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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 8:28 AM      
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Smackdown!:


We start with video of Stephanie and Jericho's use, and abuse, of Triple H's dog Lucy, including her broken leg, then the set-up of Triple H, ending with Jericho re-injuring Triple H's quad. The SmackDown! video rolls, and the pyros explode, as we are LIVE from Cleveland! We are told that Triple H will have an important WrestleMania announcement tonight. But first...

Kurt Angle vs. Rob Van Dam
-"Medal" hits, and out comes Kurt Angle, ready to take on Rob Van Dam! RVD comes out to his usual huge pop, but Angle just stares him down. After a few reversals, Angle scores with a Fireaman's Carry, then another, but RVD lands on his feet on the second and dropkicks Angle. RVD flips over Angle and hits a springboard crossbody 1-2-kicokut. On the outside, RVD stomps Angle in the head and lays him on the barrier. RVD goes on the apron and hits a spin kick to the prone Angle. Back in the ring, Angle comes back with a shoulder block and catches RVD with an overhead belly-belly. Stomps to the head by Angle, then punches in the corner. Vertical suplex by Angle 1-2-kickout. RVD fires back with fists of fury, but Angle goes behind and hits RVD with a German suplex 1-2-kickout. Chops by Angle, then a back elbow 1-2-shoulder up. Angle goes to a sleeper. RVD uses his fans to stagger up and elbow out of the hold. Spinning heel kick by RVD, then a couple shoulder thrusts and a reverse thrust kick. Rolling Thunder by RVD 1-2-shoulder up! Angle comes back with knees, but RVD catches one and goes for the step-over spin kick, but Angle ducks and pulls him into the AngleLock! RVD kicks Angle away and rolls him up in a small package 1-2-kickout! Angle drops the straps and looks for the Olympic Slam, but RVD rolls off the back and hits Angle with a spinning heel kick. RVD goes up top, when Regal runs down. As Van Dam yells at Regal, Angle leaps up top and hits a Superplex. Angle hops down and locks in the AngleLock for the submission victory! As Regal beats on RVD in the ring, Angle goes up the ring, until Kane appears! Kane forces Angle back down to the ring, but Regal tries to fend Kane off. Chokeslam to Regal, but that's all Kurt needs to run to the back.

In the back, Vince is on the phone with someone, when Ric Flair enters the office. Vince says he invited Flair here to watch the man who has complete control over the WWF. And since he has all the power, he has made the match against the Undertaker at WrestleMania a No-DQ match. But tonight, Vince is giving Flair the night off. Flair says that he'll stick around and watch the show, but Vince insists Flair leave, because he wants to watch Undertaker tear Flair apart at WrestleMania, not tonight. Fade Out.

Jeff vs. Billy vs. Bubba vs. Bradshaw
-All four teams for the upcoming Four Corners Tag Title Match come down, but this is a Fatal Fourway Singles Match, with only one pinfall. It'll be Jeff vs. Billy vs. BuhBuh vs. Bradshaw, with Billy and BuhBuh starting off. Headlock by BuhBuh, then a shoulder block. Knockdown punch by BuhBuh, who starts with the corner chops. Billy ducks a chop and tags in Jeff. Clubs to the back by BuhBuh, but Jeff hits an armdrag, then another, then a dropkick. Front dropkick by Jeff, followed with the 10 Punch, but BuhBuh pushes him off. Neckbreaker by BuhBuh, but Jeff is able to hit the Whisper in the Wind. Bradshaw tags himself in and BuhBuh out. BuhBuh hits Bradshaw with a neckbreaker and Jeff pins 1-2-broken by BuhBuh. Clubs to the back by Bradshaw. Jeff tags in Billy, but Bradshaw hits a shoulder block and a sideslam 1-2-broken by BuhBuh. Billy ducks a clothesline, but Bradshaw catches him and boots BuhBuh down. Bradshaw holds Billy's legs, and Jeff hits the Wassup Headbutt! BuhBuh comes back in and hits the BuhBuh Bomb. Elbow drop after elbow drop by BuhBuh 1-2-shoulder up. Straight punches by BuhBuh. Bradshaw 'buckles BuhBuh and Superplexes him down. Bradshaw tags Billy in. Billy with punch after punch, but BuhBuh hits the Bomb and tags in Jeff. Clotheslien by Jeff, then the double leg drop. Tornado DDT by Jeff 1-2-broken by BuhBuh. BuhBuh knocks Bradshaw off the apron, then back body drops Jeff over the top. Bradshaw comes back in and hits BuhBuh with the Clothesline From Hell. Billy hits Bradshaw with the FameAssEr and gets taken down by Jeff. Jeff goes up, but Chuck pulls Billy away and Jeff's Swanton misses. Billy rolls back in and pins 1-2-3! While an brawl breaks out on the outside, inside, Lita hits Billy with the Litacanrana, then attacks Stacy. As Billy and Chuck escape, the three other teams all battle with each other, with not even a truckload of refs able to break them up. Fade Out.

