Home | Search | FAQ
Displaying 1-10 of 10 messages in this thread. |
| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Smackdown Spoilers 4/18 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 4:32 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | Credit: Rajahwwf.com ------------------------------------------------- SmackDown! Opening -Tonight's video is of Hogan's ovation from WrestleMania, and how he is now the #1 Contender for Triple H's Undisputed Title. The video plays and the pyros explode, as we go LIVE from Houston. Tonight, Jericho and Angle will team up to take on the unlikely duo of Triple H and Hulk Hogan. But first... Albert, Billy & Chuck vs. Rikishi, Maven & Al Snow -Chuck and Al start off, with Al throwing punches and kicks, then a shoulder block. Atomic Drop by Snow, then another and an elbow to the head. Tag to Maven, who goes up and comes down with an ax handle smash. Double hiptoss and double elbow drop by Snow and Maven 1-2-shoulder up. Maven kicks Chuck in the chest and armdrags him into the armbar. Tag to Al, who goes up and drops onto Chuck's arm. Al knocks Albert and Billy off the apron, but Chuck hits him with a clothesline. Tag to Albert. Albert whips Snow into the turnbuckle, then a stalled side underhook suplex. Tag to Billy, but Snow explodes out of the corner and clotheslines him down. Tag to Rikishi, who comes in and starts throwing knockdown punches. Tag to Chuck, who runs into a powerslam. Knockdown punches to Billy and Chuck. Superkick to Chuck and a clothesline to Billy. Rikishi punches Albert off the apron and pulls Rico into the ring. He Backs That Ass Up into both Rico and Chuck at the same time. He sets to StinkFace both of them, but Albert runs in and ax kicks Rikish down 1-2-kickout. Tag to Albert. Punches in the corner by Albert, then knees to the face. Albert with a scoop slam to Rikishi. He knocks Al Snow and Maven off the apron, but turns into a Samoan Drop. Tag to Maven. Maven takes on both Billy and Chuck, dropkicking Chuck over the top, but turning into a FameAssEr. Rikishi Superkicks Billy down, but Albert takes him to the outside. In the ring, Al hits Chuck with the SnowPlow, but Rico spinning heel kicks him out of the ring. Maven goes up top and hits the stunned Chuck with a flying crossbody 1-2-3! In the back, Stacy makes her way to Hogan's room, telling him that Vince wants to see him right now. Hogan, being a man, asks to follow Stacy. Fade Out. In the back, Kidman views a tape of Stasiak's horrendous promo. Helms flies in and they both thank god that they're on SmackDown and not on Raw. Kidman says something is missing, but Helms attempts to cheer him up. Kidman says that noone knows who he is, nor care about his match against Tajiri. Helms tells him that the crowd will pop for anything Texas related. In the back, Hogan and Stacy enter Vince's room. Vince looks over the red and yellow. Stacy complements Hogan's pythons. Vince asks if Hogan believes in deja vu. He feels like he's experienced this same groundswell of Hogan support before. As he recalls, nothing could stop that momentum. That was just before the berth of Hulkamania, just before he first became WWF Champion. Now Vince can't help but wonder if it's happening all over again. Is it possible that this Sunday will be the rebirth of Hulkamania? That Hogan will once again lead the WWF into a new era of prosperity? This Sunday, Hogan will go face to face with destiny. What is Hogan gonna do this Sunday at Backlash when reality comes down on him? Fade Out. Tajiri & Chavo vs. The Hurricane & Billy Kidman -Tajiri comes out, with Torrie still in her geisha outfit, which she noticeably dislikes. Chavo makes his way out, followed by Hurricane and Kidman. Kidman and Chavo start off, with Kidman snapmaring Chavo and then armdragging him down. Back elbow by Kidman, then a leaping headscissors. Tag to Hurricane. He and Kidman bodydrop Chavo. Tag to Tajiri. Hurricane applies a headlock, then a shoulder block. Chops by Tajiri, then some by Helms. Tajiri with a reverse thrust kick. Tag to Chavo. Chavo hits an uppercut, then another. Spinning backbreaker by Helms. Tag to Kidman who leaps into the ring with a legdrop. Tag to Chavo. Chavo chokes Kidman on the ropes, allowing Tajiri to punch the prone Champion. Tajiri yells at Torrie, while Kidman hits an enziguri. Tag to Helms, who comes in with a flurry of punches. Leaping clothesline, then a back elbow. Back bodydrop by Hurricane, but Kidman knees him in the head and tags in Tajiri. Helms hits a reverse thrust kick and chokeslams Tajiri 1-2-broken by Chavo! Helms hits Chavo with a neckbreaker. He looks for the Eye on Tajiri, but the Japanese Buzzsaw pushes him out of the ring. Tajiri lifts Kidman on his back and Chavo goes up top, but Helms pushes him off the top. Tajiri looks to catapult Kidman, but Helms leaps from the top and crossbodies him 1-2-shoulder up. Helms and Kidman run the ropes, but Chavo pulls Kidman out of the ring, disorienting Helms. Hurricane