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| Tony Metropolis | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 2:45 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | Off the album "Pinkerton", Track one I'm Tired So Tired I'm tired of having sex I'm spread So thin I don't know what I am Monday night I'm making Jen Tuesday night I'm making Lin Wednesday night I'm making Catherine So why can't I be making love come true Whoa I'm beat Beat Red Ashamed of what I said I'm sorry Do not go I know I'm silly but I can't say no Thursday night I'm making Denise Friday night I'm making Therese Saturday night I'm making Louise So why can't I be making love come true Tonight I'm down on my knees Tonight I'm beggng you please Tonight, tonight so please So why can't I be making love come true. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 3:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Album: CMB Color Me Badd #1 (To the - Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) (To the- Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) Oh...oh... (I know you not going sing that song!) Come inside take off your coat I'll make you feel at home Now let's pour a glass of wine cuz now we're all alone. I've been waiting all night so just let me hold you close to me. Cuz I've been dying for you girl to make love to me. Girl you make me feel real good. We can do it til we both wake up. Girl you know I'm hooked on you. And this is what I'll do... ( I wanna love you down) I wanna sex you All night (Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) You make me feel good I wanna rub you down I wanna sex you up. (Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) Let me take off all your clothes Disconnect the phone so nobody knows, Ya! Let me light a candle So we can make it better Makin love until we drown. (Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) Girl you know it feels real good. We can do it til we both wake up. Girl you know I'm hooked on you. And this is what I'll do....Ya! I wanna sex you up (Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) Makin' love until we drown (Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) I wanna sex you up (Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) All I wanna do is I wanna sex you up (Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) All night Kevin says... Girl you just make me feel so good. I just wanna, I just wanna look at you Don't say anyhting at all, Just lay back, and in joy the ride. Yeah! All I wanna do is... I wanna sex you up, all night Girl you make me feel good. I wanna rub you down. I wanna sex you up (Ah tick tock ya don’t stop) Listen..... Make sweet lovin all night long. Feels so right it can't be wrong. Don't be shy get with me. ( I wanna Sex you up) Open up your heart and I'll set you free. ( I know you not going to sing that song) Oh I Wanna touch you in all the right places baby, I wanna make love to you. Ya! All night, All night, You in me, Girl.. ------------------------------ Gillette - Sex Tonight Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Now I know what your thinkin Your thinkin.. what a slut! Yeah...Yeah...Yeah! But I knoe ..that u knoe .. that I knoe That everybody in here likes to have a little sex Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Dancin .... and romancin Keep your body movin Can u feel it Feel the music Its hot now Baby keep it goin And dont stop now Baby im feelin kinda horny...oh baby Put your body on me ... and baby I wanna ride it like a pony..sooooooooo Do ya wanna..do ya wanna ..do ya ..do ya Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Whew!.. if I have another drink You dont knoe what im gonna do to ya You do like sex right? You wanna another drink? Whats your name again? Your swingin and swangin Hae Mr. D.J Keep the music playin The music bumpin The crowd is jumpin So I can keep my... keep my body humpin Baby .. Im feelin kinda horny..oh baby Put your body on me ..and baby I wanna ride it like a pony..sooooooo Do ya wanna .. do ya wanna..do ya..do ya Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Now..now I may be a little drunk.. I mean tipsy And I may be a little horny (hiccup!) But.. you got a condom? Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite Does anybody wanna have sex tonite Pure unadulterated sex tonite  CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 6:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | 88 Lines about 44 Women Deborah was a Catholic girl she held out till the bitter end Carla was a different type she's the one who put it in Mary was a black girl I was afraid of a girl like that Susan painted pictures sitting down like a Buddha sat Reena was a nameless girl a geographic memory Cathy was a Jesus freak she liked that kind of misery Vicki had a special way of turning sex into a song Kamela, who couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong Xylla was an archetype the voodoo queen, the queen of wrath Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in a bath Sherry was a feminist she really had that gift of gab Kathleen's point of view was this take whatever you can grab Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map Karen liked to tie me up and left me hanging by a strap Jeannie had a nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage Mary Ellen, who