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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: MATCH OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE on Raw tonight! | ||||
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| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 6:54 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | Yes, folks, just head over to WWF.com and you will notice the main event tonight is Hulk Hogan v. William Regal! Yes, that's right, finally a match where Regal doesn't have a style clash! They're BOTH slow and boring! WAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This match is gonna be like the best match ever and stuff! The slow and boring guy who knows no wrestling moves against the slow and boring guy who knows alot of wrestling moves, but STILL manages to be slow and boring. USA v. that British scum. The guy who makes wrestling fans everywhere puke against the guy who pukes on stewardesses! The Unstoppable Force v. The Immovable (literally, they can't move) Object! JIM BY GAWD ROSS IS GONNA BE CALLING THIS BY GAWD ONCE IN A BY GAWD LIFETIME MATCH BY GAWD, so you better watch it, cuz it's gonna be a slobberknocker and there's gonna be plenty of scalded dogs and MarkHenryhasagreatfutureintheWWFifhelosessomeweight. Needless to say, this is Must See TV. And to think, if they didn't add those two talentless hacks HHH and Jericho, we'd have gotten an equally impressive match of the year candidate in Hogan-Taker at Judgment Day. Oh well, I guess this makes up for it. Oh, and if you were wondering, the rest of the announced Raw card for tonight is this: -Eddy Guerrero vs. Jeff Hardy for the WWF Intercontinental Title -RVD vs. Booker T. -Brock Lesnar vs. Shawn Stasiak -Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Jazz for the WWF Hardcore Title -Spike Dudley vs. Goldust 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Hopefully come up with a better name for the Crack Commitee than something the Mad Dog came up with. Come on! This message was edited by Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! on 4-29-02 @ 7:05 PM | ||||
| Jack Meehoff Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 7:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Sir O hacked Hello!'s account? | ||||
| pnigga well...I feel like an ass now "wading in the genetic pool of vomit" | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 7:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | does anybody have a fucking clue why Regal is still employed? guys like Mike Awesome, Justin Credible, and Tommy Dreamer all get buried in dark matches so this fat limey drunk can fight Hogan? --------------------------------------------------  | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 7:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote:No, because I acknowledge Regal as the best wrestler on the WWF roster, at least until Benoit returns. Anyway, anyone care to explain why Jeff Hardy, a week removed from being totally squashed by Brock Lesnar, gets an IC title shot, while Lesnar is slumming it up with Stasiak? More genius booking...  Metal / Wrestling / Baseball Ninja / pr0n | ||||
| burning in a lake of fire | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 9:08 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | thats easy, they dont want eddie to lose the title yet, if he faces brock, it's over. he faces jeff... well you know the rest when it comes to weight loss, subway sandwiches go hand in hand with AIDES | ||||
| Se7en | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | does anybody have a fucking clue why Regal is still employed? Probably because he's one of the best wrestlers the WWF has. But wait, you folks hate that stuff, don't you....the actual WRESTLING part of it. Maybe if Regal shot himself so full of drugs that he looked like the Michelin Man, walked around acting all INTENSE~! and butch, and was banging the boss' daughter in order to cement his place at the top of the WWF pack like The FuHHHrer, you guys would be drooling over him. If Regal's style doesn't work in the WWF, it's for one simple reason - painfully few of the individuals on the WWF roster actually know how to WRESTLE.  "Being a bastard WORKS." --Spider Jerusalem | ||||
| AlterEgoManiac | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Regal did a lot of wrestling in circuses and stuff at the beginning of his career, didn't he? Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste. | ||||
| Harry Ballzanya | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: NOW your finally starting to understand us..