looks around and turns into the Kick of Death 1-2-3! After the match, Tajiri hits Kidman with the Kick of Death as well and then yells at Torrie all the way up the ring. Fade Out. Mark Henry Segment -Mark Henry comes out onthe stage. He is asked what Feat of Strength he will perform tonight. He points towards a Ford Taurus and claims that he will lift it off the ground. He is here to prove that he is the World's Strongest Man. As Henry gets to the car, he sees it surrounded by wrestlers. Test claims the car doesn't even have an engine, but Faarooq proves otherwise. Test says he can probably do it himself. He tries and fails, claiming that he just worked out. He has a hundred dollars that says Henry can't lift the car. Many of the wrestlers take the bet. Henry places a tpwel over his neck and puts his neck under the passenger side roof hangover. He locks his arms around the A and B pillars and lifts, getting the passenger side off the ground and actually rolling backwards. As Henry celebrates, Faarooq wants Test to pay up, but instead Test slams the door into Faarooq, prompting the other wrestlers to pull them apart. Fade Out. Hollywood Hulk Hogan Interview -Hendrix wails and the red and yellow flashes, as Hulk Hogan makes his way to the ring. There's no doubt, Hulkamania is still running wild. He's heard the word "reality" used a lot lately. Is it reality that he'll beat Triple H this Sunday? That he'll pull off what no one thinks he can do? Well the Hulkster is going to reach down inside and become WWF Champion once again. Like Vince always says: perception is reality. He never thought he'd be back in the WWF, let alone with 67,000 Hulkamaniacs cheering for him at WrestleMania. This Sunday, he's got a shot at the WWF Title. He used to take the Championship for granted, but now that he's been away for so many years, he realizes what it really means and how precious it is. This may be his one shot to complete his journey. With all that said, this is reality. He believes in his heart that he can do this. All the Hulkamaniacs believe he can do it. And Triple H had better believe it can do it, because at Backlash, he's going to have the 24-inch pythons running wild on him. Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania-- The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and out comes the Ayatollah. He tells Hogan to shut his mouth. Reality? The reality is that Hogan is a farce, a joke. No matter what people say, Jericho is not the has-been around here; Hogan is. Hogan doesn't want Hulkamania to end? Hulkamania died around the same time the rubix cube went out of style. The fact that a has-been like Hogan gets a Title shot, while a Living Legend like Jericho doesn't even have a match is unfair. What has Hogan ever accomplished in the WWF? So he sold a couple t-shirts. So he had his own cartoon. Big freaking deal! Jericho was the first Undisputed Champion in history! He was the Undisputed Champion until Triple H stole it from him at WrestleMania. For that, Jericho despises Triple H. But he'll still enjoy watching Triple H destroy Hogan, because at least Trips got the belt by defeating the best in the business. Since Hogan's been back, he's had one singles match, and he blew it. Hogan lost at WrestleMania, and yet he gets an Undisputed Title shot? He still has the fans following him and chanting his name? That's garbage. Hogan tells Jericho to shut up. If Jericho has something to say, why doesn't he come down to the ring and say it to his face. Jericho looks around, takes off his shirt, and makes his way down the ramp. Jericho gets in the ring and stares Hogan down. He starts to speak, but Hogan clocks him across the face. Hogan beats Jericho into the corner, when Angle comes down to make it two-on-one. Edge runs down, and he and Hogan clear Angle and Jericho from the ring. Fade Out. In the back, Vince chews Edge out for even being here, after he was supposed to be injured. First he demands an explanation, but then tells Edge to leave the building. Edge gets right in Vince's face and says he sees fear in the Billion Dollar Daddy's eyes, fear of what Edge will do to Vince's lapdog Angle. Edge leaves the building and Vince requests Triple H's presence. Test vs. Faarooq -Test takes Faarooq to the corner, punching away. Faarooq hits a back elbow and clotheslines Test down. He goes second rope and punches away on Test, but Test walks forward, dropping Faarooq onto the turnbuckle. Clothelsine by Test, then another. Test smashes Faarooq down, but Faarooq gets his knees up as Test comes down on them. Faarooq with a clothesline, then another, then a powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Back elbow by Test. He pins, using the ropes, but Teddy doesn't even bother to count. Faarooq looks for the spinebuster, but Test punches him down. Test misses the big boot and Faarooq clothesliens him down 1-2-kickout. Test looks for the Pump Handle Slam, but Faarooq floats over and rolls Test up, using the ropes