had a son, said I must go, but finally stayed Gloria, the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light Marilyn, who knew no shame, was never ever satisfied Julie came and went so fast she didn't even say goodbye Rhonda had a house in Venice lived on brown rice and cocaine Patty had a house in Houston shot cough syrup in her veins Linda thought her life was empty filled it up with alcohol Katherine was much too pretty she didn't do that shit at all Pauline thought that love was simple turn it on and turn it off Jean-Marie was complicated like some French filmmaker's plot Gina was the perfect lady always had her stockings straight Jackie was a rich punk rocker silver spoon and a paper plate Sarah was a modern dancer lean pristine transparency Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency Tanya Turkish liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruit Rowena was an artist's daughter the deeper image shook her up Dee Dee's mother left her father took his money and his truck Debbie Ray had no such problems perfect Norman Rockwell home Nina, 16, had a baby left her parents, lived alone Bobbi joined a New Wave band changed her name to Bobbi Sox Eloise, who played guitar, sang songs about whales and cops Terri didn't give a shit was just a nihilist Ronnie was much more my style cause she wrote songs just like this Jezebel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier Dinah drove her Chevrolet into the San Francisco Bay Judy came from Ohio she's a Scientologist Amaranta, here's a kiss I chose you to end this list.  | ||||
| Kim | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 6:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Marcy Playground---Sex and Candy Hangin' round downtown by myself And I had so much time To sit and think about myself And then there she was Like double cherry pie Yeah there she was Like disco superfly I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Hangin' 'round downtown by myself And I had too much caffeine And I was thinkin' 'bout myself And then there she was In platform double suede Yeah there she was Like disco lemonade I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Mama this surely is a dream Yeah mama this must be my dream  PharCyde and Droopy106 are my newbies :) Be nice to them! | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 11:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess U could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine She said, “How'd U like 2 waste some time†And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me 2 her castle and I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices, everything that money could buy She said, “Sign your name on the dotted line†The lights went out and Nikki started 2 grind Ow, Nikki! The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain I can't tell U what she did 2 me, but me body will never be the same Her lovin' will kick your behind, oh, she'll show U no mercy But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show U how 2 grind Darlin' Nikki, oh! I woke up the next morning, Nikki wasn't there I looked all over, all I found was a phone number on the stairs It said, “Thank U 4 a funky time Call me up whenever U wanna grind†Yeah, Nikki, oh! Oh, come back Nikki, come back! Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, ...!  Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! Newbies No mas once again. If you are interested in being adopted AIM. OAbrokenjaw or e-mail [email protected] | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Tool Prison Sex It took so long to remember just what happened. I was so young and vestal then, you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. I've got my hands bound, my head down, my eyes closed, and my throat wide open. Do unto others what has been done to you. I'm treading water, I need to sleep a while. My lamb and martyr, you look so precious. Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long. Released in this sodomy. For one sweet moment I am whole. Do unto you now what has been done to me. You're breathing so I guess you're still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. Won't you come just a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this. I need this to make me whole. There's release in this sodomy. For I am your witness that blood and flesh can be trusted. And only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind. Got your hands bound, your head down, your eyes closed. You look so precious now. I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit blood and cum on my hands. I've come round full circle. My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon. You look so precious. Adopted by AFDude - A member of the WGWNGN | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 12:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | There's things that you guess And things that you know There's boys that you can trust And girls that you don't There's little things you hide And little things that you show Sometimes you think you're gonna get it But you don't and that's just the way it goes I swear I won't tease you Won't tell you no lies I don't need no bible Just look in my eyes I've waited so long baby Now that we're friends Every man's got his patience And here's where my ends I want your sex I want you I