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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Most Offensive Song | ||||
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| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 6:29 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | I'm tired of waiting for the contest part 2... here's one of my new ones... V.D. (sung to "Crocodile Rock") I remember when sex was cool. Me and Suzie did it in the pool. Then we did it in the high school gym With a smile on her face and baby batter on her chin But now all of that has changed I've been feeling kinda strange I've got an inflamed foreskin My junk is all itchy and head is in a spin, Well oh.. What did she give me? It sure hurts to pee And I'm puking up a lung. I've got these bumps on my junk and they've spread up to my tongue. I'm gonna, gonna.. get real sick And all because I used my dick. And now I notice that my urination is thick. Why?wh-wh-wh-wh-why? Now I'm siting at home and I'm all alone Trying to get the doctor on the telephone. Maybe he can prescribe me some good pills So I can relieve this huge pain that kills. My yambag has grown in size Feels like a bowling ball between my thighs I still can't believe my eyes I'm starting to look like Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" Well, my.. Junk is dripping, my ass is ripping And my pants are filled with crust I got this feeling down deep inside that I'm about to bust. I'm gonna, gonna ..kill that chick Who caused this flaking on my stick I gotta get down to the hospital, now, quick Why-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-why?….  Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY! | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 12-07-2001 @ 5:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | anything by anal cunt | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Anal Cunt songs are offensive? pussy You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done? | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Anything by Limp Bizkit or Korn. What the hell are these tools trying to prove? Sure they have made a couple okay songs but they have no point in their music. Durst is a cunt and Jonathon hasn't smiled for a decade! Their shit is stupid and sometimes offensive. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | stephen lynch songs of course, hehe i had to say it WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| ste | posted on 12-09-2001 @ 1:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | W. Axl Rose One in a Million 1,2,1,2,3,4 (Whistle) Guess I needed sometime to get away I needed some piece of mind Some piece of mind that'll stay So I thumbed it down to Sixth and L.A. Maybe a Greyhound could be my way Police and niggers, that's right Get out of my way Don't need to buy none of your Gold chains today I don't need no bracelets Clamped in front of my back Just need my ticket; 'til then Won't you cut me some slack? You're one in a million Yeah, that's what you are You're one in a million, babe You're a shooting star Maybe someday we'll see you Before you make us cry You know we tried to reach you But you were much too high Much too high, much too high, Much too high, yes, ow! Immigrants and faggots They make no sense to me They come to our country And think they'll do as they please Like start some mini Iran, Or spread some fuckin' disease They talk so many goddamn ways It's all Greek to me Well some say I'm lazy And others say that's just me Some say I'm crazy I guess I'll always be But it's been such a long time Since I knew right from wrong It's all the means to an end, I I keep it movin' along You're one in a million Oo, you're a shooting star You're one in a million, babe You know that you are Maybe someday we'll see you, Oo oh, Before you make us cry You know we tried to reach you But you were much too high Much too high, Oo, much too high Yeah, Much too high, huh, no, no, oh Ow! Radicals and Racists Don't point your finger at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet Don't need your religion Don't watch that much T.V. Just makin' my livin', baby Well that's enough for me You're one in a million Yeah that's what you are You're one in a million, babe You're a shooting star Maybe someday we'll see you Before you make us cry You know we tried to reach you But you were much too high Much too high, ow, much too high, Much too high, much too high Yeah, yeee, yeah, yeee, igh! Ow! Much too high Oh, much too high, ah, much too high, ah, much too high much too high, ow, much too high !!! ste | ||||
| gosoxcsucker | posted on 12-09-2001 @ 6:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | GWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I am Fuckin' an animal I'm fuckin' an animal I'm holding on the horns I'm fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn I'm fuckin' an animal Sure is nice and warm in here I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers I'm fuckin' an animal Oh, I'm a fucking queer I'm fuckin' an animal Didn't have to take her on a date Just had to stand here on a crate No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment Just me and animal, Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal But now the animal is in pain! It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain). And now it's starting to rain.... But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal Cause you won't let me fuck you... Animal! http://members.tripod.com | ||||
| Oyster | posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 00 | --*--Santacide--*-- I know you're coming The same every year A fat man invasion This time I'm ready Come along, fat man, Santa Santa, fat man, bastard In the malls and the markets you hide Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside One Santa falls down Outside a darkened thrift town Baby Jesus smiles down I am happy Come along, fat man, Santa Santa, fat man, bastard. Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt. I'll be free of disease once more. One Santa falls down outside a diners windown Baby Jesus smiles and I am happy You ever seen a Santa run? Well it's so damn funny. Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please. Makes me giggle! SOLO I know you're coming The same every year A fat man invasion This time I'm ready Come along, fat man, Santa Santa, fat man, bastard. The true meaning of Christmas is love, of fat man wrapped up in a red box. One Santa falls down In his own apartment Baby Jesus smiles down I am holy! SANTA!!! SANTA!!! Santa you are a fat man ________________________________ Thomas | ||||
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