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| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: He got his start wrestling at carnivals throughout Britain when he was 15 years old.  I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar. | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote:I'm not saying Brock should get a title shot just yet. I just fail to see the logic in giving Jeff Hardy a shot at the company's number 2 belt, a week after getting squashed by a guy wrestling his second match in the fed. Wait...logic...WWF...what the fuck am I thinking? quote:I may be a little off, but I remember reading that Regal got started in the carnivals by actually beating one of the carney wrestlers. Apparently, the carney's take open challenges from audience members, and they're trained to knock their opponents out in a few seconds so as not to do any significant damage. Regal, however, was not only able to avoid getting knocked out, but actually defeated his opponent, and was hired on the spot. The rest, is history... So how was the match anyway? Metal / Wrestling / Baseball Ninja / pr0n | ||||
| NortonFan615 | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | Look, Im not trying to be a dick to anyone here. Everyone has their own opinion. I just have a question. If you hate the WWF so much, why do you watch it? And why do you actually take the time to post a thread about it? Its starting to get like Stern lovers that hate O&A but cant stop listening and posting here "Look at this morose motherfucker right here. Looks like someone shit in his breakfast." | ||||
| X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney | posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | The regal match was the highlight tonight. Forget being two slow wrestlers, these guys were so fast, I blinked and it was over. What the hell is the point of making the match and then having it DQ'd immediatley? Same thing with the Big Show angle? He turns heel with the NWO and the next week he's gone to Guam? Nice job. VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!! | ||||
| pnigga well...I feel like an ass now "wading in the genetic pool of vomit" | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 3:49 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | the Regal match was only a vehicle to get The Undertaker an opportunity to jump Hogan and beat the living piss out of him. Regal can barely move, let alone wrestle. truth be known, Regal's probably one of the only guys left in the WWF that wouldn't beat Hogan's ass in a real fight. -------------------------------------------------- | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 4:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote:Lay off the crack, son. Metal / Wrestling / Baseball Ninja / pr0n | ||||
| crack hitler If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me. Unofficail Ambassador of WOW | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote:jesus, that was so stupid even i had to post in here to call you a fucking idiot. well back to berating sloppy boobs, goodnight all :cool:  I love the Amy | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | If Crack agrees with me, does that mean my penis grows? Just wonderin... Metal / Wrestling / Baseball Ninja / pr0n | ||||
| pnigga well...I feel like an ass now "wading in the genetic pool of vomit" | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 7:25 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | what's so outrageous about that? do you really think if they put a guy like HHH in the ring with Hogan the geriatric, and didn't script it, that HHH wouldn't beat the living piss out of him? Hogan can't even climb the ropes. get real. -------------------------------------------------- This message was edited by pnigga on 4-30-02 @ 7:26 AM | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 7:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well Let's see, Stevie Richards wins the Hardcore title from Bubba. Makes sense. Make the title even more meaningless than when David Arquette won the WCW title. Shawn Stasiak is about as entertaining as watching paint dry. I actually thought the Lesnar match was awful. Booker T looked like a drag queen and now is below even mid card status in a feud with Goldust. To think he had matches against the Rock and Austin. The way he is going he might even work a feud with Tazz or lance Storm on Jakked. Is everyone excited about the 6 man tag between Flair, Austin, and Bradshaw with the NWO as I am. Wahoo. Can't wait. The tag team division is in the toilet right now. I don't know, why not have a feud between Lance Storm and Justin Credible vs the Hardy Boyz.  | ||||
| pnigga well...I feel like an ass now "wading in the genetic pool of vomit" | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 7:53 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | the WWF is turning into a circus eerily reminiscent of the crap heap the WWF found itself in during the peak of WCW's popularity several years ago. with so many talented acts in both rosters, what the hell are they doing giving air time to Goldust? of all the ECW talent owned by the WWF, they give the hardcore title to Steve Richards. Lance Storm gets nothing but dark matches, and jobs in all of them. Justin Credible never sees the light of day...his match with Tommy Dreamer on Sunday was the first time I've seen the dude on TV in weeks. But we've got Hulka Fossil spitting tea in William Regal's face, and Stone Age Steve Austin drinking beer with Bradshaw. Then we get to see Goldust put a wig on Booker T's head. Exciting feud developing there, eh? The WWF has already started imploding slowly. Their ratings have dropped markedly since the Hogan return and will continue to do so as each subsequent PPV becomes nothing more than a three hour countdown to the heavyweight title match. start building up storylines involving people other than Hogan, 'Taker, and Austin so we might actually be entertained for our $40. -------------------------------------------------- | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: That hurts. Just cuz I find Regal incredibly boring doesnt mean I hate the WWF. Though Raw DID suck last night, ending a pretty good streak they had going. 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Hopefully come up with a better name for the Crack Commitee than something the Mad Dog came up with. Come on! | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 1:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | I have a question why the hell does Spit Dipshit have the Euro title. Are you telling me that there is no one on the roster who is a little deserving. [Sarcasm]Once again proof that Vinnie Mac is a Genious [/Sarcasm] | ||||
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