want your.....sex It's playing on my mind It's dancing on my soul It's taken so much time So why don't you just let me go I'd really like to try Oh, I'd really love to know When you tell me you're gonna regret it Then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO! I swear I won't tease you Won't tell you no lies I don't need no bible Just look in my eyes I've waited so long baby Out in the cold I can't take much more girl I'm losing control I want your sex I want your love I want your.....sex It's natural It's chemical (let's do it) It's logical Habitual (can we do it?) It's sensual But most of all..... Sex is something that we should do Sex is something for me and you Sex is natural - sex is good Not everybody does it But everybody should Sex is natural - sex is fun Sex is best when it's....one on one one on one I'm not your father I'm not your brother Talk to your sister I am a love C-c-c-c-come on What's your defintion of dirty baby What do you consider pornography Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby Don't you think it's time you had sex with me What's your defintion of dirty baby What do you call pornography Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby Don't you think it's time you had sex with me Sex with me Sex with me Have sex with me C-c-c-c-come on. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 4:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | - RHCP Time to swing a little melody To make you all feel something sexually And now we're gonna get it on in the groove The groove that makes those smooth hips move We are pumpin' that drivin' bad rythm To make those pretty little pussy lips schism Kissum kissum kissum In the mind is one design To make you feel fine Suckin' on mine with a 69 I'm inclined to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck your brains out For the moment, come on now, make her shout Pump that leman 'till it pouts Open your legs to the sensual sound With the beauty of the beat on your pretty wet mound I can tell you're like a horny bloodhound Feel the bass, hug the ground Just drop your knees and come unbound And now you make your mouth to get on down Our lust for notes will boil your blood When they slither and slide on under your hood Makin' me shoot my power packed pud Like a wild lady lovin' a viable stud Because of what is know as a juicy wet pud Gettin' it gettin' it gettin' it good In my head, as a hellified hum I take to rubbin' her on the bum Adjust the lips some on the tongue With my thumb i strum her plum Start to make her orgasm Tastes a little bit like, ooh, how rum Well i like to make her cum To the rythm of the drums Make cum, make cum, cum BIG DUMB SEX - Soundgarden Don't you don't you want to thrill me Don't you be afraid to tell me Tell me if you think it's ugly But now don't you want to touch it anyway I've been looking for a reject And you ain't had nothing like me yet Don't you think it's time for motion I can take what you've been pushin' Hey I know what to do I'm gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you Fuck you Ya I know what to do I'm gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you Fuck you I'm gonna I'm the beast and you're the master You're the meat of the matter I'm no fool for discretion When it's on the tip of my tongue Don't you don't you want to thrill me Don't you be afraid to tell me Tell me if you think it's ugly But now don't you want to touch it anyway | ||||
| Kim | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 7:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Beck Sexx Laws Can't you hear those cavalry drums? Hijacking your equilibrium Midnight hags in the mausoleum Where the pixilated doctors moan Carnivores in the Kowloon night Breathin' freon by the candlelight Coquettes b*tch-slap you so polite 'til you thank them for the tea and sympathy I wanna defy the logic of all sex laws Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists I'll let you be my chaperone at the halfway home I'm a full-grown man but I'm not afraid to cry Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line Runnin' buck wild like a concubine Whose mother never held her hand Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz Wearin' hepatitis contact lens Bed and breakfast getaway weekends With Sports Illustrated moms I wanna defy the logic of all sex laws Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists I'll let you be my chaperone at the halfway home I'm a full-grown man but I'm not afraid to cry PharCyde and Droopy106 are my newbies :) Be nice to them! | ||||
