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| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:28 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01  | you know those songs that are just plain annoying. not because you hate the band in general, or the type of music, but just because its a retarded song. right now whenever my roommate plays this song i want to snap. i never even heard of this band until he started playing their songs. Mest Cadillac its friday night. whats going on tonight? ill see her later on tonight. but now its time to roll. this somber state is getting old. well i never do what i am told. so now were gonna roll... with the top down seat back, rollin in my cadillac with the top down seat back, rollin in my cadillac we order another round, my girls nowhere to be found i hope she gets here soon before im falling down. cause now im all torn up. i feel like i might throw up. and then i get word my girls showin' up. so now im gonna roll... with the top down seat back,rollin in my cadillac with the top down seat back rollin... with the top down seat back, rollin in my cadillac self control knowing right from wrong is what i lack top down seat back,rollin in my cadillac (break) rollin.... with the top down seat back, rollin in my cadillac self control knowing right from wrong is what i lack top down seat back, rollin in my cadillac with the top down seat back, rollin in my cadillac top down seat back, rollin in my cadillac | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i don't know if this one's ever gonna get out of my head: If I Had $1000000 Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile) If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I Had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard. If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard. If I Had $1000000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there. [Wouldn't that be fabulous] If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I Had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. [But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchup with it. That's right, Dijon Ketchup. Mmmm.] If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000 If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000 I'd be rich.  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: [email protected] | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 6:13 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles To fall down at your door When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you And when the money comes in for the work I'll do I'll pass almost every penny on to you When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you When I'm dreaming welI know I'm gonna dream Dream about the time when I'm with you. When I go out welI know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you and when I come home yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you I'm gonna be the man whose coming home with you.  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | crx i am so with you on that one. i hate that fucking song!!!! AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I DESPISE this song! Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry, be happy. In every life we have some trouble But when you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy now. CHORUS: Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Ain't got no place to lay your head Somebody came and took your bed Don't worry, be happy. The landlord say your rent is late He may have to litigate Don't worry, be happy. CHORUS: Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be happy. Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me, I make you happy. Don't worry, be happy. Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style Ain't got no gal to make you smile Don't worry, be happy. 'Cause when you worry your face will frown And that will bring everybody down Don't worry, be happy. CHORUS: Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it. Be happy. Put a smile on your face. Don't bring everybody down. Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is. Don't worry, be happy. I'm not worried, I'm happy...  I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 8:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nevrves everbody god damn fucking nerves and it goes just like this...... on and on and on and on and on.... | ||||
| NJopposition | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:25 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | the hook has been in my head forever, AHHHHH, STOP!!! Izzo (H.O.V.A.) Ladies and gentlemen let's put our hands together for the astonishing (*girls singing*) H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A... [Jay-Z] Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 8th wonder of the world The flow of the century.. oh it's timeless.. HOV'! Thanks for comin out tonight You coulda been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me I appreciate that.. uuunnnh.. H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA Was hurtin 'em in the home of the Terrapins; got it dirt cheap for them Plus if they was short with cheese I would work with them Brought in weed, got rid of that dirt for them Wasn't born hustlers, I was birthin 'em H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Fo' sheezy my neezy keep my arms so freezy Can't leave rap alone the game needs me Haters want me clapped and chromed it ain't easy Cops wanna knock me, D.A. wanna box me in But somehow, I beat them charges like Rocky H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me, therefore he doesn't exist So poof -- vamoose, son of a bitch! [Chorus] H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A That's the anthem get'cha damn hands up H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Not guilty y'all got to feel me H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A That's the anthem get'cha damn hands UP! [Jay-Z] Holla at me... I do this for my culture To let 'em know what a nigga look like, when a nigga in a roaster Show 'em how to move in a room full of vultures Industry shady it need to be taken over Label owners hate me I'm raisin the status quo up I'm overchargin niggaz for what they did to the Cold Crush Pay us like you owe us for all the years that you hoed us We can talk, but money talks so talk mo' bucks [Chorus] [Jay-Z] Yeah... Hov' is back, life stories told through rap Niggaz actin like I sold you crack Like I told you sell drugs; no, Hov' did that so hopefully you won't have to go through that I was raised in the pro-jects, roaches and rats Smokers out back, sellin they mama's sofa Lookouts on the corner, focused on the ave Ladies in the window, focused on the kinfolk Me under a lamp post, why I got my hand closed? Cracks in my palm, watchin the long arm of the law So you know I seen it all before I seen hoop dreams deflate like a true fiend's weight To try and to fail, the two things I hate Succeed in this rap game, the two things that's great H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A What else can I say about dude, I gets bu-sy [Chorus] (*girls singing*) H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A... (*repeat 4X to fade*) | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 3:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | My roomate who has lots of quality music is playing this stupid song non-stop. Bleed American i'm not alone because the t.v.'s on i'm not crazy because i take the right pills every day and rest clean your conscience clear your thoughts with speyside with your grain salt sweat sugar on the asphalt our hearts littering the topsoil tune in we can get the last call sign up it's the picket line or the parade our lives our coal i bled the greed from my arm won't they give it a rest now? now? now? now?  You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done? | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Any song sung by Fred Durst...his voice is like nails on a chalk board to me! UGh!! I'm just a dreamer. I dream my life away. I'm just a dreamer. Who dreams of better days. | ||||
