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hammersavage
| posted on 05-23-2001 @ 12:38 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| Before everything started they showed the Raw main event in it's entirety.
DARK MATCHES
1) Topay (?) defeated Steve Bradley with a modified version of an STF.
2) Nova and Frankie Kazarian defeated Mikey Henderson and Christopher Daniels after they pinned Christopher Daniels with a double team swinging DDT. A good solid match which even had a "REFEREE" chant when the ref did a cartwheel to make the count.
Coach and Michael P.S. Hayes come out to do the European Heat commentary.
HEAT MATCHES
1) The APA defeated X-Factor (Justin Credible and Albert) when Faarooq pinned Credible after the double powerbomb.
2) Kaientai defeated Crash and Hardcore Holly after Taka nailed the Michinokou Driver. After the match Hardcore Holly has some words for Coach.
3) Big Show defeated "The One" Billy Gunn in a no-title Hardcore match after a chokeslam. These two wrestled how snails fuck, SLOPPY AND SLOW.
4) Test defeated Val Venis after he hit the big boot.
5) Jerry Lynn retained the Light heavyweight title against Essa Rios. Lynn got the victory with a botched up DDT.
Tony Chimmel does some merchandising plugs. I swear girls cream their pants when they are shown 8x10's of the Hardy Boyz.
Lilian Garcia does the National Anthem.
SMACKDOWN
Kevin Kelly interviews X-Pac. X-Pac tries to get some heat by dissing The Ducks, The Angels, and Eddie Guerrero.
A clip of Jericho and Benoit becoming champions on Raw is shown.
Vince McMahon comes out and cuts and interview. He lets us know that HHH will be out 4-6 months. He also let's us know that the Benoit/Jericho victory was a miracle, and that they will defend the titles in a TLC match against The Dudley Boyz, The Hardy Boyz, and Edge and Christian.
1) X-Pac defeated Eddie Guerrero after he hit a botched X-Factor. He tried to execute the move from the top rope.
And finally the moment I've been waiting for......TAJIRI is shown in the commisioner's office talking to Regal. Regal says that he has seen him in action before and he has to earn his spot in the WWF. He asks him to stop bowing because it is stereotypical. He says the WWF isn't about stereotyping. He tells him to get some tea and crumpets for him. Yes it's true, Tajiri is now Commisioner Regal's BITCH!!!
Clip of the Shane McMahon and Kurt Angle incident from Raw is shown.
Kurt Angle is shown talking to Coach.
D-Von and Bubba Ray are shown talking to Spike about Molly.
RC Cola Rewind- Dudleyz versus Hollys on Raw
Angle is shown talking to Molly Holly, looking for Shane. Spike confronts Angle and tells him to leave his girlfriend alone. Spike challenges Angle to a match. Both of them make their way to the ring through the audience.
2) Kurt Angle defeated Sike Dudley with the ankle lock. This match saw two Olympic Slams including one from the steel steps to the outside. Molly came in to break the ankle lock up. The Holly cousins came down and took Molly away. Kurt Angle then put the ankle lock on Spike again.
Lilian Garcia interviews Kurt Angle in the back.
3) Dean Malenko defeated Raven after Perry Saturn hit a neck breaker on Raven, allowing Malenko to pin him. After the match Saturn and Malenko tried to beat up Raven, but Raven eventually got the upper hand and took them both out, even DDT'ing Saturn on a chair. Saturn lays in the ring just like on Raw.
Trish walks in on Steve Blackman and tells him she needs to change. She changes behind a screen, which just happens to produce a sihlouette.
Hardy Boyz and Lita are shown talking.
Austin is shown walking to the ring.
Blackman helps Trish change behind the screen. His kendo stick looks like a dick so there are a bunch of sexual inuendos. Grandmaster Sexay walks in and starts giving facial expressions like it was his first time watching a porno.
Austin comes out and cuts an interview basically saying how he was screwed and that he doesn't like HHH. Something that I found funny was that he called The Walls of Jericho 'The Lion Tamer' not once but two times.
Tajiri is shown bringing Regal's tea and crumpets. Rhyno storms in and demands a match with The Big Show. Regal says 'no.' He wants a match with Austin. Regal says 'no.' Then he asked for a match with Kane, to which Regal replied 'yes.'
4) Steve Blackman, Grandmater Sexy, and Trish Stratus defeated Bull Buchano, Goodfather, and Ivory when Blackman pinned Bull after GMS hit the hip hop drop. After the match the threesome danced. Trish even did the worm, and suprisingly her boobs didn't burst.
Kevin Kelly interviews Malenko and Terri and they say that Saturn has had his head slammed on Raw and Smackdown. Saturn comes out of the room with a confused look on his face and says 'thankyou.'
Burn of the week- Edge spearing Jeff Hardy at Wrestlemania.
B-Reel of Cypress Hill is shown in the audience.
Lilian interviews Edge and Christian.
5) Kane defeated Rhyno to retain the Intercontinental championship after he did the chokeslam.
Jericho and Benoit are shown talking in the back.