| Jennitalia | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | WHERE LIFE BEGINS (MADONNA) Warm inside, yeah, I´d like to direct your attention to something that needs directing to: a lot of people talk about dining in and eating out. I guess that´s what this song´s about. I know this is not a dining room conversation and you don´t have to listen if you don´t have the time but let me remind you, in case you don´t already know, dining out can happen down below. Everybody´s talkin´ ´bout wanting that and needing this I´d just like to know if you want to learn a different kind of kiss. So won´t you go down where it´s warm inside?... ...where I cannot hide?...where all life begins? Go down that´s where my love is. Now, what could be better than a home cooked meal? How you want to eat it depends on how you feel. You can eat all you want and you don´t get fat, now, where else can you go for a meal like that? It´s not fair to be selfish or stingy, every girl should experience eating out. Sometimes when I come home from a hard day at work I swear it´s all I can think about... ...a different way to kiss... ...Colonel Sanders says it best: "Finger lickin´ good". Let´s put what you´ve learned to the test. Can you make a fire without using wood? Are you still hungry?, aren´t you glad we came? I´m glad you brought your raincoat, I think it´s beginning to rain... ...That´s where my love is, come inside, that´s where all life begins, it´s warm inside... ERÓTICA (MADONNA) Erótica, romance... ...My name is Dita, I´ll be your mistress tonight. I´d like to put you in a trance. If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind. When you least expect it, will you try and reject it? If I´m in charge and I treat you like a child, will you let yourself go wild? Let my mouth go where it wants to. Give it up, do as I say...and let me have my way. I´ll give you love, I´ll hit you like a truck. ...I´ll teach you how to... ...all over. Erotic...put your hands all over my body... ...Once you put your hand in the flame you can never be the same. There´s a certain satisfaction in a little bit of pain. I can see you understand, I can tell that you´re the same. If you´re afraid, well rise above I only hurt the ones I love... ...I don´t think you know what pain is... ...you´ve gone that way. I could bring you so much pleasure, I´ll come to you when you say, I know you want me. I´m not gonna hurt you...just close your eyes...All over me... ...I like to do a different kind of... ...Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better, only the one that inflicts pain can take it away...  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Right Hand Man - Joan Osborne Let me use your toothbrush Have you got a clean shirt? My panties in a wad At the bottom of my purse I walk into the street The air's so cool I'm wired and I'm tired And I'm grinnin' like a fool I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed... Lookin' for a bed Lookin' for my, my... My right hand, my right hand man (repeat 4x) Say... my right hand, my right hand man My right hand, my right hand man My right hand, my right hand man If he can't fix it, I don't know who can The sinsemilla? salesman And the cops on the block They know what I been doin' They see the way I walk I wonder what they see now I wonder what they do To feel somebody want them The way I'm wanting you I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed... Lookin' for a bed Lookin' for... to really be... My right hand, my right hand man (repeat 4x) Say... my right hand, my right hand man My right hand, my right hand man My right hand, my right hand man Use me up if you think you can I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed... Lookin' for a bed Lookin' for my... My right hand, my right hand man (repeat 4x) Say... my right hand, my right hand man My right hand, my right hand man My right hand, my right hand man Say... my right hand, my right hand man (repeat 7x) If he can't fix it, gonna find a boy who can Let's Just Get Naked I know what you're hidin' from me You know what I'm hidin' from you I know that you hurt me real bad You know that I hurt you bad too Let's just get naked Just for a laugh Let's just get naked It's a trip and a half Here comes that story again All about that television show Here comes my typical response Won't you tell me something I don't know And I'm pissed off about bein' the cops And you're pissed off about bein' the maid And how long till they shut off the phone Till the next time we get laid Let's just get naked Just for a laugh Let's just get naked It's a trip and a half... A trip and a half We've been together so long I hope it wasn't just the drugs What happened to the energy we had The morning glories and the rodeo hugs And I know you like the back of my hand With a stamp that says I paid to get in And yes I am your television show And you're the nicest place I've ever been Let's just get naked Just for a laugh Let's just get naked It wouldn't be so bad... Let's just get naked Just for a laugh Let's just get naked It's a trip and a half...  "I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet | ||||
| Oyster | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 12:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 00 | ----*----MUCKY PUP----*---- Please don't burn the Johnson Please don't burn the johnson My johnson is on fire Please don't burn the johnson My johnson is on fire I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke She was putting shit on my dick It was minty green And it looked like jello She threw up on me so quick I jumped up and johnson said Ow ya doin' I now have a burning johnson Diablo is his name He always wears a jacket Cause we got two heads And one brain Please don't burn the johnson My johnson is on fire Please don't burn the johnson My johnson is on fire I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke quote:   Click here for a pictures of the TOADIES live at the Bowery Ballroom, Birch Hill Night Club and The ChanceVisit this WebsiteThomas "Our love is rice and beans and horses lard" Black Francis | ||||
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