for leverage 1-2-3! As Teddy raises Faarooq's arm, Test gives him the Big Boot. In the back, Stacy finds Triple H reading WWF magazine. Trips tells her she can't just stare at him all the time. He takes his shirt off and Stacy gets sidetracked looking at his body. Trips flexes his pecs, almost hypnotizing Stacy. She finally tells him that Vince wants to see him, to which Trips replies "You can't make me come just by telling me to." The reference goes over Stacy's head, so The Game drops the innuendo and tells her that he'll be there when he gets there. Fade Out. In the back, Triple H enters Vince's office. Vince admires all that Triple H has done to come back from injury. But he wonders if Triple H is cold enough to put out the fires of the greatest comeback in WWF history. If he's not up to it, Triple H can take solace in this fact: if he loses the Title to Hogan, Triple H becomes the exclusive property of SmackDown. In the back, Sharmell asks for Hardcore Holly's thoughts. First Hardcore thinks about who the hell hired Sharmell. Holly thinks of kicking DDP's teeth down his throat. Page comes up and smiles at Holly. He's smiling at an angry bully who belittles people just trying to do their jobs, and it's starting to piss him off. That's not a bad thing; that's a good thing. Fade Out. Diamond Dallas Page vs. Hardcore Holly -They exchange elbows to start. Holly ducks a clothesline, only to be caught with another one. Holly drops DDP onto the turnbuckle and stomps away. Holly kicks Page, but DDP starts beating on him in the corner. Big Boot by Holly, then a clothesline. Suplex by Holly. Hardcore goes up top, but Page 'buckles him. Page goes up and Superplexes him down. They both stagger up, and DDP hits punch after punch, then connects with a roundhouse clothesline. Page looks for the Diamond Cutter, but Holly shoves him into the ropes, giving him the Trademark Dropkick on the rebound 1-2-3! After the match, they start fighting again. Page ducks a clothesline and catches Holly with the Diamond Cutter. In the back, Kurt Angle warms up with Jericho. Jericho says he's almost glad they got tossed out of the ring earlier. Now they have more of a reason to destroy their opponents tonight. Jericho talks about how Angle will suck the life out of Edge at Backlash, but Angle explodes over the words "Angle" and "suck" in the same sentence. Fade Out. D-Von Segment -A church organ plays, and out comes "Mr. McMahon's Spiritual Advisor" D-Von Dudley. D-Von, dressed as a minister, makes his way to the ring. Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation, D-Von comes as a humble servent of the man above. Testify! Two weeks ago, a great prophet came to D-Von and said, "D-Von, you must leave the WWF and go find yourself." One week later, he returned, having found not only himself, but also the man above. D-Von found God, redemption, and piece of mind. First and foremost, he must thank the prophet that showed him the light. That great prophet is a wealthy man, a powerful man, known as Vince McMahon. Vince is the savior of the WWF, he who helped D-Von find his way. As he looks upon the crowd, he sees lost souls who need the light. D-Von is the man who can bring it to them. Fallen is Babylon, the city of demons. The people of Houston need saving. They need a man like Vince McMahon, D-Von's personal benefactor. Testify! They can show the people the light, if they only let them. He and the great prophet are the sheep, and the people are the wolves. They are the wicked; he and McMahon are the strong. D-Von can show what redemption needs to be done. He can pick you up, turn you around, set your feet on solid ground. He did it for D-Von, and he can do it for you. This sermon is over. D-Von leaves the ring and holds out a donation basket, which garners more dollars than one might think. Fade Out. Main Event: Triple H & Hulk Hogan vs. Chris Jericho & Kurt Angle -Triple H and Angle start off, with Angle punching away in the corner. Back bodydrop by Trips, then a couple knockdown punches. Trips pulls Angle's singlet down, showing that Angle is still wearing his thong. Angle shoves Hogan, and Hogan gets Triple H to tag him in. Hogan shoves Angle away, and Angle immediately tags in Jericho. Jericho flexes for Hogan and asks for a Test of Strength. They lock hands, and Hogan forces Jericho to his knees. Angle attacks Hogan form behind, but Hogan clotheslines Jericho and Angle down. Back elbow by Jericho, who goes up top, only for Hogan to toss him off. Clothesline to Angle. Tag to Triple H. Trips stomps away on Jericho, then hits the high knee. Jericho looks for a dropkick, but Trips catches him and catapults him into Angle. Spinebuster to Jericho 1-2-broken by Angle. While Tim White yells at Hogan, Jericho gets in a low blow and tags inAngle. German suplex 1-2-kickout. Tag to Jericho. Jericho with a clothesline in the corner, and he starts pounding away. Trips explodes out of the corner, but Jericho locks in a sleeper. Triple H falls to his