choking Rikishi. He doesn't listen at White yells to break the hold. Clothesline from Test 1-2-shouder up. Test yells at White and then pushes him down. Tim starts getting pissed off, so Test tells him to give him a punch. Tim does and then DQs Test! Test shoves Tim down and stomps on him, causing Rikishi to come to his aid with a little ass-backing up. In Flair's dressing room, the faces are throwing their own Christmas Party. Show starts doing Flair's strut. Tajiri Claus has Ms. Torrie on his lap. He gives her a present, which is an teeny-tiny g-string. On the other side, Edge and Albert are trying to make Kane a littler merrier, putting an ornament on him and some bows, but Kane doesn't like it. In the other corner, everyone gets Show to do impressions, including that of the owner of those 24-inch pythons. Debra walks in and gives Flair some cookies, telling him that Austin will join the party shortly. Back in Vince's Christmas Party, Booker watches the dancers, while Palumbo and Gunn exchange presents. Turns out they both got each other headbands to wear. Tazz asks BuhBuh Claus to send a better message, saying that he has the lowest class of any Santa he's ever seen. BuhBuh claims that Tazz is just upset because all the elves are still taller than he is. The Fink comes in, saying that he brought the entertainment for the party: Mae Young and Moolah! APA vs. Billy Gunn & Chuck Palumbo -After the Acolytes come down, Billy and Chuck come out, each distinguishable by their name on their respective headband. Palumbo and Gunn stomp away on Faarooq, while Teddy keeps Bradshaw back in the corner. Eventually he tells Gunn to elave and Plaumbo and Faarooq start the match officially. DDT by Faarooq. Tag to Gunn and Bradshaw. Bradshaw comes in with clothesline after clothesline after clothesline. Sidewalk slam to Gunn 1-2-broken by Palumbo. Palumbo Superkicks Faarooq outside, only to be Clotheslined From Hell. Palumbo grabs Bradshaw's legs outside and pulls him down, while Billy pins him 1-2-3! In the back, RVD is storming the halls, looking for someone. In the back, RVD is still looking for someone, but only finds Lance Storm. RVD asks why Jericho isn't in his room. Lance says that Jericho is off getting ready, but he told him to tell RVD that he blew his shot on SmackDown. Oh yeah, asks RVD. Well in that case, Lance can tell Jericho that his messenger boy is going to get his ass kicked tonight. Over at Flair's party, Show and Albert are now wearing Kane masks, while Austin bursts in with coolers of beer. He tosses some to everyone, before sitting on Tajiri Claus' lap. Tajiri starts "What?"ing Austin, who busts out his Christmas list: a case of beer, a fifth of Crown Royal, a shot at Booker T, another shot at Booker T, more beer, a shot at the Undisputed Champion, more beer, a deer rifle, and another middle finger so he can flip more people off! Fade Out. Rob Van Dam vs. Lance Storm -RVD attacks right when Storm comes in and spinning heel kicks him down. Storm chokes RVD on the ropes and then hits a springboard clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Snapmare by Storm, with the sleeper follow. RVD comes back with another spinning heel kick and Rolling Thunder 1-2-kickout. Punches by RVD, who goes for the Monkey Flip, but Storm pushes him down and Superkicks him 1-2-shoulder up. Storm 'buckles RVD and goes up with him for the Back Superplex, but RVD flips and lands on his legs. Spin kick by RVD, who goes up top for the Five Star Frog Splash 1-2-3! Back at Vince's Party, Test watches the dancers, before finding Terri, who announces that Vince hired her as the new host of Excess. Test pulls out some mistletoe, saying Terri must want some Test in her stocking, but Terri coldly rejects him. Over by the punch, Sharmell asks Maven about Tough Enough 2, and he says that it's some great competition. He says that the Austin/Booker grocery store fight was hilarious, which is overheard by Booker and Bossman. They yell at Mabel and say that they'll see him in the ring. Behind them, Mae Young keeps chugging away on that punch. Fade Out. Stacy Keibler vs. Torrie Wilson -Both ladies come down in their Ms. Claus outfits, but Stacy jumps torrie and pulls the top of her suit off, leaving just a bra. Stacy tosses her into the eggnog over and over, but the ref says she must get in also. Torrie grabs them both and pulls them in. Torrie tries to drown Stacy, but Stacy reverses and begins drowning the near bra-and-panties Torrie. They roll over and over, knocking the ref down. Torrie starts spanking Stacy, and then rolls her up 1-2-3! Afterwards, Stacy starts kicking eggnog at Torrie, and then takes her down and chokes her. Back in Vince's party, one of the reindeers gets very close to showing her breasts. BuhBuh and D-Von talk about how Stacy looked in the eggnog. Jericho comes in and yells at Vince for throwing a party on a night where he has to fight in a three-way match. Vince says that it's all about the odds. He starts doing the numbers, when he spots none other than Mrs. Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. She meekly says that she knows Vince doesn't really want to see her, but she brought him a gift that she hopes he will accept. It's a moneyclip with his initials and an engraving on the back. Vince reads the message and then asks what she's up to. She says that she just wanted to see him and be with him, but Vince yells that she's just trying to manipulate him. He throws her gift down and forces her out, causing Steph to run out crying. Fade Out. Christian vs. Hurricane -Christian comes out and says that the group of thugs and criminals known as the Miami Hurricanes aren't winning the Rose Bowl. And it's appropriate for his opponent tonight, because anyone associated with the Hurricanes is a no-talent scum. Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through! Hurricane comes in and tosses Christian out, before suicide diving onto him. Back in the ring, Christian knees Hurricane in the face and low blows him with a back kick. Stomp to the groin by Christian, who then hits a ribbreaker, then a gut buster. Blatant choke by Christian. Snapmare by Christian, but Helms starts coming back, only to be low-kneed 1-2-shoulder up. Mounted punches by Christian, but Helms hits a crossbody 1-2-kickout. Christian hits one of his own 1-2-shoulder up. Molly gets on the apron, allowing Helms to regain himself and hit Christian with a neckbreaker. Helms hits a big boot and the second-rope flipping snapmare 1-2-kickout. Christian backbody drops Helms out of the ring. While Molly check on Hurricane, Christian comes at them with a suicide dive. Helms pushes Molly away and takes Christian's dive at full force. Christian pulls him in the ring and hits the Unprettier 1-2-3! Back at Flair's Party, we see that Tazz has joined them, complementing their Santa Claus. He says that Vince's Santa Claus said that he was bigger and badder than "our" Santa Claus. Austin gets up and says that tonight should be Santa vs. Santa to see who's the baddest. Austin then breaks out the guitar and starts the Christmas Carolling, with everyone What?ing along, and even Kane getting in on the guitar action. Fade Out Booker T vs. Maven -Booker and Bossman come down the ramp, followed by Tough Enough Champion Maven. Booker knees away on Maven's stomach before tossing him to the mat. Booker tosses Maven into the corner, but Maven fires back with forearms. He ducks the spinning heel kick and dropkicks Boker, then again, then again, but Booker blocks the third and clotheslines him down. Chops by Booker, then the jumping calf kick 1-2-shoulder up. Booker stomps away on Maven's face, then Superkicks him down. Maven suddenly awakens, only for Booker to stomp him down again. Scissor Kick by Booker, followed with the Spinaroonie and the Whiplash Powerbomb 1-2-3! Bubba Claus vs. Tajiri Claus -D-Von distracts Tajiri Claus, allowing BuhBuh Claus to attack and beat him down. Tajiri Claus hits a spinning heel kick, causing BuhBuh Claus to escape outside, only to be hit with a moonsault by Tajiri Claus. Back in the ring, BuhBuh Claus hits the BuhBuh Bomb. He tosses Tajiri Claus outside, where D-Von beats him down. Back in the ring, BuhBuh Claus lays on Tajiri Claus 1-2-shoulder up. BuhBuh Claus takes off his belt, while D-Von distracts the ref. He starts slapping away with his belt, but the ref allows it. Perhaps that's allowed in a Santa Claus match? Neckbreaker by BuhBuh Claus 1-2-kickout. Short clothesline by BuhBuh Claus, who goes second rope and misses the double leg drop. Tajiri Claus hits the low dropkick to the face 1-2-shoulder up. Handspring back elbow by Tajiri Claus, who then goes up top, only for D-Von to 'buckle him. BuhBuh Claus goes up top with him and Superplexes him down. BuhBuh Claus scoop slams Tajiri Claus and pulls his legs up, while D-Von goes up top, but the ref gets in front of them, screaming no. Tazz runs down and pushes D-Von off the top. BuhBuh Claus yells at him and turns around into the Christmas Red Mist from Tajiri Claus 1-2-3! Back at Vince's Party, Kurt says that he will become the Undisputed Champion tonight, but in addition, he'll strip the Rock of his pride. The now drunk Mae Young bursts in at the word "strip" and gets on the table. She starts dancing, and everyone leaves, except Patterson and Brisco. Fade Out. Back at Vince's Party, Mae is still dancing, and it appears that only Moolah, Vince, Brisco and Patterson are left. Mae takes off her