6) In what I could only describe as an awesome match, Benoit and Jericho retained the Tag titles in a TLC match against The Hardy Boyz, The Dudley Boyz, and Edge and Christian. This match had a bunch of high spots including a powerbomb from the ladder, a legdrop from the ladder, Jericho putting The Walls of Jericho on Edge on top of the ladder, a twist of fate, and a 3D. During the match Chris Benoit got "injured" when he attempted a flying headbutt of the top rope but missed and went through the table. Benoit eventually came back and he was the one to grab the belts. This match was great and lasted about 30 minutes.
This had to be one of the best WWF shows I've been to, and I've been to over a dozen, including Wrestlemania 2000. A great night indeed.
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jerichoholic1
| posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:27 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
| Holy shit that sounds awesome. I can't wait to see Perry say "Thank you" again like he's braindamaged and i wanna see Y2J do the liontamer on Edge on the ladder. And I wan to see Benoit grab the gold
Adopted by Sephiroth.Thx 4 the pic sephiroth. And thx to Austin 3:16 |
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spe5150
| posted on 05-23-2001 @ 4:20 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| Not too thrilled to see Tajiri acting like a servant for the Commish, but at least he's on TV and they can get going with some kind angle with him and Jerry Lynn or someone. But glad that we got a second good WWF show back-to-back for the first time in recent memory.
HHH's injury sucks, though, because he was the only current Main Eventer I didn't mind seeing continue while they push other guys towards the top.
How would you feel about life...if Death was your sister?
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spitfire421
| posted on 05-23-2001 @ 4:31 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
| I just read that the Undertaker wasn't even there... he may be pissed that they took him out of the main event
I know you all think he's getting too old, but he deserves at least one more World Title reign before he retires
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-=Silent Hill 2=-
| posted on 05-23-2001 @ 5:16 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: May. 01
| that TLC must have been a hell of a show.
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suicidalsteve
| posted on 05-23-2001 @ 5:22 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
| I actually thought the wwf was gonna let him grab the title from austin last sunday and hold it one last time till maybe king of the ring or something like that. really blows to see HHH out for that long. and as much as i hate the rock, it'll be interesting to see what goes down these next few months with both of them on the shelf.
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WhackBagKid TALK TO ME, GOMEZ. HE WHO IS #1. | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 6:23 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
| anyone else realize that Y2J is one title away from the Grand Slam, in less than 2 years?
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jap bike jim
| posted on 05-23-2001 @ 7:56 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00
| i agree with spit i am not much for him but he has been paid his dues he deserves it.
"what about me, what about raisin" |
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TAZZA-911
| posted on 05-23-2001 @ 10:38 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00
| I'm glad to hear Raven's back. After that hardcore match he had against Rhyno he was over with the fans and he could move onto bigger things.
As for Ryhno Its a waste for him to keep jobbing to bigger wrestlers than him I hope this jobbing will at least get him in to the KOTR.
And lastly FINALLY Tajiri is on tv again (even though his regal's bitch) But I predict he'll proberly rebell against him making a match at KOTR as Regal vs tajiri. *crosses fingers* Lets hope Nova gets on tv soon as well.
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killjoyhk
| posted on 05-24-2001 @ 3:52 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01
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And lastly FINALLY Tajiri is on tv again (even though his regal's bitch) But I predict he'll proberly rebell against him making a match at KOTR as Regal vs tajiri. *crosses fingers* Lets hope Nova gets on tv soon as well.
[rant]Ok... Tajiri should fight Regal, however, I don't think that Regal is quick enough to fight him. We'll either see a stripped down Tajiri, or a very sloppy "quick" Regal. Oh yeah.. since I started a rant under the "F-You WWF" post, I feel that I should continue it.. here.. :) Yoshihiro Tajiri is, in my opinion, one of the best working physical wrestlers. He never relies on a set spot list (see X-Prick) and the only repetitive spot that he did in ECW was the "Tree-of-woe into baseball slide."
As for Nova, I think that *now* would be a good time to bring Nova in... now that WWF has FINALLY recognized the L-H title on TV... besides, doesn't Nova look a bit like HHH?
The WWF has a legit L-H division now...
Crash
Malenko (questionable.. he's getting large again)
Spike
Essa Rios
K-Kwick (when he comes back)
Jerry Lynn
X-Prick
Tajiri
Nova (if he comes in soon)
TAKA
Funaki
Sheesh... :) [/rant]
This sigpic was stolen!
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TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 05-24-2001 @ 7:11 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Whackbag, don't you remember, Y2J already won the WWF title on Raw about 7 or 8 months ago. However, HHH had it stricken from the record books. He held the belt for 5 minutes. It does not count but he was announced as the champ.
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King f-tard
| posted on 05-24-2001 @ 9:01 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
| That was one of my favorite moments in wwf history. When Y2J beat tripz. It hopefully wont be long until he does it [y2j]agaaaain[/Y2J]
Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)I thought we were all just having fun...
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TAZZA-911
| posted on 05-24-2001 @ 9:27 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00
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Well either see a stripped down tajiri
ECW guys have to change there style so *a* The so called "Hardcore" wrestlers would be wiped of the roster.*b* What Vince says goes.
King F-Tard I hope Jericho wins the belt too. His got an amazing spirit he injured himself during a frankinsteiner and he stills does it for his fans unlike some pussy *cough Xpunk cough*
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