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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
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When did Garth Algar (Wayne's World) start wrestling in the WWF under
the alias Spike Dudley? Just a random thought. Anyway, what is up
everyone! Hope all is well and let's get to some wrestling takes for
this week!

Coming off last night's show, I am baffled how the WWF is burying the
Hardys after they were getting a nice push there for a while. It makes
no sense to have them come out last night in the main event and get
squashed. Why even put them over in the first place if they are just
going to end up being jobbers to the big guys like Austin and HHH.
Speaking of Austin, I know I have said this in the past, but this angle
with him sucks the sweat off a donkey's testicles. For years we have
heard the phrase "DTA" out of Austin. Whether he was a heel or a baby
face, that was his gimmick and it worked. Now he is aligned with HHH
and Vince McMahon. That is so stupid. It takes away from what people
liked about Austin in the first place. So WWF officials who read this
(and I know you do), do something creative with Austin for the love of
god. I am not saying make him a baby face again, but either way, keep
him as the loner character - that is what makes him so special. Dammit,
I just hate seeing him cut promos with HHH in the ring right next to
him, it just isn't the same!

All right, now that I have vented there. Let's talk about something I
do like - and that is the gimmick we have going with the Undertaker and
Kane. Undertaker is getting pretty damn funny in his old age and new
gimmick. I like the way they are portraying these two. His opening
segment with Kane was priceless. While I hate the Austin gimmick, I
love the match they have booked at Backlash this Sunday with all the
titles on the line. Should be worth watching!


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I also look for the Benoit vs. Angle 30 minute submission match to be
something special as well. I like watching these two get in the ring
and wrestle. If you are an old school fan of actual wrestling, you will
enjoy this one.

Now, what the hell are they doing with the Big Show? Big Show against
Shane McMahon? That is stupid. The guy is huge, has some charisma, and
if used right, could be a big player in the WWF. I wonder how much
Vince was actually shooting in his Smackdown interview when he called
Show, "the biggest disappointment in WWF history."

Having him go up against Shane at Backlash is almost as stupid as
Kaientai come out in Elway's jersey last night to get over with the
crowd and then get the victory over RTC. Which by the way is like
watching an animal slowly die - it is just painful to watch. Please,
for the love of all creatures big and small, end the damn RTC gimmick!
Their time has past and it is time to let those guys go off and do their
own thing.

Oh, and quick memo to the WWF, stop playing XFL promos during Raw. Give
it up. No one gives a rat's ass about the XFL. And while I enjoy
watching Raw, I will say that TNN has to be the worst channel of
all-time. Have you seen the gay commercials they run? "We've got pop?"
Who is the advertising executive who came up with the great idea to
promote the channel by playing answering machine messages from trailer
park rednecks who can't get enough of Miami Vice? Sorry guys, it is
late and I am venting here, forgive me! On a good note, I am happy to
see Albert get a nice body wax going and shave that ridiculous body hair
he had going on. You know other wrestlers had something to say about
that, "dude, shave your back or I am not getting in the ring with you."
Nice work, Albert.

In protest, I am not going to post an email of the week because quite
frankly, they sucked. Stop emailing me and giving me the wrestlers'
real names in order to impress me. "Steve (Williams) Austin, Edge (Adam
Copeland), etc."

That is stupid and I am not impressed. Also, stop trying to bomb on me
in hopes that I will post your email. FYI - if you write me and curse
me out, there is a 100% chance you will not see your email in this
newsletter

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Just Jon
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Nice. Was this written by that dude Chris who used to do recaps for Scoops? He was a funny motherfucker.

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posted on 04-24-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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Wait, Albert shaved his body hair off?? Somewhere in Etheopia There is a village that has new thatch roofs on their huts.





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posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:10 AM      
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That was a real good recap not just about the wrestling and includes those goddamn xfl ads.



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posted on 04-25-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
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god damn do i miss Scoops, that was by far the best wrestling site on the net


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