| HsaWaknow G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:48 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | quote: But Iris loves that song. Anything Celine Dion drives me up the wall. Cue the flute whistle  Is that Japanese? No, it's Wonka Wash spelled backwards. | ||||
| onehung lo434 | posted on 12-15-2001 @ 6:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Anything lately from Stained. Somebody needs to put a bullet in that fucking guys head,,Even better,Shoot the cocksuckers that call and request to hear the songs. My mother... on the outside ....... too busy with yourself..... POW! now he's cured :)  | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 12-15-2001 @ 1:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | -Spice Girls Yo, I'll tell you what I want,what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell mewhat you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, Iwanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is What do you think about that now you know how I feel, Say you can handle my love are you for real, I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If youreally bug me then I'll say goodbye Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way itis So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam,slam, slam Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your bodydown and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover  USA | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 12-16-2001 @ 7:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Two words that will haunt your dreams, infest your nightmares and scare the smile off any child... Hey Micky "THE CAR HAD A SIGN THAT SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK!!!" | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | almost any christmas song & ... TOM SAWYER A modern-day warrior Mean mean stride, Today's Tom Sawyer Mean mean pride. Though his mind is not for rent, Don't put him down as arrogant. His reserve, a quiet defense, Riding out the day's events. The river And what you say about his company Is what you say about society. Catch the mist, catch the myth Catch the mystery, catch the drift. The world is, the world is, Love and life are deep, Maybe as his eyes are wide. Today's Tom Sawyer, He gets high on you, And the space he invades He gets by on you. No, his mind is not for rent To any god or government. Always hopeful, yet discontent, He knows changes aren't permanent, But change is. And what you say about his company Is what you say about society. Catch the witness, catch the wit, Catch the spirit, catch the spit. The world is, the world is, Love and life are deep, Maybe as his skies are wide. Exit the warrior, Today's Tom Sawyer, He gets high on you, And the energy you trade, He gets right on to the friction of the day.  | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-18-2001 @ 3:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:sinner!!!!! need me? try: [email protected] | ||||
| Shifty | posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | I apologize in advance for getting this song stuck in anyone's head. Worst song ever: I'm Henry the eighth I am Henry the eighth I am, I am I got married to the widow next door She's been married seven times before And every one was an Henry (Henry) She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry Henry the eighth I am Second verse same as the first I'm Henry the eighth I am Henry the eighth I am, I am I got married to the widow next door She's been married seven times before And every one was an Henry (Henry) She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry Henry the eighth I am I'm Henry the eighth I am Henry the eighth I am, I am I got married to the widow next door She's been married seven times before And every one was an Henry (Henry) She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry Henry the eighth I am H-E-N-R-Y Henry (Henry) Henry (Henry) Henry the eighth I am, I am Henry the eighth I am | ||||
| PeterDragon | posted on 12-18-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | How could you forget this? Written by: Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman It's a world of laughter A world of tears It's a world of hopes And a world of fears There's so much that we share That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all There is just one moon And one golden sun And a smile means Friendship to ev'ryone Though the mountains divide And the oceans are wide It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small, small world  | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 12-18-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: the best part about that song is when the ride breaks down & your stuck in the boat in the middle of the water, the don't shut the music. why oh why my parents didn't get up & walk out i will never know. | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 2:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | a lot of people probably like this one, but i hate it Blur - Song 2 I got my head shaved By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is, no When I feel like heavy metal And I'm pins and I'm needles Well I lie and I'm easy All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you Pleased to meet you I got my head done When I was young It's not my problem It's not my problem When I feel like heavy metal And I'm pins and I'm needles Well I lie and I'm easy All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you Pleased to meet you Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah | ||||
| *~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 10:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | i FUKKING HATE this tune Chumbawumba - Tubthumping We'll be singing When we're winning we'll be singing I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down Pissing the night away Pissing the night away He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that remind him Of the better times Oh Danny Boy Danny Boy Danny Boy I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down Pissing the night away Pissing the night away He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that remind him Of the better times Don't cry for me Next door neighbour I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again (we'll be singing) You're never going to keep me down (when we're winning) I get knocked down But I get up again (we'll be singing) You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again (we'll be singing) You're never going to keep me down (when we're winning) I get knocked down But I get up again (we'll be singing) You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again (pissing the night away) You're never going to keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again (pissing the night away) You're never going to keep me down  E-Mail Me | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Only one or two will last You're going through all this pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast And they're gone so fast So hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there When you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care mmmbop doobee dop by do wap mmmbop doobee dop by doo wap doowee ah bop mmmbop doobee dop ba doo mmmbop doobee dop by do wap mmmbop doobee dop by doo wap doowee ah bop mmmbop doobee dop by doo Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows It's a secret no one knows (Repeat Chorus) In an mmm bop they're gone. In an mmm bop they're not there. In an mmm bop they're gone. In an mmm bop they're not there. Until you lose your hair. But you don't care. (Repeat Chorus) Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know. Can you tell me which flower's going to grow? Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose? Can you tell me which flower's going to grow? Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know.  Sig Pic Approved By IrishAlkey This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 12-20-01 @ 12:06 AM | ||||
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