Christian says that DDP used him. He knew that if he took Christian under his wing and got him winning, he'd forget that Page is the one that took the European Title. DDP comes up and says that if this was about the Title, he could have just asked. If he wants one so bad, why not at WrestleMania? And that's a good thing.

In the back, Lita gets changed when Trish comes in. She appologizes for the kick in the head because it was totally an accident. Lita says that at WrestleMania, she'll go through whoever she needs to to become Champ. Trish asks when the last time Lita was champ, which causes the two to break out in a catfight.

In the back, Vince continues talking on the phone to someone, when David Flair himself comes in. Vince says he looks better than the last time he saw him. Vince invited David over because, even though he and David's father don't see eye to eye, he's going to give David the chance of a lifetime: a match against the Undertaker. Flair asks if Vince is nuts. He wants to pass on the opportunity. Vince says that if David really wants to be a WWF Superstar. He's the son of one of the greats. Well, to be the man, he's got to beat the man. Fade Out.

Al Snow vs. Big Show
-Al Snow comes down for his first Title defense, and tosses a whole bunch of non-gold colored goodies into the ring. He's going to need them against The Big Show. Snow baseball slides Show and hits him with a broom. Show comes back with punches and a gorrilla press slam onto a trashcan. Show whips Al into the stairs. He smushes Al's face into the stairs and then picks up a section, but misses the attempted smash. Snow gets a Stop Sign and hits Show with it three times and pins 1-2-power out. Show bearhugs Al and rams him into the ringpost. Chops by Show. Back in the ring, Al beats Show into the corner and bowls a bowling ball into Show's groin. DDT by Snow 1-2-power out. Snow hits Show with the trashcan a few times, but it only awakens Show, who hits Snow with the Show Stopper 1-2-broken by Goldust! Goldust hits Show with the golden lid and covers Snow 1-2-broken by Maven! Show clotheslines Goldust over the top, only to be dropkicked by Maven and sent flying as well. Maven covers Al Snow 1-2-3! Maven regains the Hardcore Title! Fade Out.

Hulk Hogan Interview
-The screen goes black and white, and out comes Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Hogan gets in the ring and does some classic posing. He's seen a lot through the years. He's seen all of the "next big things" come in and say they'll kill Hulkamania. Piper said it, the Ultimate Warrior said it, and even Andre said it. But they all fell victim to the same thing: a boot to the face and the world famous leg drop and the 1, the 2, the 3. The only thing that ever came close to killing Hulkamania were the Hulkamaniacs. When they left him, they started to kill Hulkamania. Then he realized that he didn't need them. He shows the leg drop and pin of the Rock for the third time. He always though Rock would be an exception to the rules. But this Sunday, when the Hulkster beats Rock 1-2-3 again, a terrible thought will enter the Rock's head: he's ordinary, common, just like everyone else. To put it in Rock terms: he's just like the millions and millions who thought they could kill the legend. He asks for the footage one more time, but gets The Rock instead! Rocky comes out on the stage and paces back and forth. What can the Rock say? Hogan beat him. But there is one thing he has wrong: unless everyone the Rock has faced, the Rock could care less about killing Hulkamania. Why? Because Hulkamania is a fantasy, part of Hogan's fantasy world where Hulkamania walks down the Hulkastreets, eats a Hulkasandwich and has his Hulkafriends tell him Hulkacrap about how he won't get is ass kicked at WrestleMania. That's the fantasy. This Sunday is the reality. Hogan can try to end the Rock's career, but there is no way the Rock will not go into the biggest event in history and not whoop Hogan's ass 1-2-3. Hogan says that talk is cheap. The reality is that Sunday, Rock will get into the ring with the man who beat him on Monday. Hogan knows that Rock is a cut above the others, because he's been through them all. But there's one question he has asked all his victims, and will ask Rock right now: whatchu gonna do when the biggest icon the business has ever seen puts him in his place at WrestleMania? Whatchu gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!? As Hogan rips his shirt, Rock stares in disbelief. What is The Rock going to do? He starts walking down the ramp and gets in the ring. What is The Rock going to do? This Sunday, he's going to put an end to the legend and go down in history as the best ever. The Rock will take his vitamins, but Hogan better say his prayers, if you smell what The Rock is cookin. They stare each other down, nose-to-nose, eye-to-eye. Hogan backs away and gets out of the ring. Fade Out.

Booker & Test vs. Tajiri & Edge
-Tajiri and Booker start off, with Booker clubbing Tajiri into the corner and stomping him down. Chops by Booker, but Tajiri hits a reverse thrust kick and a roundhouse kick. He kicks Test down, but Booker comes back with a sidewalk slam. Tag to Test. Straight punches by Test. Booker goes for the handspring elbows, but Test ducks and hits the Full Nelson Slam. Tag to Booker. Booker pulls Tajiri down, but Tajiri kicks him back and tags in Edge. Spinning heel kick to Booker, then a facebuster to Test. Booker kicks Edge down, while Tajiri attacks Test in the corner. Edge clotheslines Booker over the top and to the outside, while Tajiri goes for the Tarantula, but Test grabs him and slams him down. Test sends Tajiri out of the ring, so Edge clotheslines Test over. Spear to Booker 1-2-broken by Test. Edge hits the Edgececutioner on Test, but Booker kicks him into the ropes and hits the jumping calf kick 1-2-3! After the match, Test holds Edge and makes him watch the Spinaroonie, then hits him with the scissor kick. Fade Out.