knees from the hold. His arm falls once, but then comes back and back suplexes Jericho down. Tag to Angle. Angle runs at Trips, who ducks, causing Angle to ram into the turnbuckle. Tag to Hogan. Hogan smashes Jericho and Angle into each other and then tosses Jericho over the top. Big Boot to Angle. He goes for the Leg Drop, but Jericho pulls him out of the ring. On the outside, Jericho smashes Hogan into the stairs and gets a chair. Jericho comes in the ring and tosses Tim White out of the ring. He runs at The Game with the chair, but Trips ducks the shot and DDTs Jericho. He looks for the Pedigree on Angle, but Jericho breaks it up. Angle and Jericho doubleteam on Triple H in the corner. Jericho again gets the chair, but now Hogan takes it away and boots Jericho out of the ring. Hogan runs at Angle, but Kurt ducks and Hogan nails Triple H with the chair! Jericho holds Hogan for a chairshot, when Edge runs in and Spears Angle! They brawl to the outside and through the crowd, leaving Jericho alone with Hogan and Triple H. Big Boot to Jericho, followed with the Leg Drop. Hogan yells at Jericho, while Triple H picks up the chair and clobbers Hogan with it. The Game picks up his belt and holds it over the fallen Hogan. End Show.  Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail This message was edited by Austin on 4-17-02 @ 4:42 PM | ||||
| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 5:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:God, I miss the Dudley Boys. No good can come of this....  You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat and be bestest of friends.
| ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Sounds like a shitty show. Jericho doesn't even have a match at Backlash...And Raw is getting shut down badly. Smackdown gets Trips after he's done with the belt. Poor Raw... | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 6:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Actually, from rumors I've read and from what was announced there at the tapings, I think the world champ replaces the person who beat them's spot in the roster they were in. So, if HHH jobs to Hogan at Backlash (I doubt that's happening), he replaces Hogan at SD. If he loses to a Raw competitor, though, I believe he's going to Raw. So, it's not set in stone he's going to SD after, if I am correct. That said, you are correct, rage, it does sound like a shitty show. Thank God the Isles are playing Game 1 Thursday so I wouldn't have watched it anyway. Looks like after a Week 1 where the prognosticators were right and SD kicked Raw's ass, I have been proven right, and Raw is the superior brand for two weeks in a row. This is because the SD roster is TOO stacked. Raw is something new and looks fresh, while SD, with all the same old guys in the main event and not enough slots for midcarders to be elevated, is S.O.S. (Same Old Shit) God, I love being right :-D 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Hopefully come up with a better name for the Crack Commitee than something the Mad Dog came up with. Come on! | ||||
| X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney | posted on 04-17-2002 @ 10:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Didn't they do this storyline once? I think It was Rev. Love. If D-von starts crying, "I LOVE YOU" then I'm gonna jump off a cliff  , VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!! | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 9:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!  | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 12:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Those are some of the biggest teeth I have ever seen in my life. Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | god Vince is really searching for a story line. I hate this AARP Oldamania angle. HHH will hopefully kill him, and retain the title. | ||||
| I swear it was this big Tussle King | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Anyone remember the angle when The Dudley Boyz joined RTC? I can almost see it now... Through some tricky manuevering, Vince is able to acquire the services of Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray sees what Devon has become and tries to change him back to the old "Get The Table" ways. Devon refuses and they (may) start an angle together. In the end, Bubba Ray will be getting beat down, Devon will have a change of heart, help out Bubba Ray, do the WASUP drop, get the tables, and all will be well with the world. That would be pretty cool and I will be psyched to see it happen. ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list. | ||||
| X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 4:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Thanks teen, I had almost gotten those images out of my head of him crying on stage, sweating like a big fat pig., VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!! | ||||
Displaying 1-10 of 10 messages in this thread. |