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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Valby Xmas | ||||
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| SweetAngel | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 8:05 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01  | HO HO HO Merry Christmas! A month or two ago you asked me for a date, you said for Christmas Eve by then you'd loose some weight. I think I understand the tinsel in your hair, but why have you got mistletoe inside your underwear? Oh jingle balls jingle balls, jingle to and fro, watching all the little puppies making yellow snow. Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle 1 2 3, why don't you come over here and jingle balls with me. Splashing in your gash in a one hose open sleigh, my parents think your trash but I think you're OK! Filling fart balloons, with a nozel up my ass, I'd another but I think I'm out of gas. Oh jingle balls jingle balls, jingle to and fro, watching all the little children eating yellow snow. Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle 1 2 3, why don't you come over here and jingle balls with me. why don't you come over here and jingle balls with me!  I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 2:15 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Nice, I posted his version of Rudolph in the xmas thread, cause I didn’t see this, but I’ll post lots here, cause I love Dr. Dirty. Santa’s Whore is Coming to Town You better watch out, You better not cry, You’re gonna go dry I’m telling you why, Santa’s Whore is coming to town. She’s makin a fist, Strokin it twice. Grabbing you balls and checking for lice. Santa’s whore is coming to town. Well, she blows you when it’s placid, She humps you when it’s stiff. She don’t care if you’re bad or good, She’ll make you take a whiff. You better watch out, She’ll sit on your face. When your cock’s dried out She’ll put your thumb in its’ place. Santa’s whore is coming to town. Silent Fart Silent Fart. Holy Fart. Remain calm. Release your bomb. Round the Kitchen up from your chair, Little atoms of poop in the air. See the clouds slowly creep. Watch all your friends breathe in deep. Frosty the Snowman Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul, With his dick a great big icicle And his balls were made of snow. Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day, So he said lets grab a piece of ass, Before I melt away. There must have been some magic in that icicle ya know Cause all the girls in my neighborhood were spread eagle in the snow. Dogs piss on Frosty As he stands there in the yard. Oh, his arms fell off and his head’s half gone, But his goddamn Dick’s still hard. Yeah, his arms fell off and his head’s half gone, But his goddamn Dick’s still hard.  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 7:31 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, jack frost nosing at your nips, hog tied girls being plugged by the choir, with reindeer cum upon their lips. everybody clips, a crowbar and some oleo, help to make her think she's tight. tiny twats with her thighs all a glow will find it hard on me tonight. They know that Santa's on his way, he's blowin every other reindeer on his sleigh. And every mother's child is by the porch, to see is rudolph is really hung like a horse. and so I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from 1 to 92. although its been said many times many ways, Merry Christmas and fuck you. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 12:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Deck the Halls Rub my cock with KY jelly, Fa la la la la la la la la Make it squirt upon your belly, Fa la la la la la la la la Lick it up you fucking glutton, Fa la la la la la la la la My gift to you this year is nothing, Fa la la la la la la la la Spread me cheeks and lick me ass hole, Fa la la la la la la la la Give me balls a great big hassle, Fa la la la la la la la la Don me now our gay apparel, Fa la la la la la la la la Don't you hate this fucking carol? Fa la la la la la la la la. I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 5:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Hey RF, don't you think it's strange that out of all the people on this message board, it's only 2 girls who are posting to this? LOL I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | HAHA, you're right, and I could go on forever, I love Dr. Dirty. I was actually given a copy of a tape of his when I was like 12. I thought it was hysterical, and now realize I didn't know what half the shit meant. Glad to see I am not the only fan. I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| NJ Panther | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:37 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Strange? What's strange?;-)  "Here we see the Enola Gay, rolling down the tarmac with death in her belly." | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 8:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Haul out the douche bags, get out the FDS before I fall again, burn all yer panties, I might be rushin things, but its been seven months now..... And it's time to clean yer pussy right this very minute. You won't get no pecker with all the scum that's in it, and I need a little pussy right this very minute, even if it isn't furry what the fuck I'm in a hurry. Hose off your asshole, turn on the fire hydrants.. crank em all the way. wash out yer beaver. It;s time we hung no pest strips on that evergreen bow. For its grown a little funky since you fucked that monkey, grown a little mossy since you done my hossie, yes its gotten kinda tangy since at last you banggie, so clean yer fuckin box out now! I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
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