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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: TDT on 1wrestling.com...it's a funny MUST READ | ||||
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| Cluster F | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 6:55 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | There is a column on 1wrestling.com that is written by a guy named Tommy Fierro. He names it TDT, and it is found under columns. Anyway, just click on the link for today that is titled: A Weekend at Stone Cold's. I won't ruin it for anyone, but it has to be the funniest article about wrestling i have ever read. All I'll say is that all the major players (Austin, Angle, Vince, Regal, Tajiri, and Debra) are involved in this made-up story. Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all. I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :) | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 8:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | (Note to TDT Readers: After writing this up, I realized that this is without a doubt my favorite column that I wrote to date. Trust me, you have to read this!!!! If there was ever one TDT that you MUST read, it's this one!!!!) If you guys liked the story I wrote the other day with "A Night Out On The Town" with McMahon, Austin, Angle, Regal, and Tajiri, your going to LOVE today's column. I got so much feedback from Friday's column, and you guys seemed to love it. As I pointed out several times recently, I'm a HUGE supporter of the comedy skits that WWF is currently doing. I really believe it adds to the show. So today, I figured I'd make you guys laugh some more. I believe today's column will do just that. So sit back, go and grab yourself a cold beverage, maybe that hot dog from the grill, and read today's very special TDT. A WEEKEND AT STONE COLD'S! Vince McMahon is really depressed, as he's realizing he is about to give up half of what he's worked so hard for all these years. Linda McMahon is taking Vince to court, and after July 23rd, he's no longer going to be a billionaire. Vince is really down in the dumps, and has every right to be. Stone Cold Steve Austin, his good buddy, really wants to cheer Vince up. Austin tells Vince that he really needs to get away from the WWF for a few days, and relax. He tells Vince he'd like for him to come to his house for the weekend, to basically relax in the beautiful Texas sun, and get away from his problems. Vince agrees. Austin's very happy that Vince is coming to his house, until Vince suggests bringing along the gang. Vince says it's a great idea to get away for the weekend, and wants to be with his best friends. Vince says they'll have a great time in Texas with himself, Austin, Debra, Kurt Angle, William Regal, and Tajiri. Austin, thinking he'd get a weekend alone with his boss, isn't happy to say the least. The gang arrives at Austin's house, and rings Austin's door bell. Austin, sitting on the coach drinking a beer, orders Debra to answer the door. The gang comes in and Austin is quick to welcome Vince with a big hug. He doesn't even look at the other guys. They have their hands out to shake Austin's hand, but Austin blows them off. Debra says she'll show Vince to his room, and when Vince leaves the room, Austin cuts a promo on the others. "This is my chance to entertain my best friend Vince McMahon for the weekend, and you guys better not mess things up. I don't even want you guys here, your only here because Vince wants you here. You guys will respect my home, you'll clean up your mess, you'll go to sleep when I say it's time, and you'll wake up when I wake you up. This is Stone Cold's house, and as long as your living under my roof, I'm the boss!" They all agree. After Vince unpacks, Austin asks Vince what he wants to do first. Vince says that he's curious just how good of a hunter Austin is. Austin begins laughing, saying he's the best hunter in the world. He says hunting is his only hobby, besides being Vince's best friend of course. So Vince says let's go hunting. They are on their way. The gang goes hunting, but there are no deer to hunt. Austin was bragging about how the spot they were at was the best place to hunt, but there was nothing in sight. Angle keeps asking Austin if he's sure this is the right place to hunt. Austin is getting really mad that Angle keeps questioning him, and they bicker back and forth. Austin tells Vince for them guys to stay there, and he's going into the woods to see if he spots anything. A minute later, Tajiri thinks he spots something, and shoots his gun, but it wasn't a deer, it was Austin waking. Tajiri almost shoots Austin, and Austin freaks up. Austin takes a bunch of ropes out of his hunting bag, and ties Tajiri to a tree. Tajiri is scared for his life, trying to get untied. Austin is about to shoot Tajiri, but Vince talks him out of it. As this is going on, Kurt Angle spots a huge deer, and shoots it down. Vince is really impressed with Angle, and gives him a huge hug. Austin, looking on, is really jealous. Vince says "Looks like Angle is a pretty good hunter himself!" Austin is furious. Later that night, while hanging out watching TV, Debra comes in