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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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Obviously you can use the standard Rock and Austin moves, punch, punch, punch, kick to the stomach, but what else could you really use or would you use.

I don't think the worm, people's elbow, leg drop, figure 4, sharpshooter, stunner, diamond cutter, bonzai drop, stinkface would really work.

I think a DDT or chokeslam on the sidewalk,or belly to belly suplex could work. The ankle lock where you break the guys ankle could be a good one too but you have to hurt him beforehand.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-24-02 @ 11:28 AM
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
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various moves i have used on friends in school and vice versa:

Boston squid
Double axe handle
chokeslam
walls of jericho(got him down with the double axe to the back then applied the hold)
ankle lock(same)
knife edge chop, which really hurts if you put enough force into it
Stiener Recliner(kid took 6 double axe hammers to the small of his back before i could get the hold on him)

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and various amatuer wrestling moves that i have no clue what they are call
Ferret
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

chokeslam on the sidewalk



Please, I would love to see you try to pick up a guy by his neck with one arm.




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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:53 AM      
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Eye poke, low blow, then chair shot to head. Then, the sledgehammer to the legs.


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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
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I had a friend who did a DDT on some asshole on the Seaside Heights boardwalk years ago. Knocked him the fuck out. Really an awesome site.

I can say I've used the belly-to-belly suplex, though never on sidewalks or roads, just on lawns. Also, a variation used as an effective counter to bearhugs, favorite move of Heavyweights, in high school wrestling.

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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
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quote:

chokeslam on the sidewalk


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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
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I never said I did it, I just said it might be a move that can be done and would have devastating affects.

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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
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Se7en
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 5:34 PM      
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You could use most of the judo-based moves in a real fight (Exploder, Uranage (aka the Rock Bottom), probably even the katahajime if applied correctly). Likewise you could use a lot of submission moves, since they're used in real shoot fights: stuff like choke sleepers, anklelocks, jujigateme... I doubt you'd be able to pull off a powerbomb or a chokeslam.

I've always wanted to give someone a Dangerous Driver suplex though. I imagine it'd be terribly satisfying.

I've actually been legit DDTed in a "real" wrestling match before (real as in, amateur wrestling). I was going for a double leg pickup on the guy, and he locked his arm around my neck and the fucker fell backwards, drilling my head into the mat. Hurt like fucking hell. I bit down so hard I cracked a tooth (that's why you should wear mouth guards, kids!), and my neck hurt for hours aftewards. But I pinned the son of a bitch, so it was a happy ending.



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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 5:57 PM      
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Any variation of the sleeper hold would work well...And of course you could use the Gonzo Bomb to kill someone



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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
sleeper hold and armbar, they taught us that
shit the first day in Gracie Jiu Jitsu
but the most effective move to straight up kill
someone is a well executed german suplex,
the only proble is the guy better be your weight
(or less) because if he isnt, the only thing
you'll br walking home with is a hernia


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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
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I actually did DDT someone once in a fight. I had him in a facelock, and just fell back. Knocked him silly.

The Fisherman's Buster is the one "impact" wrestling move that is feasable in a real fight, if you can get your opponent in a facelock and hook the opposite leg, and as long as you have the strength to get him in the air. Even still, it would be difficult to pull off without a significant beating beforehand, and against anyone with decent skill/instincts, would be near impossible unless you're twice his size.

And an armbar will end a fight in a second. So simple, but incredibly effective. If you try to do something crazy like a chokeslam or powerbomb or a hurricanrana, unless your opponent is half dead, you won't pull it off and will probably get your ass kicked.


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RonRon5477
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
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Move that that would work:
Crippler Crossface
side Russian legsweep
Walls of Jericho
DDT
Cobra Twist
neckbreaker



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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 8:52 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
perhaps the wiggle
maybe even the bronco buster
does the spinaroonie count as a move? :-D

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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 10:38 AM      
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a front face lock is always good because its a good comanding move on the street. but i always wanted to olympic slam somebody threw a widshelid.

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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
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A bulldog is a great sneak attack move. You could also try the piledriver but your opponent would have to be stunned, plus you might paralyze them so make sure there aren't a lot of witnesses.

A drop kick or a big boot to the head might work if they were running at you.




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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

A bulldog is a great sneak attack move.
I can just picture this. Silvio runs at someone from behind, slaps him on the back of the head (missing the grab) and does a flying ass bomb onto the sidewalk, cracking his tailbone.

That would so NOT work.


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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 9:17 PM      
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Someone gave me the Rock Bottom before on the basketball court in gym class. I learned a way to take a lot of the hurt out of it. Before you hit the ground, arch your back a little bit and tuck either upper arm in towards your back. When you hit the ground, the force gets distributed between your elbow, upper arm, and shoulders instead of straight on your back. It doesn't hurt nearly as bad then. At least, it didn't for me.

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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
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That hide the brass knuckles in your pants trick always seems to work pretty good.

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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
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DDT...maybe a suplex...I don't think the Stone Cold Stunner would work. Body Slam maybe. I was put in a figure 4 when I was a kid and it was painful. Maybe that running jumping clothesline that Bret Hart used to do would work. Flying Shoulder Block, anyone??

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posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Any variation of a sidewalk slam would knock the wind out of your opponent. There are also plenty of chokes and armbars that can put someone twice your size at your mercy. Forget all the DDT and Hurricaranna crap, you'll only end up hurting yourself. Keep it simple and you'll be fine.

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