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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
It worked before. Let's try it again.

The match: Street fight
The contenders: All brawl
Time limit: None
Weaponry: Whatever you can cary in in a shopping cart... Including the shopping cart








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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i wonder how this is gonna turn out...and are you gonna try the thong thing again?cause i'll go steal seph's sword again ;)

i didn't watch out so the insects got me




This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 5-28-01 @ 9:22 PM
Bangster
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
yea well this is a street brawl. this isnt a TLC match. so u both better change ur strategies.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching

This message was edited by Bangster on 5-28-01 @ 9:42 PM
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
good idea never comenting in there, bangster, but so what this ain't tlc?i'll still use the sword(and anyone who wants to find out what i'm talking about either read that thread or wait and see) if she wear the thong.it will be done as many times possible until she stops wearing thongs and starts coming to the ring naked

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Damn skippy! Fb, you totally read my mind. There's nothing better than wrestling naked... The feel off another girl's soft breasts squishing against my back, her strong thighs wrapped around my hips, her hands clamped down on my wrists, pinning me to the bed... Uh... mat... Uhm... *achem* Anyways...






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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
soft breasts squishing against my back,
its times like these that i wish for man boobs

i didn't watch out so the insects got me




This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 5-28-01 @ 11:08 PM
Ferret
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Whatever you can cary in in a shopping cart... Including the shopping cart

Hmm...weponry or toys????

I'm in, just send me a pic so I can be sure you're not a beast Katya...I love those russian chicks

"Screw, or screw not. There is no try." --Buzz
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I don't do beastiality ;)






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Ferret
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
That's actually funny K. I never thought about it that way.



"Screw, or screw not. There is no try." --Buzz
King f-tard
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
her strong thighs wrapped around my hips

Can I just sit in the front row?

Naah, I can kick some ass too...





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-30-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
so i take it this match isn't gonnna happen...and i wanted kat to come out naked, or at least cut off the thong and make her that way again

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
jerkoffs

TDDB


"And speaking of $5 blowjob whores...is that your girlfriend boy? If you had a hair on your ass, you'd come in here and defend that cum-guzzlin's whore's honor.....you need to keep your mouth shut before my brother D-von comes out there and sticks his salty chocolate balls right in her mouth"-Bubba Ray Dudley ;Marietta, GA



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TheShocker
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
jerkoffs

Ya think?

Hey, if it's naked wrestling, will we see any naked Van Daminators?


My Muscles Ache.
My Mind is Spent.
My Body is Broken.
Lead me to my throne.


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FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
The feel off another girl's soft breasts squishing against my back, her strong thighs wrapped around my hips, her hands clamped down on my wrists, pinning me to the bed


Exuse me as I wipe the saliva off my chin.

"Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)

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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
*sits and waits for someone to tackle me already* :)






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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::walks in with seph's sword still strapped to back, tackels naked katya to ground, and gets hit in the head by oddly penis shaped pommel stone.realizes what the sword's orrigional use was, grabs by the crosspience and sticks the dildo pommel into katya::
i think this qualifies as a submission hold...at least it seems that way by the reaction ;-)

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-31-2001 @ 3:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Give 'em an inch, and they'll shove a sword pommel up your cooze...

Counters with an orgasm. ;)






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King f-tard
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Sweet





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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Split Personality #1
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Goodness me, I love pay per view! More more!


Ferret
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
[Counters with an orgasm. ]


Everyone else is frozen by the counterattack :)

(When did it turn into a gang bang??

"Screw, or screw not. There is no try." --Buzz
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
While all others are blinded by their lust...

*removes sword from intimus, grabs wet and slippery sword in my hot little hands, does a horozontal windmill and slices off the heads of all those panting in a circle around me*






Walk it off, deek...


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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 06-01-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::ducks the sword, and counters with the dreaded pussy lick::

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 06-02-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Lawler: Katya_ann, being a woman of many talents, and a world-renouned multi-tasker, climaxes again as she stumbles her way over the shopping cart left over from last night's match between Raven and Big Show.

Cole: I think she's reaching for... Oh, WOW!!! This is going to get interesting! She's grabbed a giant 6 ft. inflatable penis, much like the one that was being tossed around the crowd at the first Opie and Anthony Softball game!

Lawler: What is she..? My God, what does she think she..? Oh, dear lord.....

Cole: She's... She's... ->gasp<-

Lawler: Sweet Jesus.

Cole: Katya_ann is using the 6 ft. inflatable penis to beat fbdlingfrg unconcious!

Lawler: Heh heh. He didn't watch out, so the giant inflatable penis got him...

Cole: That was pathetic...






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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:
He didn't watch out, so the giant inflatable penis
got him...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I just thought that
was REALLY funny for some reason. Thanks for the
laugh!


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posted on 06-02-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
::Notices Katya_Ann holdin a six foot penis slowly backs away but as I am going to leave decides to stay and kick the crap out of fbdlingfrg. Then grabs needle and pops Katya's 6ft penis hehheh ::


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