and offers the boys some cookies she just baked. Austin and Vince look at each other, as they know about Debra's cookies from the past, and kindly decline. Debra asks Regal if he'd like one, and Regal gladly takes one. He takes a bite out of the cookie, and breaks a tooth. Regal screams, and begins holding his mouth in great pain. Everyone begins laughing at Regal, except Tajiri, who runs into the bathroom and comes back out with a tooth brush for Regal. Regal tosses the tooth brush up against the wall saying "I don't need that bloody tooth brush, my damn tooth has broken out of my mouth from from that horrible cookie!" Vince says he wants to have some fun, and asks the guys if they wanna go to a local bar and have a few cold ones. So they are on their way. The gang walks into the local bar, and a bunch of drunk bikers notice them right away. They don't say anything, but just keep giving them dirty looks. Austin and Vince order a beer, and Austin orders a beer for Tajiri too. Regal asks for a spot of tea, and Angle asks for some milk. The bartender looks at them like they got two heads, and says that don't have tea or milk there. Austin asks if they have Iced Tea, and the bartender says yes. Austin tells the bartender to give them some Iced Teas. As Angle and Regal began chatting with each other, Austin pulls the bartender aside, and slips him a ten dollar bill and says "Make all their drinks Long Island Iced Teas!" The bartender agrees. The night goes on and Iced Tea after Iced Tea, Regal and Angle are drunk as skunks. They don't realize what they are drinking, but they just keep drinking it. By the end of the night, Regal and Angle are in the corner sleeping on their chairs. The bikers then come up to Vince, Austin, and Tajiri, and say "You guys are those fake wrestlers, aren't you!" Well, we don't like fake wrestlers in our bar! Austin whispers to Vince that he's going to his car to get his baseball bat, he'll be right back. "Don't leave me alone Steve; Dammit I said don't leave me alone" he's screaming. Austin runs out to the car. The five bikers go to attack Vince, but Tajiri beats the hell out of all of them, and leaves them all laying. Austin returns, like a tough guy, screaming "Who wants to mess with Vince McMahon, I'll take every one of you on!" However, Austin realizes that everyone is laid out, and Vince hugs Tajiri, telling Tajiri he saved his life! Austin is so mad that Tajiri saved the day and he didn't. Back to Casa Austin's for a night of rest. Angle and Regal pass out on the floor when getting into the house, while Vince and Tajiri go to their rooms. During the middle of the night, you see Austin sneak downstairs and carry Angle into the guest room. He even takes off Angle's pants and shoes. He goes back and gets Regal, and carries him into the guest room also, and lays him in bed next to Angle. He takes off Regal's pants too. So now you have Angle and Regal, passed out, laying in the same bed with each other, in their underwears. Austin laughs and says "That will teach you two for trying to ruin my weekend alone with Vince!" The next morning you see a shot of the sun and hear a rooster. Austin comes into Vince's room. "Rise and shine Vince, I made you some breakfast!" Vince wakes up, and Austin has a try full of food for Vince. "Wow, breakfast in bed, Linda never even did that for me" Vince says. Austin says what are best friends for. Tajiri walks into the room, in his Pajamas, and goes to take a piece of bacon from Vince's dish. Austin slaps Tajiri's hand, telling him not to ever touch Vince's food. Vince says it's okay that Tajiri has a piece, and Austin gets jealous. All of a sudden, you hear Debra scream really loud. Austin, Tajiri, and Vince in his underwear, all run to see what's wrong. When they get to where Debra is, what do they see? Angle and Regal, rolled up in a ball together, in bed. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE" Vince screams. Tajiri is standing their holding his mouth, in disbelieve. Austin says "Looks like these two had some fun last night Vince!" Regal wakes up as this is going on, and opens his eyes to see him cuddling with Angle. "Looks like you guys bonded last night William" Austin says. Regal flips out, and quickly jumps out of bed and runs to the bathroom to jump in the shower. You even hear Regal throwing up in the bathroom. As this is going on, Angle wakes up, with a huge smile on his face, with Austin, Vince, Debra, and Tajiri standing over the bed. Angle stretches, smiles, and begins singing "Oh What A Beautiful Morning..... Oh What A Beautiful Day!" That my friends, was a WEEKEND AT STONE COLD'S! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 9:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Thank you MikeWOW, one less step to do in order to read this funny shit. Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all. I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :) | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 9:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | not a prob- by the way thanx- that is a funny ass article!! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
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