Coach asks Austin about WrestleMania, but Austin says he's not nervous at all. Everyone back here is nervous as hell because he's pissed off at Scott Hall. He's going to Toronto to open up a can of whoop-ass on Hall's ass. He's going to put Hall's head on the the bicep, put some stink on it, and hit the Stunner 1-2-3. It's pretty simple. The screen goes black and white and interrupts Austin's interview. Meanwhile, Scotty Hall walks out on stage. Hey yo. He tells Stone Cold that he doesn't have to hide in the back. He's back there telling the whole world what he'll do to Scott Hall, so why doesn't Scott Hall show the world what he did to Austin on Raw. Footage of Hall hitting Austin with the Stunner after the match. Hall, now in the ring, says that he has heard that Austin is the toughest SOB in the WWF. Prove it. If Austin has something to say, he should say it to his face. Austin leaves his interview area. A referee comes out, and Nash almost hits him with a chair from nowhere! It's a set-up! Nash was waiting in the wings! Austin runs in from the crowd and hits Hall with the Stunner and runs off before Nash and the chair can come down. Fade Out.

In the back, Steph asks what Jericho thinks Triple H's announcement will be. Jericho thinks he'll announce his retirement. When he hit Trips with the sledgehammer, he heard that quad tear again. Steph saw the horror, the agony, the fear in his eyes.

David Flair vs. Undertaker
-David Flair attacks Taker while his back is turned to try and get some shots in, but Taker quickly reverses and beats him down in the corner. Stomps by Taker. Clothesline by Taker and a sidewalk slam 1-2-kickout. Flair runs down and promptly gets hit with a Big Boot, as the DQ bell rings. As Taker goes for Ric, David attacks from behind again. Taker sets him for the Last Ride, but Ric runs in and hits him with a chair, forcing Taker out of the ring. Fade Out.

Triple H Interview
-Motorhead blasts, and Triple H walks out, seemingly without a problem, just a very slight limp. Chris Jericho attacked the leg Triple H had surgically repaired. That attack is why Trips is here right now, with a mic in his hand and not Jericho's ass on his boot. He has an unfortunate announcement to make. Unfortunate for Jericho, that is. Jericho did not get the job done. 10 months ago, Jericho put Trips in the Walls of Jericho after a torn quad, but here he is today. Monday night, Jericho hit him in the leg with a sledgehammer, but here he is today, at 100%. Pain is temporary, but the game is forever. This Sunday, he will go to WrestleMania, and he will kick Chris Jericho's ass to become the Undisputed World Champion. The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and out comes Jericho and Stephanie. Jericho applauds Trips from the stage. Is Triple H sure that he's ready to face the Living Legend in the Main Event of WrestleMania for the most prestigious Title in the company? Or is he lying to all these jackasses? Steph says that Triple H was never a good liar. She called Dr. Andrews, who did the surgery 10 months ago, on Tuesday morning. Dr. Andrews was called by the hospital late Monday night, and told that Triple H's quad is falling apart. The quad had been held by wires, but now, any misstep, any hard contact, and those wires could snap. If Trips makes one mistake on Sunday, his career could be over forever. Jericho relates Triple H to his dog Lucy; after WrestleMania, they'll both be walking with a permanent limp. Jericho took Triple H out for 8 months, put him through all that rehab and all that pain. Triple H doesn't have to worry about doing it again though, because if he comes to the match at WrestleMania, he'll be out forever. Trips says that it's true that he's not 100%, and that he was told that his quad is only hanging by threads. But he doesn't care if this Sunday is his last step, his last match, or even his last breath. He will be at WrestleMania, stare Jericho down, and fight. And when he leaves, whether walking or rolled, he will be the Undisputed World Champion! He is The Game, and he is That Damn Good. Jericho runs down to the ring and he and Triple H go at it! Trips clotheslines Jericho over the top and goes out to get him, but pulls up lame. Trips whips Jericho into the stairs and then dismantles the announce table. Steph comes up from behind and kicks Triple H in the quad. He grabs her and backdrops Jericho into the crowd. He goes up on the announce table with Steph and sets her for the Pedigree, but Jericho nails him with the Title Belt in the leg. Jericho gets on the table and puts Triple H in the Walls of Jericho! Just like 10 months ago, Triple H, with a torn quad, is in the Walls on the announce table! Steph flaunts the gold in front of Triple H's face, as he taps relentlessly. Jericho takes the belts and raises them over Triple H's lame body. End Show.


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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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Sounds like a decent show. Raw sucked so I bet it will be better. The end segment sounds pretty cool. Some of the matches sound crappy though. And the Taker/Flair match sounds os stupid. Why are they always putting Taker in matches with Maven, Al Snow, David Flair and Tajiri and the Hardies just to make him look like a monster. This is getting so stupid... And now the match is a No DQ match, you know Vince will cost Flair the match or even worse by having David save Ric.


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