Posted By | Discussion Topic: Play the best song in the world |
Maynard
| posted on 12-20-2001 @ 9:48 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01
| Tenacious D
Tribute
A long time ago
Me and my brother Kyle, here...
Well, we was hitchhiking down
A long and lonesome road
And all of a sudden
There shined a shiny demon
In the middle of the road
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world
Or I'll eat your soul" (Soul)
Well, me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said:
"Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The BEST song in the world
It was the best song in the world... Yeah... Oh!
And it saved our butts.
Because the demon want to kill us... oh...
But he was forced to set us free
By the honor code that demons
Have to live by.
Cause it's Satan's Surprise and it's magic!
And it's a mystical disguise... oh..
The devil's song and it's tragic!
You are the mystical eyed virgin and you're rocking!
Well needless to say
The beast was stunned
A whip crack with his swampy tail
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"Be you angels?"
And we said:
"NAY! We are but men! Rock HOUNDS!"
Hounds! Rock Hounds!
This is not
The greatest song in the world, no.
This is just a tribute!
Couldn't remember
The greatest song in the world
But this is a tribute!
To the greatest song in the world
It was the greatest song in the world
You know it was the best motherfuckn
It was the greatest song in the world
And the peculiar thing is this:
It didn't actually sound anything like this song
This is just a tribute.
You've gotta believe it.
And I wish you were there.
It's just a matter of opinion
Braaah! Fuck!
Good god! God lovin!
I'm so surprised
To find
I can't stop em!
[???]
Rich motherfucker could fuck a duck!
Oooh! Ooh!
All right!
And we're playing the greatest
Song
In the world.
Tribute.
Boo-yah bass. In your face.
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery
People suck.
This message was edited by Maynard on 12-20-01 @ 9:50 AM |
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 9:51 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| Song of Exultant Joy
Last week, Kyle quit the band
Now we're back together, oh yeah
Misunderstandings.
Couldn't understand.
Doesn't matter now, we're back together again
La la la la la
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash
That's true..
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash
This is our Song of Exultant Joy
Because
We only came to kick some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke Hash.
And then we'll thrash
We'll throw a big ol' bash, y'all!
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone's invited to the bash
You're all invited to the bash.
Come on Kyle, one more time, come on!
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WoRMFACE
| posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:30 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Rocketsauce
((this wasnt a real song, but its episode was funy))
Rocket
Rocket
All of my rocket sauce
All of my fucking rocket sauce
All of my rocket sauce
You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right. |
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