pants and panties, causing Vince to turn away in disgust. He turns right into the Christmas tree, which is much closer than it was before... because Stone Cold is hiding behind it! Austin hits Vince, who runs aoff, while Austin smashes Patterson into the punch. He grabs Brisco and pushes him, face-up, below Mae! Excuse me while I go vomit... Fade Out. Chris Jericho vs. The Rock vs. Kurt Angle -Angle and Jericho attack Rock and bring him down, stomping away. Chops by Jericho, then by Angle, then by Jericho, then by Angle. Punch by Angle, then by Jericho. Rock ducks Jericho and clotheslines Angle, then Jericho. Suplex to Angle, but Jericho breaks the pin. Belly-belly by Angle, who stomps away on Rock. Punches in the corner by Jericho, followed with a blatant choke. Punches and stomps by Angle, who then pulls Rock outside. On the outside, Angle and Jericho take turns smashing Rock into the announce table. Rock suddenly elbows the away and smashes both of them into the table once, twice, three times! They soon overpower Rock, and Jericho whips Rock into an Angle clothesline. Then Angle whips Rock at Jericho, but Rock clotheslines him down instead! Rock drop toeholds Angle into the steps. Inside, Rock and Jericho get some rare one-on-one time, with Jericho hitting a spinning heel kick 1-2-shoulder up. Stomps to the head by Jericho, followed with more chops and kicks in the corner. Bulldog by Jericho, followed with the Lionsault, but Rock gets his knees up. Angle trips Rock, allowing Jericho to boot him down. Angle comes in and starts the mounted punches. Punches to Rock, who Samoan Drops Jericho over the top, only to be short clothelsined by Angle. Chops by Angle, but Rock hits that overhead throw. Rock crawls over and pins 1-2-broken by a returning Jericho. Chops by Jericho, then by Angle. Rock ducks their clothesline and hits two of his own! All three men go down. All three stumble up, with Rock punching Angle, then Jericho, then Angle, then Jericho. He beats on Angle and ducks Jericho, who clotheslines Angle! Samoan Drop to Jericho and more punches to Angle, who falls into the groin of Jericho. Angle chokes Rock on the ropes, but Rock whips him into Jericho, knocking him off the apron. Rock locks Angle into the SharpShooter until Jericho runs in. Spinebuster to Jericho. Rock tosses the elbow pad and hits the People's Elbow! 1-2-broken by Angle! Angle quickly locks in the AngleLock, but Jericho dropkicks him out of the hold. Angle shoves Jericho, and Jericho shoves back. Angle shoves again, and Jericho nails him. German suplex by Angle. He goes for another, but Jericho rolls through into the Walls, but Angle ducks under into the AngleLock, but Rock nails Angle over the top! Jericho goes for the flying forearm, but Rock sidesteps, and Jericho nails Hebner! Rock locks in the Sharpshooter, and Jericho taps! But Hebner isn't there to see it! Angle comes in with a chair, but Rock ducks and he nails Jericho with the chair! Rock kicks the chair back into Angle and pins, but again the ref isn't there. He begins stirring, but Jericho holds him back. Rock goes to Hebner, allowing Angle to get up, spin Rock around and DDT him into the chair! Jericho quickly rolls over onto Rock as Hebner stirs to steal the 1-2-3! End Show. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! This message was edited by Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! on 12-22-01 @ 11:20 AM | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 2:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | the wwf pre-christmas show is usually pretty good. this one looks pretty decent. CEBOLLA dogs know | ||||
| TheShocker | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 5:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Moolah, Mae, Patterson, Brisco, Bossman...what is this, a Christmas party or Old-Timers' day at the ballpark? And if Gunn and Palumbo were hanging out in Vince's party...does that officially make them heels? The  hockerProfessional Smartass Since 1983 Billions and Billions Served | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:09 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Forget that, the fact that a guy who sucks so much as Billy Gunn is on the team makes them hated enough as it is. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! | ||||
| prototype | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | No not Mae Young again They ran out ideas quick. USA Bin Laden is a dead man Free Northern Ireland | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | I knew Austin would do something to ruin Vince's XMas. No surprise there. As for the Raw sounded crappy and I don't care that I missed it. | ||||
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