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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
PAULA ABDUL LYRICS

"Rush Rush"

YOU'RE THE WHISPER OF A SUMMER BREEZE
YOU'RE THE KISS THAT PUTS MY SOUL AT EASE
WHAT I'M SAYING IS I'M
IN TO YOU
HERE'S MY STORY, AND THE STORY GOES

YOU GIVE LOVE, YOU GET LOVE AND MORE THAN HEAVEN KNOWS
YOU'RE GONNA SEE
I'M GONNA RUN, I'M GONNA TRY
I'M GONNA TAKE THIS LOVE
RIGHT TO YA
ALL MY HEART, ALL THE JOY
OH BABY, BABY PLEASE

[Chorus:]
RUSH, RUSH
HURRY, HURRY LOVER, COME TO ME
RUSH, RUSH
I WANNA SEE, I WANNA SEE YA
GET FREE WITH ME
RUSH, RUSH
I CAN FEEL IT, I CAN FEEL YOU ALL THROUGH ME
RUSH, RUSH
OOH WHAT YOU DO TO ME

AND ALL I WANT FROM YOU IS WHAT YOU ARE
AND EVEN IF YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME
YOU'RE STILL TOO FAR AWAY IF I'M NOT INSIDE YOUR ARMS
I GET DRAMATIC BABY, YES I KNOW
BUT I NEED YOU, I WANT YOU
OOH MAN, I LOVE YOU SO

OOH, OOH

YOU'RE GONNA SEE
I'M GONNA RUN, I'M GONNA TRY
I'M GONNA TAKE THIS LOVE RIGHT TO YA
ALL MY HEART, ALL THE JOY
OOH BABY, BABY PLEASE

[Chorus x 2]

WHEN YOU KISS ME
UP AND DOWN
TURN MY SENSES ALL AROUND
OH BABY, OH BABY

I DON'T KNOW
JUST HOW OR WHY
BUT NO ONE ELSE
HAS TOUCHED ME
SO DEEP, SO DEEP,
SO DEEP INSIDE

YOU'RE GONNA SEE
I'M GONNA RUN
I'M GONNA TRY
I'M GONNA TAKE THIS LOVE RIGHT TO YA

ALL MY HEART, ALL THE JOY
OH BABY, BABY PLEASE

[Chorus]







Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
so, i was gonna say something derogitory, and then i thought, no, maybe i'll just leave this one alone. then i decided to play along and post some lyrics, but i just couldn't bring myself to do it. i know it must really be starting to look like i'm alkey's puppy, but i'm not really stalking it's just that nobody else posts when i'm up and bored. there, i said it, i'm done.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

i know it must really be starting to look like i'm alkey's puppy



How much is that doggy in the window (woof woof woof)
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggy in the window (woof woof woof)
I do hope that doggy's for sale

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishes
You can't take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggy in the window (woof woof woof)
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggy in the window (woof woof woof)
I do hope that doggy's for sale

I read in the papers there are robbers
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggy to protect him
And scare them away with one bark WOOF

How much is that doggy in the window (woof woof woof)
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggy in the window (woof woof woof)
I do hope that doggy's for sale










Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Uh oh, Alkey has discovered the Music forum. We knew that this day would come eventually, but now that it's here, I have to admit I'm really scared. Somebody hold me.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
lmao...one of my faves...

Forever Your Girl
(Oliver Leiber)

Hey baby
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl
Baby forever...and ever and ever
(You know I am)

Baby pick your head up
Come on and look me in the face
Cuz I can tell that somethin'
Is bringin' you down
(Why are you down?)

Is it the rumor
That another boy
Wants to take your place
(I hear he's after your heart)
Have you been hearin' the stories
They're goin' around
(All of my friends are talkin')

Baby just remember I gave you my heart
Ain't no one gonna tear us apart
He could promise the moon
And the stars above
Even if he promised me the world

Just remember I'm forever your gurl
He could promise the world
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl

Honey listen to me
Your love is all I need
You should know that I don't need nothin'
That money can buy
(It's no lie)
So if a boy were to come along
And try to make me leave you
(Girl I'd go out of my mind)
There'd be no need to worry
I'm tellin' you why
(I need to hear that you really love me)

Baby don't you know that I love you
And I'd never put nobody above you
He could promise the moon and the stars above
Even if he promised me the world

Just remember I'm forever your girl
He could promise the world
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl

I'm forever your baby
Just remember I'm forever your girl
He could promise the world
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl

When the mountains crumble into the sea
That's the day someone'll come
Between you and me

Baby just remember I gave you my heart
(Tell me) ain't no one gonna tear us apart
Baby he could promise me diamonds
Even if he promised me pearls
Honey you know I ain't lyin'
Listen as I tell it to the world

You gotta remember baby remember
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl

Baby forever and ever and ever
We'll be together
I'm forever your girl
Baby forever and ever and ever
You gotta remember
I'm forever...
Hey baby he could promise the world

Girl you know I love you
And I always will
If we live 'til forever
I'll be lovin' you
I'll be lovin' you still

I'm forever your girl




I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
HAHA I saw her in concert, and since this is as cheesy as cheese gets, I thought to post the worst of them all - "Opposites Attract"

Baby seems we never ever agree
You like the movies
And I like T.V.
I take thing serious
And you take 'em light
I go to bed early
And I party all night
Our friends are sayin'
We ain't gonna last
Cuz I move slowly
And baby I'm fast
I like it quiet
And I love to shout
But when we get together
It just all works out

I take--2 steps forward
I take--2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know--it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

Who'd a thought we could be lovers
She makes the bed
And he steals the covers
She likes it neat
And he makes a mess
I take it easy
Baby I get obsessed
She's got the money
And he's always broke
I don't like cigarettes
And I like to smoke
Things in common
There just ain't a one
But when we get together
We have nothin' but fun

I take--2 steps forward
I take--2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know--it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

Baby ain't it somethin'
How we lasted this long
You and me
Provin' everyone wrong
Don't think we'll ever
Get our differences patched
Don't really matter
Cuz we're perfectly matched

I take--2 steps forward
I take--2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know--it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

I take--2 steps forward
I take--2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know--it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract



I LOVE THE MORON

This message was edited by RapeFantasizer on 12-3-01 @ 12:24 AM
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
lmao RF the video was even cheesier



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.





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